Thread: Whats the most weirdest dream you have ever had?

Oh wow, my eyes are literally teary from laughing so hard at the stuff in this thread

I've had a bunch of weird dreams, but most of the weirdest are when I'm on medicine, so those don't count IMO. Probably the weirdest non-drug induced dream I can remember was this sumo wrestler jumping around my living room and squirting cheese out of his nipples while repeating, "oh, gosh! Oh, gosh!"

Dude I wanna here your drug induced dreams

Omg sumo wrestler squirting cheese? I think I'm scarred for life, lol!

Originally Posted by Kraftwerk

Uh, My absolute weirdest was when I was pregnant with gummy bears and I gave birth. :Shudders:.

omg
I just had a dream that I found two bikes with long silky black hair.

Originally Posted by Reverie Phantom

Dude I wanna here your drug induced dreams

Just to make myself clear, when I refer to drugs I mean like Nyquil and stuff like that

And actually, you probably don't want to hear them...they're more horrifying than funny

sure I do lol. I love tripped out dreams. And this thread isn't about funny dreams it's about WEIRD dreams so go for it

Originally Posted by Reverie Phantom

sure I do lol. I love tripped out dreams. And this thread isn't about funny dreams it's about WEIRD dreams so go for it

Ok then...probably the strangest medicine-induced dream I had was from several years ago.

Everybody (this was back when my siblings and I all still lived together) knew that our house was going to catch on fire. We all knew there was no avoiding it; we couldn't leave until it burned down. At the same time, there was a torso of a man (no legs, arms, or head) in a glass case on a stand upstairs. For some reason one of my sisters was really attached to it. We had to work hard just to get her to come down to supper, and even when she did she acted all depressed until she could get back to just staring at the torso in the case. Later on that day, the house spontaneously combusted, as was planned, and we all started trying to flee before it collapsed on us...except my sister. "Come on, we've got to get out of here!" I pleaded, pulling her arm. But she fought and refused to leave without the torso in the glass case. I refused to carry the thing, especially since the glass was already melting and would probably burn me, if not slow me down so much that I never made it outside at all. Eventually the fire got bad enough I just had to leave, and the house burned down with my sister in it.

So yeah...there's a drug-induced dream for ya.

I had many weird dreams; I think this one is quite funny.

I had visitors, special kind of visitors an innumerable number of tiny avatars from various forums I visit coming out of my computer screen spreading on my desk. I recognised some but couldn't treat them as real guests as the situation was getting out of control; it was an armada! nevertheless I felt more amused than invaded!

Lol I wanna have more weird dreams now, I had one in which I was super mario in normal life but I thought that was kinda normal for me xD

That's an awesome dream LiveInTheDream. My first lucid dream came to me as a result of my first magic mushroom trip lol. funny how drugs work on our minds as we sleep.

I once had a weird dream. And in the dream, I was with my friends that I had no clue who they were, We were at some place and I saw a door. I opened it up and and I saw a black hole... I ran away to the black hole couldn't reach me and the black hole was sucking everything up until it was devoured. We were holding on pole bars so it wouldn't suck us up in its vortex... Talk about weird huh? Then a friend shut the door and they didn't get sucked in. Dejavu.

My weirdest dream was when I was like, 7, and I had a dream that I had a disease where my tongue smells bacon in my stomach and trys to go down my throat to eat it again, causing me to suffocate. At this point I wake up in a horrible panic and get my sister, SurferOnMars, to convince me I don't have the disease and won't die and got me to hold my tongue out for, like, an hour.

I just remembered a particularly nasty dream where I have gravel and sand in the back of my throat and I just keep coughing out loads of the stuff. Yuck

I've also had a few strange dreams about false relatives, like having children (I have none in reality). lol

Well, I was riding in a car... Then I look out the window and I'm actually driving in the courtyard behind my school... On a random sidewalk as well... And there are hundreds of wild boars just walking around. Then, someone in my car says, "Don't look at them!" One charges and rams the car, then I'm suddenly in a karate dojo kicking some guy in the stomach (he just kind of takes it). Then, I'm in a weird house eating dinner. I eat a lemon or something, and my lips pucker like it was really sour. And they keep puckering. I run away up some stairs and see my brother. At this point my lips are practically IMPLODING upon themselves and all I can do is go, "MMMPH! MMPH!" He says, "What do you want?" and the dream ends for real.


Wow... Yea... XD

Well, I don't know about EVER, but I looked in my DJ. Found 2 extremly weird dreams.

Fire and Weird Barn Man

So, I am at a farm, and it is a very weird looking farm. The barn with the animals surrounded the farm house on two sides, and the only animal in sight was a pig! Somehow manure was involved with the pig's...I remember seeing a couple of bricks of it, bleh! I am just inocently standing in the area in front of the farm house a bit, not quite in the barn, and there is a little floating thing of fire . Odd... Somehow, that thing of fire GETS ON MY HAND! So, it was burning away, it surely hurt, but definitly not as much if it happened for real(odd, because this is the first time that anything has hurt in my dream...) I am walking onto the path to get into the house and, oddly, it is like a bridge, on either side of the path it goes down 20 feet or so. There are a few trees and bushes down there. The crazy farmer comes, when the fire is out in my hand and this is when I see even more fire! It was sprawled randomly along the path! Just little bits of fire... I was trying so hard not to get burned...where did this fire come from anyway? So, crazy farmer has these little strips of paper-like things, which aparently puts out fires. He puts them where ever he sees fire. At this point, I go onto a tree that is just over the path, on top of it! I do not want to get burned. Crazy farmer man puts many of those paper things in one slightly higher, garden like thing, which has quite a bit of fire, though definitly not a lot, and there is a little piece of rolled up paper where he puts a bunch of those things. You are gonna laugh, this is aparently his most prized possesion such as the squirrel in Ice Age that loves his acorn, but doesn't eat it, same case with Crazy Farmer, he doesn't do anything with it ever!Horray, horray! That dream is over with.

