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    1. Meeting a Girl I like, Random dude braggin stats on MMORPG, Watching a Adult Scene Live (or in HD)..

      by , 12-17-2011 at 04:37 PM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      12/17/11

      NON-LUCID

      Dream 1:

      I had a dream that a girl I liked was talking to me over Facebook. She wanted to get to know me better by asking me simple things like my body weight. Apparently hers was 157 lbs., and she asked mine as well. I couldn’t remember what I said for that though (Maybe I was a bit embarrassed, but I’m not over-weight at all in waking life).

      She also played Runescape apparently because she showed me a picture relating to the game with some random items in her inventory. She also mentioned two more games, but I couldn’t remember their names.



      She posted more random pictures of herself, and random people and me were liking most of them, then she invited me to a call on Skype.


      I can’t remember the order everything went in this dream overall, but when I asked her on Skype if there was anyone online, she said, “Yes.”

      The moment she said that, I was in a different scenario. It was in first-person view, and I can see her hand holding my right guiding me where to go. She was wearing a black dress top and a black skirt (she looked really nice in it) and her sister appeared as well in black.

      (This is the best picture I could find describing what she wore)


      It seemed I was in her house, and we were going to sit down on the dining table. Everything looked so real in that random experience.



      Then I see her on video call on Skype I believe, but I couldn’t get a good recall of what she was wearing. I started to see random pictures what she showed on Facebook with a picture of Link on random people’s faces.

      I didn’t understand what was going on, but I laughed at it since the expressions looked as if they would match the ones of the original face.


      I think that at one point, she mentioned some guy she knew as being handsome, but in my eyes, he was just downright ugly (I don't mean to be mean, but wow, for a beautiful girl like her to think that? She must've been crazy).

      I can’t recall anything else for that dream.

      Dream 2:

      This dream was pretty short, again I was on Facebook, and I was looking at this person’s status from a long time, and I liked it for some reason. Then he commented on the comment I made (can’t remember what exactly). I just know we talked about Runescape for a while, and some of his friends mentioned their stats on the game too.

      I wanted to brag about the stats for my character, but I decided to just leave it as it is.

      Dream ends.

      Dream 3:
      This dream was like watching an HD adult film. Some guy was massaging this really oblivious blonde girl, but she was a bombshell beauty ( I think that was me posting a picture of Alexis Texas in this thread that made this dream --->( http://www.dreamviews.com/f16/post-p...ml#post1791902).

      (I swear she looked like Madison Scott)


      I just know I had a good time seeing what this guy did with her, and even though I knew she had to be acting, the stuff they did was kinky.



      I won’t go into huge detail of what they did, but the guy asked the girl dirty questions and her questioning what was going on made it kinkier. She was in all kinds of positions from laying on her stomach, in the doggy-style position, missionary, prone-bone, you name it, they were having a GOOD time.

      After they had more sex, they were in the doggy-style position again until both of them climaxed at the same time (that’s cute). And they really emphasized it by making their experience all with glitter and shit.


      Kinda like in this video:


      Then the dream ends with me seeing the blonde squirt like crazy.

      Updated 02-26-2012 at 12:10 AM by 47756

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    2. Blonde Beauty protected by Guards, In a Football Game, I'm a Spectator in Code Lyoko...

      by , 12-16-2011 at 05:13 PM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      12/17/11

      NON-LUCID

      Dream 1:

      I’m in an area where there are a decent amount of stairs to go up and down to. There was this old man who this really hot blonde was following.

      She was trying to not to show her breasts by cupping her hands with a bra that had a broken strap I believe. And she was in a white
      (possibly silver but it's close enough) playboy bunny suit with black rabbit ears with white inside.




      She started to blush when she looked at me I think, and all I could do is just watch this beauty go downstairs with this old man and a few guards.


      I tried to knock one of them out, but I felt too afraid to do so, since the last time I tried to knock someone out in a dream, they weren’t affected.

      While she is being guided by the old guy, I think I go into a different dream scenario, but I can’t remember it clearly. But when I got out of it, I saw the same blonde again going upstairs.



      (You know how when you go upstairs or downstairs, there’s a small piece of flat surface you walk on to turn and go to the other level? Yeah it was like that)

      I was on the floor where the bottom and top stairs connected. I see the girl come up and she’s blushing again, but I don’t really focus too much on it (which I should have since blondes make themselves stand out to me as a dream sign).

      That’s all I can recall for that dream.


      Dream 2:

      I was in a football game…..




      (I NEVER WENT TO A HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL GAME)….I don’t know what team I’m rooting for, but I assume it’s Cypress Lakes High School or maybe some other school because my side was wearing green outfits.

      I don’t know what I was doing here, all I did was walk around the bleachers on the bottom area and look at random DCs. But then I started to see people in military outfits for some odd reason.




      Anyway, as I get out of the bleachers, there was a long table that was positioned horizontally, and a few DCs were sitting near it. I see my friend James and was talking to him about something. And the DC to the right of me was this blonde guy who looks like a guy I had for a class.

      He was asking a teacher if he could go to his music class, and the teacher wasn’t convinced of this person, she thought he was lying. But when he showed a sheet from a folder, I looked at it quickly and saw an assignment he didn’t finish that had music-related information on it.


      So I told the teacher that he wasn’t lying, and showed her the paper myself, and she finally agreed to let him go. I think the DC was like “Thanks Dude” but I couldn’t remember.

      But then the teacher started to praise me for helping the person out, and she gave me a light yellow-ish Lifesaver candy as a reward. I take it and thank her for it and sit back down. For some reason I wanted to give the Lifesaver …




      (OOOOOOOOOOh now I get it…Lifesaver, helping the guy get to his music class on time…haha…clever subconscious…clever…)

      Anyway, yeah, I decide to give the Lifesaver candy to my friend James. He asked me “Are you Sure?” and I replied “Yeah, I have an extra one anyway.” When I looked for the extra one, it seemed to be crushed, but I didn’t make a big deal out of it.

