Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

"World War 1 was the first time there was a World War 1, but Napoleon got close."

Today I had a brief lucid part in my dream, so I asked a monster DC:
What do you represent?
DC: "The dead of the far west."
Then I asks: "Are you fictional?"
He: "Yes."

Well, first post here, and first ''real contact'' with a DC, and come up with this, hahaha !

I was boxing in a boxing ring and there was stuffed cow's head ringside. The commentator said: "At least that cow was alive when it was slaughtered!"

I don't know what to say.

Originally Posted by CWHunt456

Playing hide-and-seek with my friends:
Me: "Hey let's play hide-and-seek"
Friend 1: "Okay I will count to 19"
Everyone runs
Friend 2: "Ninja mode activated"
We never found Friend 2

made of win

I had a dream last night where someone handed me a beer bottle cap with a face on it. He said "Want a beer people?"

I had a dream a couple nights ago where I just got stabbed right before killing these five guys and I walk outside and my teammate was just standing there and he was supposed to be a doctor, but he said.

Doctor: [He touched the wound.] The bone is chipped, sorry, but you'll have to find a doctor for that.

I glared at him and walked away and one of my DG's appear (Rajin.) appears and I ask if he can heal me

Rajin: Those guys were after Excalibur. Oh, the wound? You're just gonna have to wake up.

Then I woke up. (Thank you DG.) Then in another dream I moved to a mansion and a newscasting vehicle pulled up and I was like "Oh no. I'm famous. What am I gonna do!?" I just waited and he pulled up and opened the side door and there were grocery bags.

DC: Don't worry. I'm not a newscaster. I buy groceries for the person who lives here. I'm in disguise. Here's your groceries.

He just handed me the groceries and drove away.

Had a dream I was at a movie theater. Some guy was sitting in a weird chair, and I asked him where he got it.
"Oh, if you have 100 dollars, you have one of these. Even if you think you don't, you do, in the back of your closet. And if you have llamas, you probably have 1,000."

I've only two, the former rather curious, the latter very cryptic.

Originally Posted by An Old History Teacher as a DC

The Italian Mafia is a dying breed. You know how they have the guns and the suits and the hats? Well, the gangsters are getting old. They don’t wear that stuff anymore. Especially the hats.

Originally Posted by A Janitor DC

Only clean up what is dirty.

"Only clean up what is dirty." That sounds like it means almost the same thing as "If it's not broken, don't fix it." If it's not dirty, don't clean it.

Originally Posted by redisreddish

"Only clean up what is dirty." That sounds like it means almost the same thing as "If it's not broken, don't fix it." If it's not dirty, don't clean it.

It's my excuse for being lazy.

Torturer: "I want you to spit and lie"

This dude was not really a kidnapper or a theif, he just wanted to torture me while I was home alone with my sister... I told my sister, and she even laughed (she is SO not even close to a dreamer).

DC Clerk, "CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU ARE THE 500TH VISITOR TODAY, YOU WIN $10,000!!!

I wasn't lucid

During my first lucid, I didn't really know what to do after I tried flying, then this slutty looking girl came up to me (her shirt didn't even cover her chest xP) and wanted me to follow her to have sex. I didn't know much about DC's, and still don't >_>. Anyways, on the way to the closet, she was talking about all the STD's she had or something. This nerdy DC was staring at me with jealousy, so when she went in the closet I just walked off and the nerd guy was like "YES!!" and ran in. I was so confused.

Nice one there Mascot.
I have returned with another. In a dream recently I was watching a new Monty Python sketch where they were climbing a mountain which I think may have been Everest. They'd invited Edmund Hillary along with them, and he was portrayed by Graham Chapman. But he was a rubbish mountaineer, and kept falling over, getting stuck, and people had to even push him up the mountain. When he was interviewed by a cameraman, he had this to say: "I reckon that if we just do nothing, we will reach the summit."

Last night, I had this dream where this annoying comedian DC was ALWAYS present, no matter where I went. He said a lot of stupid things, but the thing that I remember most was him making a comment:

"Guys are just generally better off without pants."

What the heck!? Please, nobody listen to that advice...

Originally Posted by LiveInTheDream

"Guys are just generally better off without pants."

What the heck!? Please, nobody listen to that advice...

Too late.

"I can't remember my parents' eye colours, okay? They keep changing!" The DC stomps off, upset.

I can't tell if this is really obvious, silly or wise but during a lucid dream I had a man dressed as a SWAT agent say:

"You cannot learn on the subconscious level that which you have not learned on the conscious level."

at the end of my lucid dream
Me:This is so cool!!I've gotta find my friends and tell them this is a dream to see their reaction
DC:I don't think that's a good idea..
Me:Why not?Because I might wake up?
DC:Yes,because you might wake up...
Then I wake up....


my lucid dream last night
DC:Are you reading my mind right now?
Me:No...I mean yes...but not anymore

Virgin Mary in my room : "When you are a master of Sub-Travel (?) everything in your closet matters

My math teacher told me I failed a test then made me throw a recycle bin of leaves in a lake.

Originally Posted by Sekhmet

I can't tell if this is really obvious, silly or wise but during a lucid dream I had a man dressed as a SWAT agent say:

"You cannot learn on the subconscious level that which you have not learned on the conscious level."

I think that your DC was right.
I mean I read that for example you can learn snowboarding in you dreams but I think it's only possible if you at least tried it in real life so your brain knows how to simulate the experience.Otherwise you probably won't learn anything.

"Man, Jews throw the BEST parties! Haven't you ever been to a Barmitzvah?"

During a lucid dream I asked a friend of mine: "What are you?"
Her answer: "A poo-chee-poo!!" and runs away moving her arms as if she was trying to fly and screaming like a parrot.

("poo-chee-poo" is a word we invented in reality, but it had no specific meaning, we just said it out of the blue XD)