The man that could change into a girl at will

This dream WAS a movie, I wasn't in it. I literally saw the beginning previews. After the previews of the beginning of them, I saw some ostriches, LOTS of them in a big fence. The aggressive ones had seperate cages. Odd how that was right in the middle of this dream...OK, so the guy pisses off this girl, like his GF or something...He then decides to change into his "girl" self. At this point, I see it more like I'm there, but not involved. The girl, and a few other girls that were there, didn't recognize him, and he just went off with them I think... This took place in the country in the middle of no where. On some dirt road, next to the HUGE fence of ostriches. The guy wore rather shabby clothes, but I think that he was still supposed to be cute. Bad jeans, and a white tee that said something. Sounds fine, yes, but you'd have to see it . When he changed to the girl, he looked the same except for his womanly curves.

Sorry, I don't feel like putting the colors back in

This second one was just from last night!


Looking through my DJ, you'd notice that, like, ALL of them are weird. Here are 2 of the weirdest. I have had MANY weird dreams. Many weird space dreams, and, changing/naked dreams (though not many of those in my DJ...I've had many of those before I HAD a DJ)

oh, I just remembered another wierd dream. I was standing somewhere and it was really dark out and a few people were talking to me, then I started scratching my head, then I noticed, a piece of my skull was sticking out and I tired breaking it off, and it felt REALLY wierd.

I once had a dream that my dog ushered in the nuclear apocalypse (Looked like the Nuclear Bomb mission from Call of Duty 4, but I was next to what looked like the Golden Gate bridge).

Then, after the nuke went off, and there was that reddish-blown hue everywhere with dust and papers flying everywhere, I was running away from my dog, who was now trying to complete his plans by killing me. I was screaming and crying, and begging him not to kill me as I was running away (horror movie cliche style). Then, he finally caught up to me and the dream ended. I woke up laughing my head off. People must have thought I was weird, because I was giggling for hours. Based on that dream, they probably would have been right.

I wish I would have dreams like that more often.

Haha. I also found this one in my dream journal. I honestly don't remember it, though.

(From January 31, 2010; 7:29 am)

"the count (from sesame street) was a drug addict, and he was counting drugs as he was taking them, lol"

I've had some doozies. One time I got kidnapped by P Diddy.
Some of my dreams are also strangely violent. Like I was lying on a road and couldn't get up (maybe I was paralyzed) and someone with a car ran over my head slowly.. on purpose. I've actually had several dreams of getting ran over. I've also been tortured in various ways and crucified. But my brother's the one with the freaky dreams. Some of the experiences he's told me made my jaw drop. Like one time he dreamed a very old tree in our yard had multiple people hanging from it. He also has sleep paralysis a lot and said he's had OBEs before and I'm all like "don't you know that's not normal!?"

Originally Posted by Dash

"the count (from sesame street) was a drug addict, and he was counting drugs as he was taking them, lol"

Ahahaha!

This thread is hilarious!

Originally Posted by Aledrea

oh, I just remembered another wierd dream. I was standing somewhere and it was really dark out and a few people were talking to me, then I started scratching my head, then I noticed, a piece of my skull was sticking out and I tired breaking it off, and it felt REALLY wierd.

Epic lol. It's so fucking weird how you can remember how certain absolutely rediculous events in dreams feel. Ex. breaking a piece of your skull off.

Originally Posted by Reverie Phantom

Epic lol. It's so weird how you can remember how certain absolutely rediculous events in dreams feel. Ex. breaking a piece of your skull off.

One time Sylar cut off my head in a dream, and I could feel the top of my head was missing, and the blood running down in my eyes. I woke up and I was pretty freaked out until I reached up and assured myself that my head was still there

Originally Posted by Reverie Phantom

Epic lol. It's so fucking weird how you can remember how certain absolutely rediculous events in dreams feel. Ex. breaking a piece of your skull off.

yeah, I can do that with all of my memories. It feels a lot like have a phantom limb.

One time me and some people were in a castle, which was all the sudden attacked by an army that had the looks of WWI/II era troops & tanks, just a field full of them marching toward the castle (which mind you was situated on an enormous property In a suburban neighborhood), and we all just started shooting at them, a whole big battle broke out. I remember picking a few guys off with some bolt-action rifle. I thought the whole scenario was perfectly normal, too. Maybe not the wierdest dream, but the best I could think of off the top of my head

That and the time I was in a pet store (no other people were there) thy was full of empty cages except for a path leading around the rooms being chased by a (surprisingly fast) angry turtle.

Originally Posted by Dash

"the count (from sesame street) was a drug addict, and he was counting drugs as he was taking them, lol"

sig'ed