Thread: Strangest thing you've ever seen in a dream?

I saw a bicycle raping some sort of strange machinery in a lucid dream once. No I can't describe how a bicycle can rape something, much less a weird contraption, but it can.

Um...there aren't THAT many strange, unordinary things for me in my dreams. Usually it's just the placement that seems odd.

The other day, I say a cat...but it was all flat NATURALLY.

A post-apocalyptic world populated by civilized shark people. It was both odd and terrifying.

the only thing I can remember was a non lucid dream, everyone had at least 4 eyes crammed on their face, and where there wasnt enough space they would be half melted together. I didnt get that scared because suddenly a person told me it was a dream and i could wake up (It didnt cause lucidity, though) I couldnt figure out how to wake up so i proceeded towards another werd dream with a ball runing away from another ball and lots of walls (that one was pretty depressing)

Bah, I don't even know. Nothing weird every really happens in my dreams

Originally Posted by thomulf

the only thing I can remember was a non lucid dream, everyone had at least 4 eyes crammed on their face, and where there wasnt enough space they would be half melted together. I didnt get that scared because suddenly a person told me it was a dream and i could wake up (It didnt cause lucidity, though) I couldnt figure out how to wake up so i proceeded towards another werd dream with a ball runing away from another ball and lots of walls (that one was pretty depressing)

if taht wouldn't get me lucid i dont know what would hahaha

im a rook though

The strangest thing I've ever seen in a dream...? I don't really know. Probably these vicious baby bunnies that kept attacking me at a mansion.

Originally Posted by thomulf

the only thing I can remember was a non lucid dream, everyone had at least 4 eyes crammed on their face, and where there wasnt enough space they would be half melted together. I didnt get that scared because suddenly a person told me it was a dream and i could wake up (It didnt cause lucidity, though) I couldnt figure out how to wake up so i proceeded towards another werd dream with a ball runing away from another ball and lots of walls (that one was pretty depressing)

This made me crack up.

...sorry.

People with the strangest deformities ever having sex with each other on unicorn Island While Plants murdered people and unicorns were fighting.
It made me lucid and then all the strange people rushed me and tried to have sex with me,which woke me up and scared me(they weren't succesful they didn't even get to touch me) It was actually a pretty awsome dream though people with deformites scare me.

uummm... i can't actually remember anything really strange IN a dream but.... this happens to me sometimes and it's very frustrating... sometimes i'll dream that there is something in my mouth like hair or something and then i spit it out, and i actually really spit in real life. it sucks cause then i got to wake myself up outa bed and find something to clean up with. not fun...

In a lucid I walked into my kitchen to see my mom and sister sitting at the table and this giant ogre thing standing next to them. When it turned to look at me it was my moms face!

I was having intimacy with an very beautiful woman in a hotel (I was probably 11 or 12 when this happened). We changed positions to where she was sitting at the edge of the bed and was looking straight at me. I continued with my humping and all of a sudden her face changed. It changed from a beautiful woman to an older lady and as this was happening I was going faster and faster. I could actually feel my balls moving at such an incredible speed. It seemed so real and felt so real. I then woke up because she was getting extremely ugly and for some reason I was extremely excited. Once I wake up my balls start tingling and vibrating extremely fast and I was scared because it was NOT a wet dream. What could this have been? I swear I thought my balls were going to explode because of how fast they were vibrating. Anyways, that's my weird dream... ya... :/

Once I saw relative of mine look into a mirror, only to immediately trip out and start trying to pull her own tongue out. I was trying to console her and tried to get her to look into the mirror with me, because it would be less scary for her [or something].

Later in the dream an entire band's members turned into legos. And then they somehow turned into pieces of a gun that was to save my life.

Umm I was swimming at the beach looking at coral then this dolphin appears and I start riding it like in flipper then it starts floating over land and I jump off, I turn to my dad and im like wish you recorded that, would have made an awesome youtube video...LOL

I had the 4 eyes thing happen too!!

This isn't anything extraordinary, but I had a false awakening from a lucid dream, and sat up in my bed pumped over what just happened in it. I looked up to see a Mexican man in a sombrero smiling at me, with his donkey following him into the room. I was like "Wait...what are you doing here?" and then I woke up AGAIN in my bed, feeling REALLY confused.

Well in my most recent dream my dad was smoking medical marijuana. I found that weird\random.

