Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

Now i don't know what happened last night in terms of my dreams but i had a strange one.

I got mad at this really good looking woman with black hair, she was sat down on the floor and i sat next to her and she said....

Woman: Can you make me a coffee?
Me: Why yes i can, but what do i get in return?
Woman: You get a free CD!!!

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The other day one of my DC's came up with a word that you say when a person is bored, and then taught something by someone unlikely...

Jotskens Articulry. I think articulry was the right word...all I do remember for sure is Jotsken.

My friend was sneaking around an old school and a door way comes into view
I'm viewing him in 3rd person and through the doorway there is about 3 groups of two and there sitting at tables. A narrating voice comes out of nowhere and says "This is where the real gangsters hang out they play scrabble so much there getting bad at it."
the dream went onto one of the gangsters complaining about how pulpy the orange juice was to his lackey.

And then two of the workers at a camp i go to were supposed to get married but they didn't. And I got really mad at the guy and chased him across camp. And we got to a house and hes like "what are you going to do"
I see a plane drop a bomb about 200 feet due east and I say "ill drop bombs on your house" and he says "why , Just to wake me up at night??" I ran away after that.

My friend and i jumped of a train as it was moving out of a station and we watch it leave. Two girls come up and say can we get our luggage my friend say "no your screwed for the next two stop (laughs)".

Then I just had ridiculous dreams about weed and spaghetti.
This all happened at Unirondack my summer camp over 2 weeks great dreams

"Spanish people are so easy to love, but so hard to understand..."

A DC about a castle he built: "It's as strong as a chocolate bar with nuts."
I remember thinking "But wouldn't that melt in the sun? Or the rain?"

I love the complete randomness in my dreams
Didn't make me lucid though...

"Spanish people are so easy to love, but so hard to understand..."

Hehe, that one's really funny!

I was flying up a tree but once I got there I couldn't fly anymore. Suddenly this face pops out of the leaves:



The professor looks at me and says: "It's the professor! I thought he could fly!"

Odd.

i had one that was telling me that i was the devil and that i was asleep somewhere else... and he was the evil looking one

I had one dream where I saw a mountain and it said "You will understand God when you become him" or something to that degree. I think it was because I was into New Age stuff at that time.

This one is kinda rated-R. hope i'm not breaking any rules but I thought it was funny.

Me to DC: Shannon, would you like to make love or f***?
Shannon : I'm afraid so.

Nah that's not really R-rated.

I had a dream where I was told to leave for fighting in the school library (another student and I were attempting to kill eachother). I told him it was a "formal duel" and he said something along the lines of "oh that's okay then". We even paused in the middle of the fight-to-the-death to assist a female student with some books. Heh.

"How come every time I sing, someone tries to stab me?"

Dad: Hey look at those Wolves!
Me: Why are they lined up?
Dad: Pass me the hot dog.

Originally Posted by 1342576

I was flying up a tree but once I got there I couldn't fly anymore. Suddenly this face pops out of the leaves:



The professor looks at me and says: "It's the professor! I thought he could fly!"

Odd.

Don't worry, he's been in my dream aswell.

I was watching a news broadcast.

T.V.: "The stars only get naked when no ones around to see."
T.V.: "With the exception of chad micheal murry, and his rap video."

Then an inaudible video came on with him dancing nude.

It wasn't a lucid dream, and the details are a bit hazy. A reporter and cameraman came up to me.

Reporter: You look very dignified, like the President.

The funny thing was that I was wearing only pyjama shorts at the time. Since when does a President strut around half-naked?!

I was having a discussion with one of my DC's (after I jumped through a bathroom mirror) about how he must be my "shadow self". He then told me that the previous night he had a dream where he went through a mirror and talked with his "shadow self".

Also, i owned the most awesome car ever invented. It was called a "Siscerio".

oh yeah, and one time i met the olsen twins (nothing sexual happened) and i told one of them "i like you. you're a self made woman, and i respect that." :S

'his fanta smells like dodgeball!'

I just had a lucid dream.

I was having sex with a girl with long black hair. When I looked up at her face, she had suddenly changed into a girl I know. I didn't mind much, but then she started moaning/ screaming: "Oh God yes! It's such good cheese! Oh what a fantastic cheese!" and so on.



Whenever I see her in waking life now, I know I'll have to think about that.

Originally Posted by 1342576

I just had a lucid dream.

I was having sex with a girl with long black hair. When I looked up at her face, she had suddenly changed into a girl I know. I didn't mind much, but then she started moaning/ screaming: "Oh God yes! It's such good cheese! Oh what a fantastic cheese!" and so on.



Whenever I see her in waking life now, I know I'll have to think about that.

Hahaha, that's hilarious!

"Wow it's you, I never expected to meat you with your clothes on"


What the heck.

There have been a lot pf wierd characters in my dreams but the two that stick out the most were:

1: The blood sucking maniac that got into my house.

2: My dream neighbor- the killer black smith.