I'll start it off:

I was playing a bass guitar and it sounded like an electric acoustic. I was playing it to perfection until I remembered that playing a guitar is hard and it sounded horrible after that. Then it transformed into a pistol guitar?

Beyonce got mad about a picture of her rear in a newspaper

"Just because I go to a film being produced, doesn't mean I'm in the film" and "I don't need this I'm 84 and very stressed why does it always come down to my butt?"

-Beyonce in the dream