Subconscious’s Attempt But it’s a meme
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, 01-06-2020 at 08:57 PM (338 Views)
So I was like, “hey subconscious give me a good dream” and he’s like “no.”
And I’m like “okay screw you ima suck on a random woman’s boobs” and he’s like “fine I’ll put you on a high building” and I’m like “nope” and I swing down from there.
He still yet says “nope it’s real life now here wake up to the alarm” and I still say “screw you I’m going back to sleep”
And he finally is like “okay you wanna be perverted? Fine here’s that hot friend of your sister enjoy losing your lucidity”
But I one up him and say “screw you I’m going to develop her as an actual character”
And that, kids, is how I met my wife.