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    Honk honk motherf*ckers

    by , 06-24-2014 at 01:17 PM (573 Views)
    I was in a big city with Kestrel and a guy friend of mine, who we'll call Tyrone. We were at some sort of rave party. There were a lot of people there, but no one was dancing. Like usual, Kestrel and I didn't care and we were ripping apart the dance floor.

    There were a couple toddlers running around. This was no place for a toddler! I scooped one of them up and went to find his mother. I started talking to her for awhile about children, when what I presume was one of the DJs comes over and says some rude remark about the children. I flip him off.

    A lady comes up to me and says that she needs to talk to me outside. She looks forty or fifty, and is wearing an interesting leather halter top with a short leather skirt. I assume she's mad at me for flipping off the DJ, but we talk instead about other things. I tell her that I used to be a raver 3 or 4 years ago and she responds, "Oh, well, we'll have to deal with this in a more adult manner. I couldn't hurt one of my own."

    "What's your name?" I ask her.


    So we walk around and talk more when we start hiring sirens. We look back to see that the police have raided the rave. She tells me to stay back, but I need to go find Kestrel and Tyrone.

    I enter the party and start looking for them. There are a lot of people panicking and someone is carried out on a stretcher. I find them in the back of some weird UPS truck, freaking out about something.

    "Where have you been???" Kestrel asks, panicking.

    "I was just...er...outside," I respond.

    "Did you drink the beer??" Tyrone asks.

    "Er...I think I had some whiskey..."

    "But did you have THE BEER?!" Kestrel asks.

    "I don't know! Maybe?! Why?"

    "IT WAS POISONED!" They say in unison.

    "We gotta get out of here," Tyrone declares, "but first...meth." Tyrone randomly does meth.

    "HONK HONK MOTHERFUCKERS!" He screams and takes the drivers seat. Suddenly, it's like we are in GTA. Tyrone is racing the UPS truck down the highway, hitting as many innocent bystanders as he can.

    Tyrone hits a streetlight and we came to a stop.

    The UPS truck, had it looked perfectly before it encountered us, was now decimated.

    "POLICE! THIS IS THE POLICE!" We heard shouting and sirens all around us. Tyrone jumped out of the car and screamed, "THESE ARE MY HOSTAGES NOW!!!"

    But we escaped, so it was all cool.

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