Zödra

Dream 1
I am looking for wonderland. My Wife's grandpa says that he will show me how to get there. After a minutemindso of walking, we reach a door in the middle of a huge house (the house was mostly normal, but the roof just wasn't there in some places, so it was an indoor outdoor house) he took me in the door and up some stairs, on the steps and on both sides of me was creepy paintings. I arrived at the top of the stairs and emerged back into the same house from the same door. This time all the color was more bright and there were creatures everywhere. The old man explains that wonderland is similar to our world, but with better pets and foods.
"Ah! What kind of foods?" I ask him, I normally am not the biggest fan of food except in dreams, but this sounded very interesting, especially since we all know what wonderland food can do. He grabs a hotdog bun and tells me that it has magical properties, puts a hotdog on it for flavor and eats it. He instantly disappears. I grab a different one and try it. I am not sure if I am invisible. I decide to go back to the real world invisible. I go back down the stairs and find some people, they don't seem to see me, so I start taking things around them and moving them (fridge, mirror), taking things from them and tossing them (necklace, shirt) They get really frustrated and confused. I wake up.

Dream 2
I am back in wonderland with some girl. We see the Cheshire Cat and I walk up to it. It doesn't speak, but responds in my mind.
"What do you want?" It looks up at me, it is a normal cat size, but it is still creepy smiling like that.
"How do you make yourself appear and disappear so easily? Can you do that in all dimensions?"
"Of course I can, it is easy. Watch." His tail flips around and he disappears.
"How can I do it without a tail?"
He reappears and then does it without the tail.
"The tail is a way to do it, but it is the idea of the tail that works."
I imagine a tail and whoosh it around myself. I look around and of course nothing is different.
"What happened?"
"It worked, you aren't invisible, you are in between the two worlds, yours and wonderland. I am not invisible, I can't be harmed by anything or seen by anything in either land, but I can watch both of them at the same time and effect what I will."
I see my wife and some other chick (dunno who) going up the door staircase. I go into it with them.and drop paintings on the way and move pictures. They get spooked and run back down. When they get back down, they go into the kitchen and I look at the other girl. I imagine the tail going around her once and then twice, switching her from this dimension to wonderland. I grab my wife and start to undress her using Cheshire Tail power. She seems to know it is me and that I am able to pass through dimensions. Alarm goes off.


During the dream i forgot "cheshire cat and kept calling it "Pumpkin Cat." Which reminds me of Blair: