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2 dreams from last night.
Fringe oblivion
Playing oblivion crossed with fringe. I am in a fantasy world fighting goblins and skeletons. The ere is also a crossover to another deminsion. This new world is both unstable and less moral than our world. People keep telling me to treat this world as a less moral version of our world and though I don't believe them, I act on their advice. Again and again They are proven right and I am proven wrong.

White power Swim meet
I am in school, where there is a swimming pool. I want to go swim laps. The pool looks like it's a tiny shallow fountain until I stick my toe in it and suddenly I am in a very deep pool. I start swimming laps and get though several. When I come up for air there is a white supremacist rally getting started. Apparently the rally was also school sponsored. A black guy has shown up to the rally and wants his bag of free stuff. The white people start getting angry and CAMPO shows up to tell the nazi's that because this s a school sponsored rally, they cannot legally restrict any student from coming.

Dream Note

I woke up after a couple of hours of sleep to remember this fragment
Taking care of a community as winter is coming. Helping negotioate for a woman's new husband and th sale of her lands.

I woke up again several hours later to remember this.

Bar Visit with Satan
Visiting a bar with a bunch of old college people. The devil I shanging out with us. April has a copy of season's of mist that she is going to read later. Three people named mike are there. We make plans to go hang out at their place after the bar closed. One mike asks me how I know to go hang out there and I tell him that we've been there before and he said that the furniture has changed since. He says that there was a day when they took a bunch of tables and put them in the yard in a rainstorm and played DND all night until the rain caved in the tables.

The devil is holding court at the other end of the bar about the nature of evil. I want to be seen as evil but I don't want to be evil so I go stand over by him and listen to what he has to say. He tells me I need to kill the next person that comes out of the bathrroom. The devil is a skinny guy with red skin, horns and a goatee.

After the bar I go back to the mike's house and realize that I left april at the bar. A cab shows up shortly after and she is in the cab.

I was trying to graduate high school. One of the science teachers I see walking down the main hall way is a girl I know's little sister. She's looking fine and I chat her up for a second. She is soon surrounded by a group of students. They are chatting and I barely understand what they are saying. They repeat it and I realize that it's such a thick cajun accent. The teenagers have surrounded the teacher now so I realize that my moment has passed. I think for a moment about how this girl is younger than me and now she is teaching at the school and I am trying to get my diploma. I feel a little ashamed.

Now I am outside and waiting for a bus. The school is way the hell out of town. I know all of the busses left several minutes previously, so I'm trying to decide if I should just start walking towards town. I look back at the bus stop and see a bunch of people all lined up. I walk back and as I get to where they are, the bush shows up.

We all get on the bus and I light up a smoke. I realize that April just quit smoking and I shouldn't not be smoking and decided to give away my cigs to someone on the bus. I get no takers.

I'm hanging out with Barak Obama back stage at a big rally. He's paralyzed with nerves and is speaking in a very hoarse voice. Eventually he runs up on stage and I am trying to hold open a door for Michelle. This is a metal stadium door with a hydraulic close lever. As I hold it the door grows 50x50 feet away from me, so now I'm just this tiny thing holding down a giant door. The door is closing around me and falling over the top of me. I want to hear the speech the President is making but this door keeps attacking me.

I give a this lady I know a ride home from the rally. She leaves her phone and camera in my car. She calls me from someone else's phone and has me look through my car until I find it. My car is a mess. I find the phone but not the camera. I leave the phone at her apartment complex.

Driving home I get pulled over for running a stop sign. The cop is riding with my friend Amy. She looks in my car and sees a small blue wire coat hanger and starts to freak out. She says it's the same hanger that her niece had with her when she was abducted. The cop starts to arrest me and I am defending myself, saying "look if that's the only evidence you have there's no reason to arrest me. I've never even met the girl, my car is trashed, if this was true there would be evidence all over it."

