MoSh's DJ: The Best Dream Journal in The Universe.

Space weird.

I capture some aliens in the really small device so they can't enter my dimension. On the device there's something that you pull back and then push in really fast. I pull it and push sh bak in and see the aliens get shot through a portal back into their own dimension.

2 Blondes

Asuka is blonde and she invites someone over to my house by the name of "Linda." This Linda is also blonde (note: I once saw a psychic that said my future wife would be named Linda, the description i was given sounded like someone who was asian with bleach blond hair.). I this Linda person shows up. i realize that I know her. But she also looks like several other lindas that I know. (one linda i know in didsbury, and the other being my first gf). I realize I am seeing the person as an archetype of 'Linda"

other note; My first name is Robert. when i was growing up my best friends parents were "Robert and Linda." In the movie Wedding singer there was also a couple named Robert and Linda. I have also met a few other couples in my life who's names were Robert and Linda.

Super WTF Old people triathalon.

I get flung into a portal from somewhere and wind up in a dream from when i was in about grade seven . i just got back from a class feild trip but I don't have a ride home. I see Corey W. so i go to run up to him to see if his parents can give me a ride. But then I see that he's getting a ride with Shawna T. (Not the Shawna from my inner world lol.) and her mother. I get this distinct feeling that I'm not to approach corey now. I walk down the street and watch him and Shawna get into her mother's car. Her mother is glaring at me meanly. She looks a bit like the Ice Queen from the Narnia movie. In fact her face seems to be covered in ice... It's creepy.

They drive off and I continue walking on the street and notice I'm close to a dream park that I use to go to. I come to a four way intersection in a large city and there's old people crossing the road at the green light. As I'm crossing a car goes to stop but doesn't do so until after I watch it cleanly run over and old man. all the other old people start freaking out. I go to avoid the cars and go around the building.

I am running now behind the building. All these old people are now like zombies and they are trying to grab for me. In the middle of this I think, "This is very much like a dream." but I forget to RC. I run into this weird area with Building blocks? they are all blue. Cyclic13 is there but he's a dis embodied voice.It scares me and I jmp back to the path.

now I'm in a psych ward that's connected to a mall. I run right past the security people and their exit. Good thing they didn't mistake me for a patient. I then switch to third person view and notice I am a young blond man with unfamiliar features.

Super WTF threesome

I see myself as the blond guy entering the same house I was in from a few dreams before. I go up to the two blonde women and have a threesome... but it's wierd either their pelvic areas merge and I do them that way... or i had 2 dicks or something. Definitely a dream I would have enjoyed more in 1st person

★★★

Guitar

flash of playing some vivaldi on guitar.

Meeting

Brief flash of Asuka bringing me to a restaurant to meet some girl... I wonder what that was about.

almost lucid

This dream started off... I was walking down a familiar street in chilliwack. I decided to Rc so I tried to fly, not expecting it to work. I flew and i thought "oh yeah I fly all the time... not a dream". I flapped my arms and flew upwards. A wave of tiredness hit me and I fell asleep in mid air.

I felt myself fall onto a soft bed. I got up and I was in a room. Asuka was there... she looked like my old friend Amanda. I told her that Somehow in waking life... I actually flew and teleported straight into my own house! She didn't seem too excited. She said that P was around and was wanting to fight me or something. She was saying how he was bragging about how he knew all these upper level people, and that it made him powerfull. we began walking into another room and she looked like nomad. I said to her "hey remember that Poet of the Myst guy? he said he wants to fight me." for a while I was afraid I wouldn't be able to fight him well in real life.

Somehow i teleported to a bar where I was supposed to meet him. I looked at some people in line for drinks. There was this disgusting dark looking creature... it was humanoid but all black... not like african.. but dark black. The person was naked and I could see the person's butthole.... It was disgusting. I moved to another part of the bar. I found some guy I thought might be P. but he just looked at me and said "That bitch got mad at me because i said 'cunt'"

I laughed and saiud "You can't say Cunt in canada... didn't you know that from that song?" He shrugged and left. But a bunch of Bar dcs surrounded me and started laughing saying that they lovved that song.

★★★


Vague dream

This was a vivid dream when I first remembered it. Started off I was at a table playing some electric guitar, there was a black dog that was giving me a sad look. also my guide was there. I was also one the phone with someone in didsbury. a woman. we had a long convo. Later we drove to the disbury store and she was there... I forget what we talked about again.


Almost Lucid

I remember being outside at night time. I was questioning whether it was a dream. Just then I saw a video game pixelated spacecraft fly into the sky, it got close and then sped away. For some reason I rationalized that it was only a dream... weird.

School?

some dream where I went to abbotsford to a school I went to in the past (in the dream past). I was enrolled again. the whole classroom was this wierd board with strange desks. I remember walking around it and talking to people. Various times i sat down to do work. Apperently i had a friend who I thought was Walms... but on the paper it wasn't his name... just something close.

Later I go downstairs to use my cousins computer. The monitor is really small and I forget what I do there.

Still Ballin'

I was driving in a car with my brother and 2 black guys. My brother started Rapping Tupac lyrics... I was hoping he wouldn't hit the phrases with the "N" word. I ran through the lyrics of "still ballin" in my head and realized there was a few N words in there.

WTF

i'm back at the house/school. I'm on a couch and someone hands me a phone. It's some homie guy I seem to know. He's telling me I have to hear a rare track by some rapper who Re did "gin and juice". he kept saying there were extra voices on it. I listen to the song but can barely hear it. My brother starts blasting Techno music in the room. I Tell my brother to shut it off because I can't hear the song on the phone.

Later, I go to leave the room when a 12 year old girl in a bathrobe walks into the room seductively... I sense something definitely wrong. some other guy in the room says "this is sick" and he leaves. The gril comes over to me and says something like "I like being able to turn men on by my youngness" She has a sickly face, short blond hair, and a white bathrobe on. I am trying to ignore her. I sit on another couch and my mind manifests me some potatoe chips to distract me from the situation. The underage girl goes over and makes kissy faces at me. She advances toward me.. with a mouth full of chips i say "Can't you see I'm eating. leave me alone" and I stuff another handfull into my mouth."