Thread: DCs Say the Darndest Things

The dying words of a legendary general after a fierce battle: "If my legs were made of lithium, how could decomposition be explained in a method that continues the cycle of life?"

What's weirder is that someone comes along and explains it so it makes sense (dream-logic, I know, but still). I wish I could remember what he said.

Whilst talking to a indian actor about his new film a friend runs behind me and shouts 'Nat run STD's can swim you know!', he then precedest o run away =)

Originally Posted by GuyCecil

The dying words of a legendary general after a fierce battle: "If my legs were made of lithium, how could decomposition be explained in a method that continues the cycle of life?"

What's weirder is that someone comes along and explains it so it makes sense (dream-logic, I know, but still). I wish I could remember what he said.

I can't resist, who knows maybe I was the guy that explained it.

'Lithium is the lightest metal and would have made excellent legs. He didn't realize this at the time of his amputations and chose a double leg transplant instead. This made him a bit weak leading to his inevitable demise on the battlefield. Lithium is a natural element occurring in the earth, oceans, and all living things. The general's lithium legs could have naturally degraded into the ecosystem to support all life. It's a pity he didn't know."

Had to join just to add a few weird quips. Note: all these are non-lucid.

I was arguing with my mother at a theatre house over what we were going to see. I wanted to see Phantom of the Opera. So did my sister. My mother wanted to see some other play I had never heard of before.

“I give that a ‘no’ out of four,” said my mom.

“Yeah? Well, I give that a ‘f-ck you’ out of five!” I replied.

I thought I was very clever, I guess!

In another dream, I was visiting friends in their dorm in a plaza in a foreign place. The three lived in a single room. I was walking away, when I heard one of them say:

“Jennifer is like a painting a wall. You have to let it dry before you put on another coat.”

I guess... that means... something. Hopefully not that I'm incompetent.

Anyway, thanks for that little release. I had no idea there were so many other people with wonky DCs as mine. I guess it's typical!

Originally Posted by Charybdus

I agree...sticky is a good idea! It is true...DC's come up with some cryptic doosies...

A few of mine...


Me: "Have you seen my car? I think someone stole it!"
DC: " I have tasted the clouds...and they taste cold."

By the time I got to this, I had already guffawed more than I have all of last year. This ranks of there with, "Yea, I would date robots." Or "I thought there'd be better music."

Too many others here to list. I actually started a list of things my friends have journaled, such as, "We then argued about the colour yellow being bad for memory consolidation."

This thread could be a book. I would give the site administrators my money the moment they agreed to work on it.

Originally Posted by Morca

I was downtown and asked my friend Kurt
"Am I in a dream?"
His response:
"How the hell should I know, i'm a dream character!"

I could comment on every single one of these quotes, but this is great!

Originally Posted by cryodragoon

reminds me of something:

Me: Running ahead of some werewolves in some bookstore..
Police standing somewhere
me: Am i dreaming?
Policeman: Well i don't know, its your dream...


Didn't became lucid

rotflmao

Originally Posted by Graeme

dc "i dug holes and bury locks for i am moondagi" the moondagi are a crazy bunch that i have meet they have also said things like
"the fact that we exsist is a reason to be angry"

In the babel fish translater, moondagi = 한국어 which is "the Korean language."

Originally Posted by Pyrofan1

Me (lucid): increase lucidity!
Voice: No

Too fu--unny!

Buzz Aldrin: I like Pokemon!

Random Guy: Look kids, an aneroid barometer! *points to a piece of duct tape on a tree*

(Dialog will be bolded)
While walking across the lawn to my car my neighbor [who in RL never says much] says “here ya go!” as he holds out one of my plastic Japanese tea bottles. “Thanks” I say and start to walk off. Being more friendly than he ever is in RL he says cheerfully, “pay it forward” as if this is like saying ‘see you later.’ I say “K” and he replies “or sleep with a fatty…” ‘WTF, what did he just say?’ I thought about this to such an extent I woke up!

