Seems cold outside right now. Therefore global warming isn't real.

Also I went to the beach earlier this year. Doesn't seem any higher than last year.

Guess all those science things ya posted are wrong and just a conspiracy to prevent me from enjoying the luxuries of Pickups, Hummers, and all those lovely Unilever products. Who'd want to drive one of them fancy-pants Tesla-mobiles anyhow? Nerds, that's who. So if we just get rid of all the nerds, we can get rid of all this global warming nonsense too.