My lawyer shows up and it's a shirtless hippy with a soul patch. He's just telling me to go with it while he cleans trash out of his car. He's looking for something that he can't find. I ask him if he needs gas money to get home and he snaps that he has plenty of gas money, just because he looks like this doesn't mean he doesn't bill by the hour.

These were dreams from last night

Game of Cribs
Tyrionn Lannister has married his sister Circe and they are raising a 3 year old child together. I am both disgusted by the incest and intrigued by how they are going to get the kid into the carseat for the back of the carriage.

Elder scrolls 5 Multiplayer
A group of us are conspiring to play the new elder scrolls online gme but we don't want to tell our friend casey because he notoriously betrayed us in a previous game. There is about 7 of us in the group. We are all building characters. Most of the characters are monsters, Big Foots and Blue Angels and whatnot.

Later we break down and tell casey. He's excited to play with us. He jumps down in front of a computer. It's an old tiny screen yellow computer. He's wearing a Black tshirt and green shorts.

Now we are in the game. I am standing next to casey and we are waiting for various members of our faction to arrive. He's put out a call so we can kill some people. 4 of them show up all riding in an SUV.

I'm working at the Springfield Nuclear power plant. I walk up on carl telling homer a bedtime story. Homer falls asleep standing up. Lenny has built a Puppet homer to appear to be doing to homer's work. He looks away for a second to spy the CC monitor that's displaying the ongoing new employee interview process. When he looks back the wooden homer puppet is also asleep.



The interivew room on the TV screen looks like a interrogation chamber on a police tv show. Sitting in the interview chair is Andy from Parks and Recreation. I can hear him talk and he's not making any sense. He's using big words that don't exist and waving his arms around like a maniac. He's hired. I turn away from the screen and the factory floor is filled with Sleeping puppet homer simpsons.

Andy has been hired to be our new boss. He mostly stays out of the way while we work coming by occassionally to spout some schitzophrenic nonsense. We all smile and nod yes. Those that look confused are greeted with red-faced incomprehensible screaming until they too are nodding and smiling.



The weekend comes and Lenny offers to take us sailing at his rich cousin's house. Carl, Andy and I take him up on his offer. Andy brings with him a beautiful black and white goat, with markings to resemble an australian shepard. The goat's name is Princess.



Lenny's rich cousin is a fat man dressed like fred from scooby doo, with blue pants, a white polo shirt and an orange ascott. He gives us a brief tour of his gigantic house at a kiosk that resembles one of those "You are here" stands at the local shopping mall. The more he describes his opulent home, the redder Andy's face gets.



Then we are out fishing on a yacht and Fat Fred catches a huge sword fish with a ronco pocket fisherman. This is the straw that breaks Andy's back. Steam is coming out of his ears as his red face explodes with a stream of nonsense syllables and profanity. The guests of Fat Fred all look on in horror as Lenny, Carl and I shake our heads with disappointment and shame.

Now the door to the fantastic house is slamming shut and we are all running back to our car. The goat is chewing on a rose bush until a very large lizard appears to chase it away. I watch the goat kick the lizard in the face and wake up.

7-7-11
Plans for the Night
Christiaan is working at a kitchy hipster roller skating rink and wants me to come visit her while I'm in town. I tell her if I can make it. Her and her sister are getting ready for work with rockabilly pompadors and matching blue and black bowling shirts. I say "how much is it to skate, Five dollars?" One of my group shakes his head no. "twenty?"

"That's closer."

"I may see you there later."

We go over to the caffe and I see a beautiful girl who looks like classic 70's farrah fawcet. I go over to talk to her and say "I remember you, Did you used to work at the Simoneauds market on Duperier?" She smiles and nods. "well, goddamn if you don't look a day. I used to have the biggest crush on you."

She asks me if I want to go out sometime. I reply "sure, I can bring my wife and we can all stare at each other awkwardly." She Laughs.

Taking Shots
There's a woman in a house who has a special medicine for me. She can give it to me in a drink or a needle, but if she uses the needle she'll have to "scrape off some scapula" to do it. I don't know what she's talking about. She gets annoyed and demands "do you want it or don't you?"

I say "Sure, Let's Do it." She takes out a little knife resembling a dentist's mirror and starts scraping at my sholder. She very quickly scrapes to the bone then pulls out a needle that goes right into my bone.

7-8-11
Prohibition Era Epic Fantasy
It's the story of the rise of the Gangster Smuggling Hobo King. From humble beginnings riding the rails with burlap sacks full of illegal sugarcane to make rum, This future king would run through yards and houses from farmers and G-men alike. In one instance he removes his own shirt and throws it over a barbed wire fence to climb with authorities in hot pursuit. In another he has sex with a fat ugly whorehouse madam so he can sell his rum in a new shanty town.

In another scene it is years later with the same smuggler sitting behind a desk in a chair so large it looks like a throne. A local police chief and mayor is standing with hat in hand.

7-9-11
Adam and Andy's gay wedding
Small ceremony with about 25 people there. People walking around with lots of food. April and I leave before the ceremony to go to another restaurant where there is more food. We go to the walmart to find a presant but wall mart is closed. There are still lots of cars in the parking lot. Walmart now has a movie theater inside of it. We go back to the wedding and the grooms party is walking down the aisle in rubber ghostbuster suits. I see Dan Hypes and he tells me to get in touch with Mel Ebling who now lives in austin. Later, Adam, Andy, April and I are picking through the bridal part y leftovers, small scraps of meat and tiny orange slices. Adam asks me if I am still hungry and would we mind if we went out for a slice of pizza.

Dream Lucid Notes

Most of these took place in my house. I went to bed about 8:30 and woke up at 1. I was up for an hour and then did a WILD attempt and DEILDed till 6. Most of these dreams happen in my Home.

I wake up from a wild attempt and go to my bathroom. It's dark and I'm checking the status of my charging MP3 Player. It has all of these weird buttons on it that I don't remember. That's when I hold my nose and breathe. I am dreaming. I can bearly see anything though. I try to fly and can float but can't move very fast. I'm swimming through the hallway and it feels like I'm going through jello.

I make it to the living room and the tv is on. The image is of a talking head but it's very distorted. I slowly fly over to the tv with the intention of flying in but hit my head on the screen.

I wake up, hold still and DEILD.

Still Lucid, I walk over to my front door. I try to say out loud, "aren't we expecting company?" I can't move my lips. I have a terrible stutter. What comes out of my mouth is "UHHHHHH PUUU" There is no doorbell but I open it anyway. When I open the door a blinding flash of light wakes me up.

I stretch for a second, change position and DEILD

I am outside in a field, lucid, but it's dark and the sun is beginning to come up. I can't make out much of anything except Octorene shapes in the sky, like the beginning of hypnagogic imagery. I am lucid but i can't move.

My alarm clock goes off and I hit the snooze and can hold still for one more fragment.

Sitting in with a 1930's style acapella jazz group. I'm singing the bass part. Oooh bom bom bom. OOOoh bom bom bom. OOOh OOOh OOOh bom bom bom. We are in a dimly lit cramped living room sitting on a couch while I pace the floor.

From a nap yesterday afternoon
Fight with Manfro

I am visiting a porn store/strip club because len owes me money. I am waiting by the front desk for a manager to talk to me. Holding a clip board wearing long slicked back hair I see Manfro with a white shirt cuffed up to the elbow. We make eye contact and I say "holy shit!" He rolls his eyes as I tell him that he's great on men of a certain age and I ask If I can get a picture with him. He says sure and I give my phone to the kid doing checkout. We pose and the kid takes the shot. Manfro looks at me and says "you know what happens now right?"
I go oh shit as he takes a swing at me. I grab his hand and fling him behind me into a trash can. He yells and charges me. I grab him and swing around as we both pitch to the floor. He keeps telling me he's going to kick my ass. But I grab him and use my leverage against him as I flip him around and again. Eventually he stops struggling and we stand up. I tell him I like the way he plays the character as such a scumbag but you still feel a bit of soul about him. He smiles and says thank you very much.
I look through my phone for the picure and it's not there. I figure the kid didn't know what he was doing or sabotaged me on purpose.

