Lucid SNL Skit?
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, 12-15-2013 at 04:35 AM (468 Views)
12/12/13 I am watching a dream happen. I am not embodied and make no effort to control the action. I am however curious enough about the dream to pay close attention. It went like this. Some guy is shopping in the mall. A big black woman is pissed off at Princess Diana, she starts demanding her bag. The guy can not believe Diana does not have better security. He steps up and protects the Princess. Mall security comes and so does her one body guard.
At this point I am wondering if Dianna is still alive in RL. I am pretty sure she died a long time ago, but decide to go back to watching, what does it really matter?
The guy has a friend around and they are both surprised at Dianna having only one body guard. He is now a bit of a hero and everyone pats him on the back and such. He and his friend decide to leave. Dianna tells her body guard that she does not want the guy to leave. The body guard says he should ride down to such and such a place with them. You can tell the guy is wondering if maybe he will get to make out with the Princess in the limo.
His friend walks with him as they are going to the limo, and asks how he will get home. He tells the friend they will probably send him home on a plane or in a town car or some thing. Now they are at the vehicle and it is a beat up nasty primered suburban. He would have to get in from the front as the back doors do not work, oh and Dianna is sitting in the front seat. Suddenly all sorts of details flash back and it becomes clear this woman is a not very good Dianna impersonator and the body guard is probably her boyfriend.
The two men walk away and are discussing what would have happened to him if he had gone with them. Maybe they would have strapped him with a bomb and forced him to rob a bank. I had not seen this twist ending coming at all and was very amused!