      Dream 3:

      I’m more of a spectator throughout this whole dream. I’m in the desert sector in Code Lyoko, and I’m watching Ulrich mainly trying to destroy some random and tough monsters completely abstract from the main ones.



      No matter how much he tried, he had to dodge constantly to prevent a fast de-virtualization.

      Then a person who looks like a Black guy in a heavy black armor that looked pretty bad-ass comes to the rescue and does Ulrich’s “Super Sprint” and charges after the fairly huge monster and splits it into two with ease.



      The guy’s outfit had a mix of Naked Snake’s alternative outfit in Metal Gear Solid 3 and the rest looked like parts of a knight outfit.



      So this guy started to help Ulrich out on more monsters coming their way. There was this monster that stuck itself to the edge of a surface and had been shaped like it was supposed to be a wall. It had a Xana logo on the bottom of its body in front, which was its weakness to kill it.




      But it was protective of it, and I think it shot a part of its body (can’t remember what specifically) at Ulrich and the Mysterious dude in Black. (He looked like the black guy in the tennis team I was part of in Cypress Lakes High School)

      Both Ulrich and the other guy dodged it easily with Super Sprint, and I can’t remember who made the final stab on the monster, but it was pretty tense seeing this fight because it seemed that if either of them were hit, it would be a one-hit KO to de-virtualization.

      After that is settled, I think I’m in the room where the Supercomputer is. (I’m still having a dream relating to Code Lyoko)



      Jeremy was waiting for the tower to be deactivated, but where were a bunch of bees that looked like Beedrills from Pokémon inside of the room trying to attack us. And by a lot, I mean A LOT to start shitting bricks on.

      X 20+

      While I’m trying to dodge them, I can hear the music when Aelita is going to deactivate the tower. (Video below, and it happened to be in the desert sector too so bonus for me )



      (This is a bit random, but I just realized how I freaking hate when Aelita does the back flip when EVERYONE IS THIS CLOSE FROM FREAKING DYING IN THE REAL WORLD!!@$!%!%)



      I see Jeremy is being occupied trying to avoid the Beedrill looking hybrids, so I dashed towards the Supercomputer when Aelita deactivated the tower
      (I didn’t look to see if she did, I just FELT like she entered the Code for a trip to the past).



      But before I pressed the Enter Key on the supercomputer, I see a big white light growing at an exponential rate. So I assumed we were going back to the past before we got owned by Beedrills, but I still managed to press it anyway.



      That’s all I remember.

      Updated 06-26-2012 at 05:39 AM by 47756

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    3. Meeting my Biochem Advisor, Guy Holding a Penis, DCs smiling at me, In Chem 111 Lab in College......

      by , 12-15-2011 at 05:42 PM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      12/15/11

      NON-LUCID

      Dream 1:

      I believe the initial point of this dream was me walking with my Biochemistry Advisor in Texas A&M (Let’s call her Trina). I think she was asking a few people that she needed a guy who was smart and has some time to start on some kind of assignment.

      No one answered, so I after I followed her more and more, I told her that since I’m done with all my finals, I can do the project if she wanted me to. I also added on to say that I would need something to do over the weekends because I basically have a month off from college.

      (In waking life, I do have a month off from college). So we go off into a random conversation and I suddenly she disappears. Instead of being in a building, I’m in a house all of a sudden.

      I’m wondering where Trina is, and I panicked a little because I thought she was kidnapped or something because when I went inside a random room, I saw her clothes there.




      My first impression was that she was assaulted, but I let that feeling pass by and explored a little more of this weird house.

      I go downstairs and I see a bunch of random DCs, I couldn’t get a good image of a single DC, but I for some reason when I picked up a pack of tissues, they were enraged and wanted me to put it back where it was. I wasn’t too sure of their emotions, it just looked like they were angry at me.




      I put the tissues down, and all of these thoughts were racing in my head, as if I could hear the DCs’ thoughts like something being out of existence (probably the tissues).

      (Probably a day residue of me looking over a Teen Titans Wiki site on Robin and his relationships with the other Titans, especially Raven. There was one episode where he literally had to go to “Hell” in order to save a part of Raven’s whole demeanor I believe. If he didn’t, she would cease to exist).

      (But then again, that's probably another day residue when I took my Biology Final because I realized I was 10 minutes late for the exam and when I came to the room to take it, I was sweating like a pig. An assistant tried to be nice to be and she handed me a box of tissues for me to grab some to wipe the sweat off).

      Anyway, back to the dream. I don’t know the path of this dream anymore. I’m suddenly outside and there’s this dude who has light brown-ish hair, Caucasian most likely, and was holding a penis in his hand! (I'm not going to show a picture of that )

      I don’t know what the hell was going on, but somehow he managed to get the penis that’s cut off erect for a long time by squeezing the bottom of it to prevent whatever remaining blood was there (though I don’t think the amount of blood would’ve affected it).

      He said we had to wait for his friend to pick us up to go to some restaurant. I said “How long will it take for him to get here?” He replied that it would take him 15 minutes or so (maybe less or maybe more, I don’t know).

      So to kill time, I looked down and it seemed that I was in an environment where it already rained. So I was playing with a wet portion of sand and made footprints with the shoes I was wearing.



      I got a little bit TOO into it, and I think I glanced over to see two adults that were maybe 20-25 feet away from me smiling I think and they were looking at me.


      They were headed for the restaurant we were going to I think, it just felt like they were going there, because they wore some decent clothing that would make one assume they’re going to some fancy restaurant.

      The guy I’m with who is still holding the penis lets go of it, and when it falls down, it turns into bits of sausage. It animation of it looked like you’re playing Minecraft, and you break an item or mine something and you see bits of it come off.



      Then the next scene is us inside of the restaurant, I don’t think I’m joining anyone at the moment, I’m just by myself and a mature couple look at me with interest, so I go over to them.

      I think they were asking me my name, and I suddenly became excited and said it with fairly higher tone of voice. I think some random DCs turned around slightly to tell me to be quiet, so I whispered my name to them again.

      They were shocked by me saying my name, and after that I couldn’t remember much.


      Dream 2:

      The dream scene is me in my Chemistry 111 Lab (I already took this class in waking life) and the environment was different. I could tell I was in my Chem Lab because I saw the TA (teacher’s assistant) that was in charge of this class.

      There weren’t any vents that sucked up vapors and gases in this room; it was sort of a combination of my Biology 111 Lab with just long tables with stools to sit on.

      I was with my Lab partner that I had in waking life in well, which made me assume I really was in my Chem Lab. We were doing a simple experiment, and it looked oddly familiar to the one we did in Biology 111 Lab.

      (In waking life, we used beads and magnetic tips to imitate the process of the stages in Mitosis and Meiosis and all).



      What we had to do in the dream was a little bit different. There were these fairly long pieces of beads or rings (most likely it was to represent a DNA strand or something like that) that were stuck together and we had to measure how long a portion of it was by clamping it on some wooden machine to hold it in place and measure it in inches.

      The ruler that I was using to measure was light green
      (which is exactly the color of the ruler I have in waking life to do grid drawings of people with).



      I started to measure the length of the series of beads or rings at 9 inches. Then as I go to 10 inches, there were some problems. The long chain of beads/rings’ end was a bit slanted, and the ruler looked a little bit weird, but I didn’t focus too much on it.



      I just pretended that I was doing something serious while my partner did another experiment to be more efficient.

      (In waking life, there were MORE girls in the class than boys) The girls asked my Lab partner if he could give them the answers to something, I don’t know what it was, but they seemed really desperate to get the answers.

      After a while, he sighed, and said that he’ll give the answers to them. At this point, I think I turned around to see what was behind me, since I was focused on a narrow field of vision measuring this random piece of beads/ring chained together.

      Behind me were more random DCs whose facial features I couldn’t recall, so I assumed they were more girls. One prominent DC I saw was another Black person in the class
      (I was the only black guy in the class in waking life). He was wearing glasses, and he was smiling, but I didn’t know who he was smiling at, me or the girls he was sitting with.

      I assumed he was smiling at the girls, and he looked like the other black person I had for my Biochemistry Introductory course.

      After, that I couldn’t remember anything else, other than my Chemistry TA being surprisingly cynical and mean to the
      students in the class. (She was a nice TA in waking life who knew what we’re going through because she’s a graduate herself).

      Updated 12-15-2011 at 06:05 PM by 47756

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    4. Bowser Jr. Trolling His Father, Me going for some Snow cones, In Hotel watching preview of XXX Movie

      by , 12-14-2011 at 07:09 PM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      12/14/11

      NON-LUCID

      Dream 1:

      Bowser Jr. was trying to lure his father into some half dome shaped area where there was an entrance gap that would prevent him from escaping. He’s like “I show you’ll” something something….



      He lures Bowser closer to the half-dome, and then a does a back-flip before his father could do anything to him, and now Bowser is stuck.



      I think Bowser Jr. started trolling at how stupid his father was for falling for that trick and I think he even asked “You Mad?”




      Dream 2:

      I believe I was riding my bicycle in an unfamiliar city. It was probably early afternoon at the time of the dream, and it seemed pretty hot, but I didn’t feel any senses to verify that. I see those random mini-trailer stores, and it was offering snow cones.



      The way the person made them looked like they would actually make some decent snow cones where the ice is shredded up just right and you can put a straw to enjoy the sweetness, instead of the half-assed attempt you see occasionally.

      X



      But instead of going there, I go to some random store on the left that looks like it sells snow cones. Apparently I had this huge bag of ice, and one of the employees said that I would have to go back to the store to get some snow cone cups in order for the m to start
      (why not get it yourself if I’m going to pay for it? SLACKERS…but I didn’t pick that up).



      Couldn’t remember much after that, but I think I saw on T.V. in the dream that some person died sliding all the way down an icy chamber in the same store I was in.

      Dream 3:

      It was very dark and I’m resting on a bed in a motel or hotel trying to pick a movie to watch.



      I see the typical categories, except that the adult section surprised me a bit. I chose it and was scrolling down random movies that I couldn’t remember.

      Then there’s a movie where women are in red latex suits I believe, and I watched the preview to see if it would be interesting, but that’s all I remember.


      Updated 12-15-2011 at 05:56 AM by 47756

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    5. Heating up an Item in the Cold (MGS1 for the PC reference maybe?), Trying to kill Morpheus..........

      by , 12-13-2011 at 09:30 PM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      12/13/11

      NON-LUCID

      Dream 1:

      I was in a military type base in some icy region. My initial point as being next to a generator, and I was holding some weird looking object (couldn’t recall its shape except that it was pretty long).

      Apparently I had to heat it up, and the room was split up with a fire and ice environment. Obviously the fire area was the best place to heat it up, but a guard was patrolling it, so I quickly dashed behind the generator.

      The guard must’ve been lazy because it didn’t seem like he was paying attention. So I go back to the cold region and waited for the item to heat up.

      (Now that I think about it, this may be an association with the part in Metal Gear Solid for the PC where Snake had to heat up a disk in a hot region to insert one slot and going to a cold region to freeze it (where he killed Raven); this was involving the deactivation of the Metal Gear).



      After it heated up, I paid attention to the guard’s movement and waited for him to turn his back to sneak out through a door.

      Dream 2:

      I think this is a continuation of the dream, but I’m inside a rectangular area (I didn’t recall progressing from the door I snuck out of from the first dream).


      It had gaps on all four sides
      (like a flat square cut apart).



      I peek through one of the crevices and I see Morpheus from the Matrix wearing a Green Sweater I believe with some light tannish brown pants. I thought he was going to move around the area outside of where I am, so I decided to sneak up to him.



      As I get closer and closer, he suddenly turns around, and as a reflex, I somehow conjured up a knife like in Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory where Sam Fisher immediately stabs the enemy in the chest.



      I tried to do that, but Morpheus backs away and gets his radio to call 100+ guards that all looked like Hunk from the Resident Evil Series.

      X 100 = Your body doesn't exist anymore

      I was being riddled with bullets times 100. Everything turned into first-perspective, and I’m on my knees just watching the guards STILL shoot at me, and I could see the yellow flashes from their assault rifles invariably making my vision blurry.

      That’s it, but I’m glad I didn’t feel the pain.
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    6. Gray Rod of Lust, Searching for a Gem and Pulling Out Psyduck from the Ground, Bio quiz, High School

      by , 12-12-2011 at 06:55 PM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      12/12/11

      NON-LUCID

      Dream 1:
      It’s daylight time and I had a gray rod with a circle on top that was supposed to lure girls to you. The whole dream was like playing Runescape, but no inventory screen and the mini-map was on the left.



      Every time I tapped these girl with the stick, they came after me, and one lady told me I should try it on a lady with a chainsaw from Resident Evil 4. (LOL why??)


      She had to walk forward, then turn left, and another left, and down in my direction. (I know the pic below is the chainsaw guy, but it best fitted the direction they were going).



      Then they started chasing me because I was being a bit too playful to them.

      Dream 2:

      I’m searching for some type of gem to put on a statue, but I didn’t realize I had to dig for one. The left statue had a gem but the right didn’t. I tried to form the right without a gem, but it broke into pieces when I tried 2 times. So I had to restart and grab some item that looks like detector from a random DC.


      I find the location and said “Hey guys! It’s here!” Then I got a small creature to dig it, but they dug from the wrong place, so I decided to just use my hands to grab a green orb lighting up on the ground moving around. I pull the object up and see that it’s a Psyduck from Pokemon!





      And I was holding it by its HEAD. I was a bit worried, I didn’t want to make any sudden movements, but a random flash of a forum thread saying to use “Sleep” on it helped me out. I used sleep and it passed out.


      (What happens if you give Psyduck a headache)

      (Now you know why I was realllly scared)

      Dream 3:

      Some guy who I knew by the name of Ehsan posted online that the Biochemistry quiz was going to be moved to Tuesday (I already finished the introductory course for this class, but I was just caught in the moment).

      I panicked because I didn’t study for the quiz, and I got really pissed too. Ehsan even showed me the update of the quiz moving back to Tuesday, and even circled it. I couldn’t read what it said, but I just assumed it was for Biochemistry.

      Dream 4:

      I’m in High School and I’m having trouble knowing which class to go to next. I followed my old schedule since Middle School because 3rd period was my English class and 4th period was a Tech class. But then I decided I have to go to Art.

      I saw over a window my Art teacher that I had as a freshmen in Cypress Springs High School, so I assumed that I would have to go to her.

      (this isn't my art teacher, but just wanted to remember how the experience was looking at what's behind the window in school)


      I go up to a random DC that looks like my AP Human Geography teacher in Mayde Creek High School, and I asked him if the time was for students to go to 3rd or 4th period, he said “4th.”


      I thanked him and then I see a girl I had for AP English 4 in Morton Ranch, she was Hispanic (let’s call her E). She looks at me and I come closer, I didn’t do anything.

      I was trying to get past these two lunch tables, one horizontally and vertically, so when I tried to pass by with people sitting, it was awkward trying not to bump into them.



      After I get out of that, I run like crazy and accelerated more and more. (Like in this video)




      My arms fling behind my body and then my whole torso goes near the ground like I was running like Sasuke trying to use Chidori on Gaara (without the Chidori and all the fancy hand jutsu ).



      I kept going and going and going and that’s all I remember for that.

      Updated 02-26-2012 at 12:54 AM by 47756

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    7. DC that looks like my mother scares me, I become lucid, slaps random DC with extreme rage.

      by , 12-11-2011 at 03:10 PM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      12/11/11

      NON-LUCID
      LUCID

      My mother was telling me how my father was taking 8PM and 9PM classes, and asked if I was studying as well. I opened my book really quick before she came into my room, and she gave me that cold stare that said “You better study.”

      Reading her facial expression, I turned a few pages to pretend like I was studying, and I was pretty scared at the moment at my mother’s sudden spontaneity of anger. The setting was probably around early morning (probably because I’m dreaming at around 5:30ish AM or so), and I needed more light in the room.

      I turn on the switch, the fan was on, but the light didn’t turn on. I reached over to screw in the casing that covers the light bulb, nothing works.

      Then I was like “Wait a second.” I did a Nose RC, and became lucid.



      From that moment, there was so much freaking rage within my body because I let some random Dream Character get the best of me.

      The rage was so small, but soooooo intense, that I thought I was going to rip someone's head of.



      But before I got too pumped up with adrenaline, I pretended I was sane and came out of my room. I saw the Dream Character, who is brushing her teeth at the moment (while sitting on a couch).


      She’s still looking at me with that cold stare, I decided to come up to her and just slap her silly with rage.

      Then I woke up.

      Updated 03-29-2012 at 09:19 PM by 47756

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    8. Yumi being asked Questions by Tamiya and Milly from Code Lyoko, Agent Smith declares random fact....

      by , 12-11-2011 at 01:17 AM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      12/10/11

      (Afternoon nap) I decided to take a nap to see if I could’ve done a short WILD, but it was more of chopping off NREM and having more random dreams and incoherent dreams….still it’s better to filter out this crap from my head and gain more awareness day by day…

      Also, ate two spoonfuls of peanut butter before sleeping, to see if I would have some increase in vividness, going to have to try it again after I sleep for WBTB+WILD.

      NON-LUCID



      Dream 1:

      I was walking with the characters in Code Lyoko. One of the young journalists asked Yumi if she could answer them a few questions.




      (Tamiya Diop and Milly Solovieff)

      There were only two questions, and the first one demanded a more detailed answer because it was more spaced out than the second.



      Dream 2:

      I’m in my apartment, and apparently someone created a thread on “The Lounge” section related to gag-toys and sex I believe?

      I go outside my apartment, and then I’m teleported maybe 30-40 feet away from it. I run back to the apartment, and it looks like it’s going to rain because the clouds were slightly dark and gray. Then as I move closer to my apartment, the setting gets darker and turns to night.


