false awakening

As a man this was a particularly strange dream. I first remember being at the hospital and going into labor. When I looked in the mirror however I looked really skinny and didn't feel pregnant at all.

Nevertheless, I was rushed into an operating room. I wondered how I would give a birth without a vagina. I think I actually grew a vagina at this point and my stomache had a weird feeling in it. Then I felt like I was going to have an extreme bowl movement.
A huge push and release and then out came the baby with all sorts of disguisting vile and feces. Additionally, there was this huge alien rock looking thing that came out as well. The doctors immediately took that away and gave me the baby.

Then dream skips a bit and I am at a department store lying on the ground wondering where my baby is. I face timed some strangers and they put my baby on there. They were taking care of my baby. I felt angry about this but too scared to ask for my baby back. I lied on the floor of the department store sobbing and weeping hoping someone would help me get the baby.

In the next part of the dream my sister and I were going to a music festival. There was some guy in our house who seemed to be using us just to get a ride their and back. I told him he could find his own way home.

Later I was watching a spy movie and got absorbed in it. There was a scene involving an office with a bunch of spies sitting around. An authority figure said he had a new top secret mission but would only accept the best of the best. All the spies started going around the room referring to themselves as "The gardener" and then a number (indicating rank) and bragging about their achievements.

It turned out this secret mission was a trap to lure all the office spies into a torture chamber. The authority figure apparently that they were double agents from russia.

There was an establishing shot of torture devices on the wall such as water picks, drills and so on. Gyms often have metal bar contraptions with ropes attached to them that people used to do rope and body weight resistance exercises. This is what the victims were attached to. Every victim was wearing what looked like extremly tight green
latex type material, but the front of their head looked like a tight version of a mask that a fencer might wear. The torture master poured water onto the mask of one of the victims who started struggling. There were many spies just hanging their life less on the bars. A new victim was brought in begging to be let go and even offering to give information. He was forced up a latter and into a coffin like device but in the shape
of a human body with a little face portion for his head. The head portioin was covered with small nails and two large nails for where is eyes would be. He begged not to go in but the closed the coffin on him and he screamed "my eyes my eyes".

I then remember him being removed and stuffed into one of those green latex suits left hanging their to be tortured further.

Bailey the dog got loose and sprinted down the street and into some old lady's house. i ran in her house and began to apolagize rapidly. The old lady's dog was really cute and acted with bailey nicely so i felt a lil bad taking her out. When i got to the porch the old lady's dog was there but i couldn't find bailey. i look on the stoop and theres my big old tabby tucker sitting there staring at the dog. "I love you baby, you will always be mine" tucker says in a low deep voice.

the dog only responded to tucker by kissing his lil mouth wit her nose. Tucker rubbed his furry lil head on the cheeks of the dog. Than the old lady came out and kicked us all off the porch.

My family and i were so amazed by what happened we decided we would just follow bailey from now on. the next place bailey took us was down the street to a house where a man had been murdered. the wife was there and we tried to console her but she was a mess. we were a lil freaked out and had bailey take us to the next spot.

she led us into a hugeeeeeeee house this time and we were nervous cuase it was so big. we ran around the large empty house and no one was there. we wandered a little longer and after a while we didnt even know how to get out of the house. eventually we found the backyard and there was a party goin on. we pretended like we had been there the whole time and soon we were all like family. i sat at the table and was fed delicious food. i even ate a hot brownie fudge sundae which is unlike me.

jim rushed me to get into the pool so we could play water basketball. the pool was huge and had to baskets on each end. it was probably the size of a basketball course. when the game started, the court tripled in size and became more of a lake than a basketaball court. andy richards was in the water as well, and a bunch of water polo players who i batteled. it became more of a blood bath rather than a game. i never got out of the pool cause it subtley transformed into a field where i was playing soccer

some outlaw kid was trying to build like a generator out of stolen parts from the announcer table. i envisioned this part of the dream narrataed.

REWIND A BIT

before any of this happened i was driving home on the freeway and pulled over to try this guys dips. he had many different kinds and i wanted to buy some of the dips even though they had meet in them, to take home. luckily the guy brought me vegetarian options which were reallly good. i knew both men were kinda shady but didnt care cuz i like their products. the police showed up and tried to arrest me for having an ounce of weed on me. i told me they were crazy and that it was armandos fault. he apparently was a natorious man i got arrested.

i dont remember a thing about my dream last night acpet that my dad told me not to eat coco puffs cause there un healthy