I never have any normal dreams so everything is random/weird/crazy. Here's some of the biggest. Can't decide... (Posted the two first ones to nightmare forum as odd nightmares, heh.)

A mermaid attacked me with it's cheese dragon.

I got attacked by zombie Elvis Presley.

A teletubby attacked me. Terminator style. I ran like h***.

There were dark clouds and it rained blood.

Originally Posted by inkantation

I looked up to see a Mexican man in a sombrero smiling at me, with his donkey following him into the room. I was like "Wait...what are you doing here?" and then I woke up AGAIN in my bed, feeling REALLY confused.

LOL!! That was priceless!
Some of mine: 1) My dead grandfather singing karaoke at a country club... not just weird because he's dead, but because of how insanely uncharacteristic it was
2) I was walking in a deserted park at night, and came across a man in a brown suit with a giant frog head. My DCs tend to get right up in my face, even if they're friendly, so this was really creepy
3) Weirdest general scenario: My boss had a cave like Batman's, and as he was giving me a tour the Star Wars villains invaded his cave, and my boss (a hunter/gun enthusiast in real life) kept telling me to shoot Darth Vader in the head... I kept saying, "Why me? You're the hunter!" I should mention that I hadn't even been watching any of the relevant movies to inspire this dream LOL.

From my Dream Journal

Nov. 8, 2010

I was in a hotel room and I knew that President Obama was visiting the hotel. I opened the curtains on the blinds and looked over at the other tower of the hotel. I could see Obama in the window of a room, and the other people in the room got excited about seeing him.

Sitting in the hotel room with the people there, I saw an attractive blond business woman, who appeared to be very uptight. She began talking to a set of twins who were in the room as well, and I watched how well they started getting along as they talked. After a short time, the woman began to loosen up and started having fun with one of the twins. I knew that she was falling in love with him, but something didn't feel right about the whole situation.

The twins stood up together and I realized that what wasn't right was that they were conjoined twins. They had full bodies, but were joined at the upper thigh. The twins kept talking to the woman, and having a good laugh. The woman made pretend boxing motions toward the twin I knew she was in love with, and the twin flinched away from her, pretending to dodge her punches.

At this point, both twins reacted by showing some discomfort. The woman stopped and asked what was wrong. I realized that the one twin who had been playing with the woman had dodged too far, and had ripped himself away from his brother. I watched as both twins now showed extreme discomfort, and I thought that one might be having a stroke.

When I thought this, one side of each twin's face began to distort and droop, and I knew it was a stroke. As their faces began to distort, the eyes got larger and larger until they were a quarter the size of their heads, like a photoshopped joke card. The woman became more and more concerned, then her eyes began to distort in the same way as the twins' faces were.

A piece of cheese attacked me once. Apparently if it touched me, I'd die.

Originally Posted by Krinks

From my Dream Journal

Nov. 8, 2010

I was in a hotel room and I knew that President Obama was visiting the hotel. I opened the curtains on the blinds and looked over at the other tower of the hotel. I could see Obama in the window of a room, and the other people in the room got excited about seeing him.

Sitting in the hotel room with the people there, I saw an attractive blond business woman, who appeared to be very uptight. She began talking to a set of twins who were in the room as well, and I watched how well they started getting along as they talked. After a short time, the woman began to loosen up and started having fun with one of the twins. I knew that she was falling in love with him, but something didn't feel right about the whole situation.

The twins stood up together and I realized that what wasn't right was that they were conjoined twins. They had full bodies, but were joined at the upper thigh. The twins kept talking to the woman, and having a good laugh. The woman made pretend boxing motions toward the twin I knew she was in love with, and the twin flinched away from her, pretending to dodge her punches.

At this point, both twins reacted by showing some discomfort. The woman stopped and asked what was wrong. I realized that the one twin who had been playing with the woman had dodged too far, and had ripped himself away from his brother. I watched as both twins now showed extreme discomfort, and I thought that one might be having a stroke.

When I thought this, one side of each twin's face began to distort and droop, and I knew it was a stroke. As their faces began to distort, the eyes got larger and larger until they were a quarter the size of their heads, like a photoshopped joke card. The woman became more and more concerned, then her eyes began to distort in the same way as the twins' faces were.

I hate when DC's randomly Deform >.>
Most of my DC's look like regular people I don't have much out of the ordinary as people faces go, or there body it's always like how it would function in real life.
I guess one weird thing I've had was I was hiding from aliens ^.^

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