From this morning
War With Germany

I am suddenly drafted into service to go to war against germany. I am gathered with a few dozen people including Alec Baldwin and put on a plane. We land on top of a building and are sent into this room to get weapons and gather. Everyone gathers weapons but I am late to getting mine. I look for a gun but can find no bullets. The only bullets left in the file cabinet are shotgun shells so I head back to look for the Automatic Shotgun.

The germans have already infeltrated the building. I get the shotgun but I am unable to put bullets in it before we are run over and captured. The general who had our orders' flight was delayed by german air traffic controllers. They take us prisoner and bring us to a nearby boarding school.

We are hanging out in a computer lab with students. The computers are all different. Mac and PC. Over by us they are very very old. Everytime I look again at the computers they change again, from 286s to Mac Pluss. People are playing games on them like Number Crunchers and Oregon Trail. None of the computers around that are open are working so I walk to the side of the room with the students.

These computers are amazing and the kids are doing kick ass stuff on them. Some are doing crazy advanced homework and some are playing very advanced games. One kid is controlling a small animated frog who leaps off the screen and attacks other kids stuff. I am very impressed by this. I see one computer open on this side of the room and it's an amazing computer.

I sit down at this monstrosty for a few minutes and play with a painting program and then try to find email. No such luck. I get nervous and wonder if I am supposed to be on this side of the room. I get up and walk back to where the prisoners are. I see that my friend kevin is there and his german girlfriend gets him moved out of the area with the rest of the prisoners. It annoys me for a moment that he is getting special treatment.

I see my friend amy and go sit down to talk to her but we are interruped by german soldiers who move us enmasse to a garden. The germans are preparing to speak with us and are not paying attention. I take the opportunity to run away, down a path to freedom.

I find a small town and look for a phone to call people from. I rummage for food from a Mc Donald's Dumpster. Eventually I find docks and come across a shipping manifest that allows me to stow away back to america. I worry about my wife.

I make it back to america and the war is over. I find alec baldwin in a park and we talk for a moment, laughing about how short the war was.

Dream Lucid Note
7-1-11
Tricorder Wartime Sex Toy
In the military. Members of the patrol have small black wii remote shaped sensors that record external stimuli. Obstensibly they are recording traces of the environment like on star trek. They talk abou thow they are using the devices to record blind women having sex so they can reproduce the perfect virtual sex toy for combat operations. They are describing this in lurid detail before they relize that the commander is standing behind them.

7-3-11
Medicine Assassin's Creed
Running around on rooftops looking for medicine. Assassins's creed dream. As I wake up I can close my eyes and see the dream. I can move my eyes around and continue to dream.

Enter the Matrix
Sitting in my living room playing a video game. Suddenly on the screen is a computerized image of me sitting on the couch. I realize that I am dreaming. Take a breath and move slowly toward the television. As I get closer the television gets bigger. The tv emits this crazy hum of static like an old tv would. I stick my head inside the television and the image of myself distorts while the static hum envelops my head.

Hold Still DEILD

Flight Failure
I am on a rooftop and realize that I'm dreaming. I dive off head first to try to fly but I fall and land on my head. When I land I wake up.

THis was this mornign and was fucking weird.
7-4-11
Michelle Bachman Homosexual Reeducation camp
I was watching a movie about these gay christian guys who go to texas chainsaw massacre style haunted house that doubled as one of those Homosexual reeducation camps. The men are gathered in a cramp hallway while a larry the cable guy looking hillbilly with a pair of overalls and a shaved head flipped a switch on the back of a shitty hall of presidents style statue of an old man made of rubber. The old rubber man statue gave a speech about how with a strong will and the right training, you too can control your unnatural urges of homersexuality. After that the inductees were killed one by one in the style of a shitty horror movie. One guy had his hand chopped off and bled to death. Another was told to change a lightbulb with a "saftey harness around his neck" he slipped and hung him self.