      As I’m trying to find a site or something related to the same forum created by a DV user in the dream. I think I pick up a rolled up carpet on the road, and I think an image of Superman in a black version outfit popped up in my mind.



      Apparently he was fighting some fire monster? Because the left side of his costumed burned, and he had to take it off before the residue creates more problems for him. I’m back to carrying the rolled up carpet and tried taking it back to my house, but I’m afraid that someone might see me take it in, and I saw some random DC walk outside.


      I decided to play this off and make it look as if I’m throwing the rolled-up carpet away.

      Then the setting turns into afternoon again, with the same gray cloud background. A random ginger-headed lady comes up and seduces a DC that looks like Agent Smith when he looks like he’s already lost it.





      Suddenly, I’m applying a condom to a random dildo?
      (What the hell LOL?) It was a green condom and I didn’t even put it on right (wait how the hell do I even know how to put a condom on? Oh right, those instructional videos on YouTube…)

      Then when the ginger-headed lady was going to go more into the Agent Smith look-a-like, he decided to go into a Fact-troll and said that the same condom that was going to be used on him is a vintage type of condom that was made in Germany and that if she used it right now, it would degrade its value. He even talked about how many are left in the world. The ginger lady smirked a little bit in shock, and she put the condom back to its container. Then Agent Smith made the expression that went “Yeah, I know right?”
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    9. Random Date at Random Party, Girls Scared to Death, Restuarants and Riding Jets, High School Crush..

      by , 12-10-2011 at 03:20 PM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      12/10/11

      NON-LUCID

      Dream 1

      I believe I have a date with a girl, but the setting was at night, so I couldn’t recall her facial features, all I know is that she was wearing a black dress whose bottom ended pretty short.



      We were at a party somewhere, and it was outdoors. There was one type of food that was supposed to taste so delicious that no one could carry it as a leftover. That’s all I remember for that one.


      Dream 2:

      I think a group of young children (mostly girls) were running from some monster in the dark. Some random lady was helping them escape it. They were going around in circles screaming, but the monster wasn’t really much of a threat, all it did was just spread its whole body for a while…that’s it lol. It was like a blob type of monster, but I couldn’t remember its color.



      Dream 3:

      I think I’m in a Hispanic restaurant that served A LOT of free appetites, even deserts. But this dream totally went from a basic dream to another dream full of incoherent events. After I leave the restaurant, I’m flying a black mini-jet.



      Of course I’m scared as hell because I’m asking the person behind me how the HELL do I OPERATE this thing without us CRASHING., and we almost crashed a building, but I managed to pull the controls to go up. After riding around randomly with no sense of direction, I landed the jet.

      When I go down I think my father complained that I wasn’t using the right bolts. I don’t know what I said, but when I turn around, I expected to see a black mini-jet, but all I saw was a red car.




      I was in that moment where I wanted to quit riding these vehicles and I wanted to tell my father that, and I was basically thinking “Ehhhhh” for like 5 seconds to admit to him to just drive me home.

      Then when I get home I go to a random room, and I see a hidden video game CD labeled “Star Wars.” There were more small items in the room, but I didn’t pay attention to any of them. Then when I get out, I explore more of the house, and realize it seemed to be a two-story house.

      Anyway, my mother just pops up randomly and is resting on a bed on the floor. I just look and keep going towards some random room, and then she asks me if I can turn off the lights for her.

      There were so many bloody switches in one area that it was like trying to defuse a bomb, I didn’t want to turn on/off the lights in my father’s room, nor activate some kind of random fan.



      It took a while, and my mother kept telling me had to turn off the switch opposite of the other one, which made no sense at all.

      Don’t remember much after that, but I do believe I finally turned off the right light.

      Dream 4:

      I think I’m going to the Laundromat near my apartment. I see this girl that looks like a girl I had a High School crush on when I was a sophomore.

      In waking life, when I saw this girl, my heart would flutter and my brain just made me feel so weird inside, as if I had shorter breaths or something (typical...). I would become so compelled in what she would say in English class because she really did have words of creativity and emotion, even if she didn’t feel like she did so. (I was still in that stage of finding my own way of thinking and being creative).

      Anyway, I got closer to this girl, and some other average-looking guy (not to be cocky or anything) was close to her too trying to suck up to her. She said she’ll be right back to the both of us, and the guy just disappeared (I didn’t mind ).

      Then the environment turns into a restaurant. I’m sitting down eating a meal, and these rich African Americans that look like they own large corporations look at me weirdly as if I don’t belong in this type of restaurant (I wasn’t aware of what I was wearing).

      Apparently I was sitting on the same girl's seat that left us for a while to get something. As I’m close to finishing my meal, the girl comes in, and I wanted to say “Sorry” to her, but I think she comes up and defends me against these people who thought I took her seat.

      Then I go off into a wild tangent and declared that they should stop looking at me like an incompetent. I told them that I’m trying to get an education as well, and to become successful like them as well.

      Some still retain their stoic demeanor, while others smiled a little bit, but they still reverted back to that blank state. I forgot everything about the girl next to me and the dream fades.

      Updated 12-10-2011 at 06:55 PM by 47756

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    10. Graduation in Gym, Seeing Male Toy Apt, Random Store, Phone Sex?, I'm Obama, and more wacky dreams!

      by , 12-09-2011 at 06:39 PM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      12/9/11

      NON-LUCID

      Dream 1:

      I’m in school in my graduation robes, and I'm in a gym for the Graduation.



      I was announced to receive something, but I had to ask and explain random things to some tall guy who looks like Steve Jobs.



      After I receive my reward
      (which I didn’t feel in my hand at ALL??), I just sat on the bleachers for a while until the dream fades.

      Dream 2:

      I think I’m in my apartment and in the kitchen and I see a box that looks like an adult toy for males. I saw a picture of Lela and Fry from Futurama on the box of the toy.



      I picked it up
      (of course) and ran for a public restroom (why didn’t I use the one in my apartment?), but apparently I had to use the public because I needed a phone line. (My mind is trying to rationalize things to not make me aware)



      I go into a bathroom stall, but there were long and thin gaps that people could peek in to see what you were doing, and there was one urinal on my left and the other on my right, and two guys were there.



      I couldn’t do anything obviously, and I couldn’t reach for the phone line near the left urinal. And then some random dude pops up by the right urinal, does his business, and says “Cya later Brandon.”


      I completely ignored the fact that a DC said my first name for once, and said “Okay, Bye” in a rushed voice. That’s all I remember for that one.

      Dream 3:

      I’m basically walking in a store like a chicken with no head attached, I was so lost and just kept going back and forth. I believe I stumbled upon a random fast food that sold some meals that would like look like they would have compelling aromas.

      Then I’m inside a school that looks like Cypress Lakes High school’s Cafeteria, and some dude who keeps wearing Grey shirts is talking to a girl named Razz I knew IRL. He was bragging to her on how he needed 50% on a test to be accepted to a college in Florida.


      (How is that a hard test?)

      Dream 4: I was talking to a girl on the phone and she asked if I wanted to hear something cool. I don’t know what she was doing, but there was spit and slobber all over the place.



      Apparently she’s gagging on something for the lawlz0rs and she did the “Gluck gluck gluck” sound 998 times according this RANDOM counter that pops up in front of me.


      Dream 5:

      Apparently I’m President Obama in this dream, but I didn’t realize it until later on. I’m being asked tough policy questions (lulz0rs I’m screwed) and he was wearing a bunch of laundry clothes for “protection.”




      I answered the question (still not realizing that I’m Obama at this time) by declaring that you had to take a pair of jeans, swirl them around a little bit, and throw them over there, and BAM, solution SOLVED!



      Then I realize I’m Obama, and the person giving me more questions screamed at me “WATCH OUT FOR THE GUY IN THE ICE-CREAM HAT!”



      I believed what he said and ran like hell, and I grabbed a random bike (suddenly I’m myself again with some sport shorts and a red shirt). I forgot I had my own bike parked somewhere in the bike racks, but there was too much tension between this guy with an ice-cream hat.

      I kept peddling like crazy and realized no one was chasing me.


      (I know that's not a bicycle, but my expression was probably that running from the ice-cream man.

      I see some cars going the wrong direction my way, and some wanted to go to the right of where I’m riding (they had their blinkers on). So I decided to stop and see an Asian lady outside pull out a map outside, and I do the same.

      We were on some sandy area with a tree for shade.


      And that’s all for my Wacky and incoherent dreams!

      Updated 06-26-2012 at 05:40 AM by 47756

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      non-lucid
    11. Azula from Avatar: The Last Airbender , Two lucids! Almost caught my DG!

      by , 12-08-2011 at 06:13 PM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      12/08/11

      NON-LUCID
      LUCID

      Dream 1:

      These were just random lapses between video games and cartoon shows. First was Resident Evil 4 I think (because I had to stop and aim at some red monster that was creeping behind me that looked like a Hellhound from Runescape, but just with better graphics). I was using a rocket launcher to aim, missed, and tried again, but I killed something else. The environment was mostly grassy, but with video games, it was sort of plated with green shades of pixels.



      More monsters started to come at me, but they came out of nowhere like in chopped segments, so I decided to just end the game.


      Then I believe Azula from Avatar: The Last Airbender paralyzed Aang with Lightning. I thought he was going to die, but he just slammed to the floor saying “I can’t move!”



      Then fire starts to come out of nowhere behind him, and Azula has that smirk on her face (that smile that makes you think that you better get the hell out of her field of view before some real shit happens).



      I think she said that if Aang decides to open the door to get out, she will be there to take care of things and destroy him.



      The door closes, and as Aang tries to get up from being paralyzed, he opens the door, but some random figure outside of it is apparent, so he closes the door back. That’s all I remember for that one.

      Dream 2:

      I was at some random school, and I picked up a shirt that I left for a while now that was exposed to the sun for a few days now, I see random DCs get their clothes off the fence of what seemed to be the entrance to some Football Stadium, but I wasn’t too sure of it.

      I think when I left, I was hanging out with some random Asian guy I knew in my IPC class in High School. He wore glasses, wore a white shirt and pants I believe, and had spiky hair. I told him “See you later man.” And he responded, “Yeah” in a content voice.

      Then I’m in Mayde Creek High School, but I knew I was in college in this dream, so it wasn’t just a memory that made the dream fade, but at the same time, I wasn’t lucid at all. But the clarity and vividness imitating real was astonishing to me. (Dreams normally had a slightly mystical feel to it, which is why it didn’t feel so compelling at times to become lucid I guess) I go my AP English 4 Literature teacher I had, and I see her inside with only 2 students.

      A girl was giving a presentation on something, and I believe she was wearing a white fluffy jacket (looked like it would feel like leather, but white), and some random DC with glasses with thick black rims to them.




      After a while my teacher got out, and I think she was just letting the girl talk more and more while she quickly attended to something. After the girl is done giving her speech, the teacher comes in and tells her what a good job she did. As they exit, I was talking to them about something, maybe college, I remember myself declaring to the girl about college, like “Yeah It’s pretty easy..” with a smile on my face. She was elated and asked “Really???”

      But I lied to her, probably because I’m used to college now to brainwash potential applicants to get their hopes up. But I didn’t care about how I felt at the time in this dream, I just went with the flow
      .

      Then I’m outside in a weird environment. It was bright as day, maybe around 4:00 PM-ish, because there were some manifestations of the sun coming down a bit. I was walking and remembered what I said to the girl before about college being easy.

      I think I told myself that I should make myself into a Scumbag Black Man and make it into a meme.

      I was running like crazy in a random neighborhood. I dashed across to short distances at high speeds by putting one foot forward, and thrusting my whole body.

      (I was basically dashing like the guy in the video).


      At the time I wasn’t lucid, but the feeling felt great. At certain points, when I met random DCs, I said things to them like “Hello there neighbor!”


      Then was I’m running more and more by dashing with thrusts, I see this girl I had in my previous dreams (let’s call her C. Longoria). She was in a dark greenish jacket, and was wearing a cloth covering for her head (I’m not too keen as to the specific type of cloth), but as I pass her, she was smiling at me.

      Then as I’m going more into the neighborhood, I start to realize it’s the one I used to be in Katy Texas (where I was in some bluish house with a slight green tint to it). Then when I see a certain vehicle that looked like an Equinox I believe that was RED, something was weird. I jumped up really quickly when I saw another vehicle almost make a collision with me; I believe it was a black jaguar or something of the nature.

      Then when I step on the grass to check out this Red Equinox, I do a RC check (for once I do it naturally!) and could breathe through my nose. I finally realized I’m dreaming, and to my amazement, I remained calmed and just looked at the vehicle again for a while. I go across from the house I saw the familiar vehicle in, and I saw another red Equinox.



      Before I moved like crazy again, I decided to stabilize my dream by saying that I will look more in detail on this Equinox. I screamed, “I AM DREAMING!” while retaining a stoic demeanor, and I kept looking at the Equinox more and more.


      It felt that as I was analyzing it, it manifested more features, but some parts where a bit abstract, but everything around me looked just like reality, that it almost scared me. The girl, the random DCs (two of them I think), and then this.

      Then when I tell my subconscious that now that I know that I’m dreaming, my words to it were “I will do more research to find out who I really am!”



      The environment started to digitalize itself, kind of like in Assassin’s Creed: Revelations (I watched a few videos of the TobyGames channel on YouTube do a new commentary series on it).



      But for some freaking odd reason, despite this rare lucidity, I wanted to see if my thoughts could gear back to waking life. It took a while (which is good, meaning I’m getting a little bit better at dream control).

      Out of all moments of me complaining to myself of not having a lucid for several weeks now, I moved my eyes as if I was trying to look at my nose (crossed-eye myself basically) and I had the thought of saying “Wake up.”


      Back in waking life, but I sure was happy to become lucid after weeks of just remembering dreams!

      Dream 3:

      I believe I’m inside of some mini Asian house, it was temple looking like. It’s overall color was brown.



      I was inside my bedroom in my apartment though, so the room was basically attached to inside the Asian mini-temple. This girl named Angie that I knew in real life was trying to tell me something.

      I can’t remember what she said, but she was complaining about something, so I decided to record what she said with my voice recorder I had in real life. After she was done talking, I told her “Thank you Angie for letting me record what you said.”

      I believe I did a RC to see if I was dreaming, but I knew I was dreaming. Instead of just running around like crazy whenever I get the chance to become lucid. I thought to myself “Okay, it’s time to meet my dream guide…I’m tired of this!”



      I walk outside of the Asian room, and went into another one. I screamed out “EVA! I know you’re here somewhere!” As I go deeper into the other room, I turn left to another path, and I see an arm pass by quickly, and I could tell it was a person wearing a jacket, just like how EVA wore her outfit in Metal Gear Solid 3






      (If by now you don’t know who I’m trying to find, I’m trying to find EVA from Metal Gear Solid 3, since I met her in a dream once, I’ve been fascinated in making her my dream guide, or at least, that’s what I want my actual dream guide to alter their form in).

      I started to chase where she was going, and I’m going through various rooms, and every time I turn my head to go to another area, I kept augmenting my confidence that I will see her! But I just kept seeing parts of her body dash to more rooms. I can’t remember much after that though.




      I you EVA! :3

      Updated 04-15-2012 at 08:33 PM by 47756

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      lucid , non-lucid
    12. Future Biology courses, Inside Dorm Room with random DCs, Girl worries about female restroom........

      by , 12-07-2011 at 06:56 PM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      12/7/11

      NON-LUCID

      Dream 1:

      I was in a Biology college class that was a bit short in size of people and room structure. I believed wed discussed about how future Biology courses will be much harder than the one I’m taking now (Biology 111)

      Dream 2:

      I’m inside of a college dorm with random people (I actually live by myself in an apartment not too far from my University). Some dude who was my Chemistry 111 partner was a roommate, and I believe girls could come into the boys dorm for a while as long as the room director approved it.

      This whole dream was a bit random, because I woke up at random times in waking life, so some parts were probably erased. But I do remember sleeping on a bed, and there was this blonde girl with a pink blouse or pink bra and really short shorts.



      She was talking to some random girl, and then the room director told her she had to go leave, but she can come back at a specific time. I believe I got up at this time and was going around this area paying attention to the details created in front of me.

      One girl was looking at me I think and asked where the women’s restroom was. Since I knew where the men’s restroom was, I assumed the females’ would be to the right of the room we were in. She goes to look for the restroom, finds it, and complains on how it smells.


      I suggested to her to just turn on the fan, but she started to get embarrassed, probably because she was afraid people would know she had to do the #2, and it was obvious she had to do it.



      Dream 3:

      I believe I see my Academic advisor for Biochemistry, I asked her a question I e-mailed to her about possible electives courses I could take since I need 3 more hours to get 14 hours’ worth of classes in waking life.

      She suggested that I give her my Student name (I thought I already e-mailed you my name) and my Student ID (You should be able to know my ID by my name if you looked it up!).

      She starts to walk off somewhere, and after a while, I had a “Wait a second” moment, and ran after her. She was going inside a door, but I managed to call out her name before she left. But I forgot what I was going to tell her.
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      non-lucid
    13. Going Back to the Past (TWICE), Choking random DCs Like in Metal Gear Solid, Meeting Old Lady.

      by , 12-07-2011 at 06:10 AM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      12/6/11

      NON-LUCID


      Dream 1:

      I dreamed that I went to some random Asian service place, and I was looking for a time machine. I eventually found it through a secret cut on some red cloth, but I was found out before I could change time to the setting “4,” which was supposed to be the ideal amount.

      Dream 2:

      After returning to the past, I end up back at the same place in Dream 1, and some girl with blue hair with an anime school uniform. We opened a green door and it leads to random areas, like the bathroom for men. There was this guy being bullied, and more and more types of them where going after him while we tried to hide him.



