obfusc8

Long LD ~7-7.40am
It's bath time. The bath water is slowly draining away though. On closer inspection the plug is blocked with paper. After fishing it out the water drains but then the bath refills itself. I get into the bath and then get the feeling things are wrong. Wait, we don't even have a bath in our house, just a shower. This must be a dream.

I climb, naked, out of the unfamiliar bath and do a nose pinch RC to convince myself. Outside the bathroom is a corridor, and down one end are a group of people. I get a momentary feeling of anxiety at being naked and do another RC to reassure myself that it's a dream and therefore doesn't matter. Yep can definitely breathe through a blocked nose.

Despite the confirmation, I walk the other way up the corridor to avoid the DCs. It leads to a bedroom.... and the first thing that crosses my mind is to summon some company. Looking back at the door to the room, which is now closed, I simply state, aloud: "You know what I like. Blonde. Pretty. C'mon."

A moment later the door handle turns and a short woman walks in. She's wearing a skirt and dark coloured tights. Her hair is indeed blonde and loose, falling to her shoulders. She smiles at me and lets me kiss her. I get my hand under her top to play with her breasts for a bit and then try to take her tights off. There is a bit of awkwardness as they won't disappear, but then we start to have sex. I make the fatal mistake of closing my eyes and lose the scene. After a few moments in the void a new room appears. I phase out through the wall and start flying over a city.

Up on one of the tall buildings a murder of crows are perched. Lazy birds. They should be flying. So I lift all of them into the air with telekinesis and start moving them around in the sky. They are resistant at first and refuse to flap their wings or even pretend, so it's just a bunch of black bird shapes rotating around in the air. Meh. Stupid birds.

I land down in the narrow alley between some skyscrapers and find a street market. There are a number of stalls and the closest one has a collection of small potted plants. I decide to reverse gravity and the pots rise into the air. This panics the stall owner who stares, wide eyed in horror, at his plants floating off to the sky. Then he seems angry, realising it is me.

Time to go! I fly away and leave the city. The scenery changes to a steep green hillside with a couple of trees. I recall my personal goal of becoming a toy green soldier. My usual method of size manipulation is to use my breath, inhaling to grow, exhaling to shrink. I start to exhale but instead of shrinking the ground beneath me starts to lower, until I am standing in a deep pit. The walls are still covered in green grass and my actual height hasn't changed.

I do some quick earth manipulation to reverse the pit back into the hillside, and try again. This time it works as expected, or at least the trees nearby grow to gargantuan proportions. I then imagine myself becoming a soldier and look down to find my arms are now green and my clothes are rigid plastic with few features.

Awesome. Time to summon my army. "Ten-Hut! Line up, soldiers!" I shout. From several small holes in the ground plastic green soldiers start running out and moving into formation. I walk to the front, pretending my legs are attached via a plank of plastic. Before I can order my new army to do anything, the dream ends. Re-entry unsuccessful.