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      i am bycycling to work in a small town (i haven't been on a bike 45+ years)...the handlebars disengage completely from the frame... so i walk into a shop and ask the young woman clerk if anyone there can repair my bycycle...she shows me a list of 3 contacts who repair bikes...the bike has to be sent away in the mail...i don't find the options appealing...i realize i may not get to work this day...

      Me: "Isn't there a bike repair shop in this town?"

      Woman Clerk DC: "This town is too small...go and meditate in the twilight."
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      Ok, I've got another one!

      I go to Arby's and the waiter serves me a burger:

      Waiter: You have your burger, because Jesus was here!
      Me: What?!
      Waiter: Discuss physically immature characters in your fishtank.

      What?
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      Quote Originally Posted by quickhawk View Post
      Woman Clerk DC: "This town is too small...go and meditate in the twilight."
      [/b]


      Read my name, I had this before you wrote your post.
      <div align="center">Just because you&#39;re not paranoid,
      It doesn&#39;t mean that they&#39;re still not out to get you.</div>

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      When i had an oobe i went to a kitchen and i saw my dad cooking, and he seed
      Dad: - Kiss me in the nose because my finger fell off
      Me: - What ?&#33;
      And i think i woke up after that


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      Some random guy: "D&#39;emo" [De-emo]
      Me: "What???"
      Him: "Most people don&#39;t know about emo food."

      Completly random. Failed to make me lucid. Grrrrr.
      I had a strange dream last night...

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      I heard an announcer voice say "so just sit back, open up a can of mushrooms, and watch the clouds go by". In the dream state I thought this was the most hilarious and witty thing I had ever heard ( a word play sort of thing, obliquely referring to mushroom clouds). When I woke up I thought it was more stupid than funny.

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      read my sig to see what Duke says to me all the time

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      Quote Originally Posted by Infraredkelp View Post
      read my sig to see what Duke says to me all the time
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      Lol Bubblegum. Dukes voice is classic. My Dc&#39;s rarely talk I and I rarely remeber what they say, if anything.
      <div align="center">Total LD&#39;s: aprox. 236
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      Yeah more often then not, I would not recall my Dc&#39;s talking... Maybe I&#39;m not old enough to dream about randoms all the time.
      <div align="center">Just because you&#39;re not paranoid,
      It doesn&#39;t mean that they&#39;re still not out to get you.</div>

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      Me: So... you wanna make lurrrve?
      DC: Sure, so long as it&#39;s quick&#33;

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      Quote Originally Posted by Infraredkelp View Post
      read my sig to see what Duke says to me all the time
      [/b]
      That quote officially should go to Rowdy Roddy Piper from "They Live", not Duke Nukem..

      BTW, even if you&#39;re under 30, even 20, rent that movie.. you&#39;ll love it.... where that phrase started, and it&#39;s got the best, longest, most realistic fight scene in it.. and it&#39;s pretty cool, although maybe cheezy by today&#39;s standards... but still good&#33;

      Kids..
      Only the cinders remain as another night becomes a yesterday...

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      Leprechaun: Put me down&#33; This is sexual herassment

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      Me: "Where&#39;s my girlfriend"
      Random DC: "She&#39;s out in the forest collecting wood"
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      Currently practicing WILD. I quote Kaniaz who said it best: "The point of WILD is to piss me off". Though, I have not given up, far from it.

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      it was not a lucid dream but a normal 1 and i was with an ex friend of mine :
      me: arent you a gothic anymore?
      her: no i am a janice
      wtf 0.o
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      currently training in :WILD/DEILD
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      "an ass is an ass until he gets his ass kicked"

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      I was having a conversation with a bus driver...

      Me: Do you want to hear about my Lucid Dream?

      Bus Driver: No, it&#39;s best if you switch to humanitarian efforts.
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      i was having a class of math from my history teacher (xD) in my house. he started to write some stupid equations on the chalkboard...



      ok not so strange... but then he came with a equation that "describes the behavior of cockroaches"



      i wake up laughing out loud xD

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      Quote Originally Posted by Fuchikoma View Post
      i was having a class of math from my history teacher (xD) in my house. he started to write some stupid equations on the chalkboard...



      ok not so strange... but then he came with a equation that "describes the behavior of cockroaches"



      i wake up laughing out loud xD
      [/b]
      Haha I became lucid once when my Maths teacher had written an equation on the board that he had professed was "in its simplest form":

      x = n^2 x n + 4

      Upon realising that it was not totally simplified (x = n^3 + 4 is of course the solution) I became lucid.

      Talk about boring/smartarse reality check.

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      I don&#39;t recall anything particularly funny, but here&#39;s one from last night.

      -

      (I&#39;m in a museum gallery, with two DC acquaintances of mine.)

      Me (To male DC): So we&#39;re both lucid.

      Female DC: Can I be lucid, too?

      Me and Male DC (simultaneously): No&#33;
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      <div align="center">The night has gone; but I lay dreaming.
      Morning has broken; but I lay dreaming.
      Music plays on; but I lay dreaming.
      The world got up, but I lay dreaming.

      The whole world screams my name,
      But I won&#39;t play their game.
      The whole world can go to hell,
      I just want to dream well.</div>

      <div align="right">Seelenluft</div>

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      Quote Originally Posted by Pyrofan1 View Post
      Leprechaun: Put me down&#33; This is sexual herassment
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      LOL
      What were you doing to that poor leprechaun?

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      My boyfriend: "Aww, you look just like my uncle, the urologist&#33;"
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      Two gay guys making out with 2 korean men, in comes the gay guys two sons
      Sons: Dad, those are our boyfriends&#33;

      Oh yeah I remember consuming a boiled egg with the yolk taken out and replaced by a large amount of Dill pickles, it looked pretty good, I can&#39;t wait to try it in my next lucid.
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      I wanna be the very best
      Like no one ever was
      To lucid dream is my real test
      To control them is my cause


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      Quote Originally Posted by LucidDreamGod View Post
      Oh yeah I remember consuming a boiled egg with the yolk taken out and replaced by a large amount of Dill pickles, it looked pretty good, I can&#39;t wait to try it in my next lucid.
      [/b]
      You could probably do that IRL if you wanted.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Moonbeam View Post
      You could probably do that IRL if you wanted.
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      yeah, but it would just be really weird and I doubt it would taste as <strike>good</strike> interesting.

      I ate a milk carten once, I wouldn&#39;t try that in real life.



      I wanna be the very best
      Like no one ever was
      To lucid dream is my real test
      To control them is my cause


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      it was a very sex oriented dream, and the DC was Eric Bischoff

      DC - Good, good... Very good. Is there any way we can get this in the ring? maybe fake it since it&#39;s gonna be live?

      lol, wtf?
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