Originally Posted by Raspberry

Dad DC: Listen young lady, that is unacceptable! Going round kissing random boys..." *gives look of disgust*

Me: This is my world. I could burn you to the ground, then go and have sex with that boy if I wanted to. *Cackles*

I don't really talk to my DCs, but my dad's been popping up in my dreams a lot recently, supervising... Just killing my dream fun.

Who knows, you might be sharing a dream with your dad and the both of you don't know it.
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This morning I dreamed I was in a cab trying to give the guy fare. I asked him how much it would cost and he responded "Two Monterey Jacks."

.......yeah.

Originally Posted by katielovestrees

This morning I dreamed I was in a cab trying to give the guy fare. I asked him how much it would cost and he responded "Two Monterey Jacks."

.......yeah.

Maybe this is a sign, telling you to give your taxi drivers more cheese.
They deserve it.

"I am Control Me."

Originally Posted by Caden

(Dialog will be bolded)
While walking across the lawn to my car my neighbor [who in RL never says much] says “here ya go!” as he holds out one of my plastic Japanese tea bottles. “Thanks” I say and start to walk off. Being more friendly than he ever is in RL he says cheerfully, “pay it forward” as if this is like saying ‘see you later.’ I say “K” and he replies “or sleep with a fatty…” ‘WTF, what did he just say?’ I thought about this to such an extent I woke up!

Lmao.

One of my favorites is when I'm in my house and I look out back and all sorts of natural disasters are happening. There is a volcano in the background and a massive tornado rushing towards the house. I run downstairs and try and get everyone into the basement when my senile grandpa comes hobbling up and says, "Don't forget the cappucino!" He was worried about not getting his coffee while the world is crashing down around us.

"What are you talking about not real? I AM YOUR MOTHER."

In a dream this week, I entered a room where someone had just committed suicide. A few colleagues and I set about investigating the mysterious circumstances. We looked around to see what he may have killed himself with, but there were remarkably few objects in the room. We looked inside some of the nearby cabinets, and most were empty, except for a few which were stuffed full of Jaffa Cakes.
I suggested, "Maybe he Jaffa Caked himself to death?"

Here is an excerpt from one of my recent dreams, "Harpy Hunting"......

"....Sure enough, the third harpy swooped down and I wrapped my arms around her. We fell from the sky and slammed hard into the ground. The harpy was badly injured and started crying. She pleaded, "I'm sorry! Please forgive me. I was possessed by..." Before I could do or say anything, bolt cutters flashed across my face and snapped off her head. I looked over at Keith who twirled the bolt cutters in his hand as he said, "You have to keep the pimp hand strong."

I was on a school trip, and everyone was riding on the bus. We stopped at a gas station for a potty break, and when we got back on the bus there were enormous flat-screens on every wall, each playing a commercial telling us not to get abortions. The chaperon said, "We all just did!" and everyone laughed. Until I woke up, I thought it was pretty funny.

I was in a film studio that was making this horror film and an employe tells me:
'Did you know this film is actually based on a real incident?'
"Oh, where is this place?"
'Down the hall.'

So I'm outside of the grocery store, looking for someplace to place my bike. I look around at all the usual spots where the bike racks are, and I can't find any.
So, in my dream, I somehow know that there is a bike rack in the manager's office. So I bust the door open and sure enough, there's a bike rack in there.
The manager is looking very annoyed, but pretty calm, and he says, sarchasticly, "Yeah, no, whatever. Put your bike there. Like I care. I mean It's not like I'm the manager or anything."

My math teacher gave me a pair of glasses made of plastic and said how they were better than actual glasses. He them said that if I don't buy new glasses in 10 days after going to a doctor I will go blind. Or die, one of those.

I was half asleep a few days ago when my mom came to wake me up for school. When she said, "Time to get up," I heard, "They've just declared fudge is a national holiday!"


Dad: Do you want to come on a picnic?
Me: No...
Dad: But we were going to have dinosaurs and tea...!