      I had to go Metal Gear 3 on them and started to stealth choke some random DCs, and some I just decided to knock the rest out because killing them took a bit long (there was random DCs coming in, so I had to think quickly.



      We find a way to lure them somewhere and save the victim, and we go back to the secret area for the time machine, but in a different door. I grabbed the person and knocked them out, and kicked the time machine before some Asian lady found out. I realized that I clicked the setting to “3,” but I quickly changed it to “4.”

      Time shifted back Like in Code Lyoko and apparently it was to prevent the Facebook corporation from expanding. (video below is basically what happened)



      While going back in time, a random message shows up in the white background and in black font. (like the ending of Ocarina of Time where Ganon says "CURSE YOU LINK" I think, but it was a different message, and without the picture of ganondorf )




      Then I’m back to see a Facebook building smaller than the one I saw before the trip to the past.


      Then I follow this guy, who looks like Sully from Uncharted 3…he was doing some business with someone, and since I changed time, I wondered who would be the villain of owning the same time machine, but I also wondered if there was going to be another machine anyway.






      Dream 3:

      Was with the main character from Uncharted 3 and he was flipping small pizza figured boxes for something, but someone comes to give us red erasable skinny markers. I get an extra one just in case for some odd reason.




      Then we meet the Blond lady from Uncharted 3
      (before she turned old when you played as the main character grown up) ( Sorry, I realized she's still blonde when she gets older). . But I couldn’t remember much after that.



      Damn it Link!! OBVIOUS DREAM SIGN OF A BLONDE!!

      Updated 12-07-2011 at 06:15 AM by 47756

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      non-lucid
    14. Chasing a girl who's smile made me melt with Euphoria, Explaining Dad about Basics of Sleeping......

      by , 12-05-2011 at 04:49 PM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      12/5/11
      NON-LUCID
      SEMI-LUCID

      Dream 1:

      This girl I knew in IRL (let’s call her Longoria) apparently broke up with her boyfriend or some time now in this dream.

      The environment was near the part of my University where there were a lot of fast-food places and other small stores that are aligned together. Apparently, Longoria is in this white vehicle, couldn’t tell which type if could’ve been, but it was a pretty nice car.


      I think I saw a message out of nowhere saying she broke up with her boyfriend because all he wanted from her was to get his ____hole fingered. (Lol wtf).



      Some weird things started happening, she started smiling at me, and she wanted me to chase her while she was in her vehicle, I was running fast on foot after this woman. For some reason, Random surges of euphoria was the key experience in this dream. I kept running and running after this girl. She even drives the vehicle on the sideway (should’ve been aware of that or maybe I was, but I’m not sure haha).

      (I was running after her in this picture, this exact location, and we just kept moving forward, and she drove her car on the sidewalk to the right near the end of the right building's left side, if you're looking at the picture right from your screen, we're basically headed the direction the vehicle in the middle is in). Thanks Google Earth


      Between the chase, I saw my friend Marisa in a car too, she was saying something to me, but I was too focused on the girl to listen to her sadly.

      She gets off the vehicle and I think she’s wearing a light greenish-blue shirt. I manage to catch up to her and tapped her shoulder. She turns around and smiles, we started to walk together I think, or maybe we went inside her car and drove somewhere. But obviously she was either using me as a potential REBOUND boyfriend, or she was really into me.




      And the feeling I got off of her was crazy! Her smile was so radiant, so innocent; I just melted in a way. It felt as if she wasn’t going to let anyone else destroy her happiness, I almost felt sad too in a way that she wanted to express this happiness to me, because I never was lucky enough to see a girl this happy to be with me (as a friend or deeper than that), maybe because I never really paid attention to the cues girls would give me…

      That’s all I remember for that one.

      WILD attempt (failed) but still had a Dream

      Dream2 :

      After I woke up from the previous dream, it was at least 5 hours of sleep I had, so I decided to stay up a little bit for a WBTB. I probably stayed up for 45 minutes or so, and then I started to rest and say that I will have a lucid dream. After a while, everything goes a little soft, I can feel the audio from outside decrease and fade away.

      My breathing was smooth, with some medium pauses of inhaling and exhaling. I used the Liquid Dream III app’s WILD inducer to activate for 30 minutes. I was basically focusing on the flashing images of black and white from it to create an image. Then the images turned into a square, and I swore I felt a sense of energy rush into me. I felt as if I was going into my dream body, because in my mind, I was thinking of spreading my arms out wide.

      I felt as if I was being materialized like from Code Lyoko, but other than that,
      the fading and mild vibrations went away, (but I could still feel I was in waking life because I didn’t feel the “change” when you do a WILD near the early morning).



      So I slept and had a dream where I woke up in my room at a house other than different than my apartment in college, and my father comes up to me and asks why I’m waking up at random times in the morning. I started to give him this speech about REM cycles and how that if you can hit one of them, you can have a sudden rush of energy.

      I even told him about theories of the reasons why we sleep
      (the two most apparently psychology terms I could remember in the dream) such as protecting ourselves from predators at night and it was a way to conserve energy to be utilized for other functions while sleeping. He still didn’t believe me, and he was being a bit skeptical.

      I follow him outside the door and he said he had to go somewhere and said “Bye,” as if he was annoyed with what I said or something. I got really pissed off because this guy couldn’t comprehend the most simplest **** I told him, and I swore I was in reality, which is why I wasn’t aware of it.

      Dream 3:

      I believe this was a dream within a dream, but I’m not going to complicate my dream recall.

      I was on my laptop and I was on Facebook talking to a friend I hanged out with during lunch in a High School I graduated from. Apparently I sent her 7 points (of something) and she received the message. She PMed me saying that she was happy that I sent some to her. Then I realized I played a game called Mabinogi with her friend, and decided to ask her if she still played the game, but I couldn’t recall much after that.

      Updated 12-05-2011 at 04:57 PM by 47756

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      non-lucid
    15. No Dream Recall

      by , 12-04-2011 at 03:22 PM (Linkzelda's Dream Journal)
      Can't remember crap. Was going to try the CANWILD method again, but that's what I've been doing most of the time anyway.
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      non-lucid
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