Talking to someone about comedy, they had never heard of Noises off or Gary Shandling's The larry Sanders Show. I want to educate them but the more they don't know, the more astonished i become

Two guns and three people, no body can trust anyone else. There's a woman with sholder length reddish brown hair and a dark blue 80's pantsuit with sholder pads and a male FBI agent is a black suit . Sometimes I have the gun, Sometimes They have the gun.

Dream Lucid Note

First i woke up at 6 am after going to bed at midnight. I took the trash to the curb and fed the dogs while thinking of my dream. All i remember was a tiny fragment. I have been playing Assassins Creed 2.
Delivering a package in Florence in 1488

I went back to bed at 6:30.

My friend is tasked with finding a special flower that only grows on the top of a mountain. He has been off tryign to find it for quite a while now. I decide that I want to go visit him so I go to a special room in the castle and find a door there. I put a key of intention in the door and then strike the door with a blast of power. The door blows off the hinges into a mountain snow storm and when it lands on the ground the whole room I'm standing in suddenly becomes the mountain too. I see that the door that landed on the ground has turned into a snowboard. Remembering LD teleporting I am shocked into happy lucidity for just a moment thinking that was a pretty awesome teleport. The surprise shocks me into my body and I wake up.

Dream Notes Lucid

Early DND Dream Fragment. I went to bed and woke up after six hours. This is what i remember. I played DND last night for the first time in 8 years.
Robbing a kobold. Fighting and getting a wand. Being in a desert clearing.

G+C DILD + DEILD
Eating in bedrooms
Hanging out in te guest bedroom at my dad's old place with my wife and eric comes in and sits on the bed with us. He is being overly friendly and flirty so I start getting angry. After i tell them to stop a few times, I realize that I am dreaming. I start slapping him in the face. He just looks solemn as I punch him over and over again. I imagine my hand catching fire, my hand starts glowing and burning and I hit him really hard.

I get up and leave the room. I hold my nose and take a breath as I walk through the hallway. I look at the wood panel really close and see almost like a computerized wood panel flame pattern that changed like whipping flames. I look away from the wall and see the pattern all over the house.

I take another dream breath and walk into the kitchen. A tall chubby blonde guy is eating cold french fries out of the fridge and I remember that I want to eat something. I ask him for a fry and he says no. I reach into his box and grab a fry and he laughs. I eat the fry and it's cold and starchy as an old french fry is. I start to walk outside and lose the dream.

I hold still and DEILD back into a dream. This time I am in a bedroom with double beds and on one a naked goth couple is making out on the other. I am totally lucid. I go over, easily separate them and give the girl a big hug. We start making out and the guy starts to protest. I say "freeze" and hold my palm up to him and he freezes completely still, brow furred, mouth open in protest, finger up and pointing.

She smiles at me and straddles me. We are making out and I sit her down on the edge of the bed and I sit on the floor. I see a small box of popeye's chicken tenders next to us and I think for a moment whether I would rather have sex with her or eat the chicken. I split the difference and decide to give her cunnilingus. Her pussy is small and pink and she tastes really good. I can hear her moan and as I eat I look into the sparse tuft of black pubic hair and watch as the hair dances. I float back into my body and wake up.

I fall asleep one more time but this time I am not having a lucid dream. I am walking through a mostly empty banquet hall and see a pictures on a table on a stage at the front of the room there is a picture of my cat next to a picture of a cat that I don't recognize. My wife comes up and hands me two wallets. She says one was given to me by her, one was given to me by my ex girlfriend. I ask her which is which and she laughs "that's the question isn't it?"

I say "HMM" and stare at the wallets. One is bulky and ornate and has a strange picture frame connected to it, the other is very light and slim and has a made at summer camp cowboy leather motif. I tell my wife that because this cowboy wallet is very practical and I could actually use it, this one probably came from her.

She says "good choice." I start emptying my current wallet Receipts, Id's, Trash, Discount cards to stores I have never heard of. Then I pull out the photo insert and it extends like a comically long accordian and the stuff that is being pulled out of the wallet is absurd. Industrial sized bottles of cleaning products, tools, dog toys etc. I am confused but before I can attain lucidity I wake up.

Dream Notes

the first dream i remember very few things.
Memory spore cloud, fringe,

At some point in this next dream I wake up for a second and go back to sleep. I close my eyes and concentrate the world back into existence. Then I held my thought and the world grew sharper and more solid. Then I imagined waving my hand in front of my face. Then I fell out of lucidity back into the dream.

I am a member of a gang of three. We are at my father's house which is being terrorized by a large brown bear. The bear has locked itself in my old bedroom. We have no weapons and I am carrying a table lamp like a crude club.

I hear a loud snap and a familiar meow from over in the dining room. I find my cat oscar trapped in a very large mouse trap with a slice of american cheese. I set Oscar free of the trap and make sure he's not too badly hurt. I hold him up in front of me under the cat armpits and tell him not to play with mouse traps. He meows at me. I set him down and he scampers away.

I am startled by the sound of a gunshot. One of my team now has a double barreled shot gun. I ask him where he got it and he just looks at me funny.

My father comes in the room to tell me that the UPS man has come and is outside. I go outside and see two men in brown suits rooting through a UPS truck. I tell them that I am fighting a bear in the house and ask them if they have a weapon or a gun they can spare me. The guy says sure and gives me what I think at first is a hand gun but when I look at it again I see that it's some kind of cattle prod shock stick. It's a shiny metal black stick about 2 and a half feet long with an orange rubber grip near the middle and a dull rubber handle with a white button. I push the button and hear the crackle of a stun gun. I say thank you and head back inside the house.

My dad and the rest of the team are sitting around the kitchen table drinking cups of coffee. I ask them what the hell is going on and what happened to the bear. They respond that the bear is still in my room. I show them the stun gun, say grab the shot gun and we all move over to where the bear is. I kick the door to my room open and hit the bear with the shocker. The bear roars and I scream and I am being shocked too. I look at my hands and see that I'm not holding the orange safety grip but rather the front of the gun. I can't stop shooting the thing because if I do the bear will get me.

I move my left hand firmly onto the orange safety grip and lead the bear out into the living room. I yell "Shoot the fucking thing!" The guys and my father are sitting around the coffee table, drinking coffee and eating small cookies. I freak out. "what the fuck is going on?! Kill the goddamn bear!"

They look really surprised. One guy reaches for his shotgun and when he fires it, the safety is on. He turns the safety off and fires again. The gun is unloaded. The bear hits me in the face and runs down the hallway through my dad's bathroom into his bedroom.

We go into the bathroom and there is an FBI agent sitting fully clothed in a Full Tub of warm water. He tells me to calm down, that everything is under control. The bear is Roaring in the next room. I am pissed off. I ask him why hasn't law enforcement done anything about this bear.

He tells me to watch my mouth before he starts checking into my record.

I say, oh great, you are going to check my record instead of helping me get this fucking bear.

Then I wake up.

Benson and clarence royce are playing threes in a small swampy one room shack while making tactical plans for a one room revolution. The revolution is violent and the resistance is short on supplies. I find out that the two men have both ordered crazy expensive victorian era solid black suits from couture designers on the internet. I tell them about how this is a war of action and they tell me about how their ancestors were politicos and it's most important to look your best when representing the people. Just then the Fed Ex truck is coming down the dirt road. The driver throws the packages off the truck and I get a good look at them. The clothes look like the kind of clothes you can by for your avatar in the microsoft market.