Thread: Whats the most weirdest dream you have ever had?

I think I may end up laughing all day after that! Maybe you like to get a little fruity with your friends every now and again?

I once dreamt that Kylie Minogue gave birth to a toothbrush.

Originally Posted by littlesnowbear

I once dreamt that Kylie Minogue gave birth to a toothbrush.

Lol I think you win for randomness I did have a dream that I was hanging from the Eiffel tower by my well, you can guess lol

It might not mean anything, lol still a little weird.

My weirdest is probably too long to post here, and it might not even be my weirdest I'm not sure. All I know is it was a strange building with a mixture of fire and water (that was contained by invisible walls). And a gas that smelled like pure fear.

My weirdest dreams are my nightmares. I allways get freaked out of a talking switz cheese slice, or anything else that stupid.

Lol I love it when people describe there weirdest dreams, it really shows you just how different things are in different peoples dreams

Now that I think of it my dreams aren't really that weird... I think the weirdest I've had was when my house exploded because of my playstation 2... then there's also this dream where I told my teacher that I didn't have a school book because my playstation 2 exploded... gee i have a lot of dreams about that thing exploding lol

One time I dreamed that my house was being eaten by clouds, so I ran to the house across the street where Mother Goose (yea, the fairy tale Mother Goose) took me in to her house lol.

I had one where Me and my dad were stuck in a platform video game(called bubsy)
It was fun

Originally Posted by Reverie Phantom

One time I dreamed that my house was being eaten by clouds, so I ran to the house across the street where Mother Goose (yea, the fairy tale Mother Goose) took me in to her house lol.

Oh my goodness I am laughing hysterically We should keep this thread going just in case we all need a good cheering up!

I had a crazy dream where my parents were running a book shop. There were loads of weird people in the shop; a lady in a floppy hat who kept giving people raspberries, a fortune teller with a parrot, a boy who liked playing with a magic carpet, and a pizza delivery man who spilt pizza dip all over the floor.

Lol guys this thread is getting interesting some people really do have strang dreams lol

Gosh, there are many many weird dreams. Last night I ran over zombies while driving a laptop. 0_o

I've had quite a few wierd dreams...hmmm, I was "in" Call of Duty MW2 and our group had to slay zombies so I asked how to put night vision goggles on, and they said "N" so I tried pressing it (This was in First Person, there was no buttons.) and I said, okay, but what is the "N" key, never heard of it, and by this time, the zombies had killed almost all of my team,lol...Good times

Originally Posted by Reverie Phantom

One time I dreamed that my house was being eaten by clouds, so I ran to the house across the street where Mother Goose (yea, the fairy tale Mother Goose) took me in to her house lol.

LOL!

I've had so many. I think my favorite is where I escape from treason charges by climbing out of a Victorian mansion through the window, but then I got stuck so a giant crane had to come pull me out. To appeal the treason charges, I had to go to a panel of green aliens in a giant purple tower. They referred me to an interior designer, who told me that I was apparently living in the 1900's because my style of carpeting was so bland.

hmm haha.
i had something called ... cant remember saying i had some disease and he had to find out by putting a bread stick into my uh yeah... and he kept saying a little further... just a little furthherr.
and i was naked on my grandmothers bed legs spread...
then dad walked in saying i was having sex?!!?
then watching the doctor falling asleep and me feling pure love

ive had quite allot of weird dreams. but one that pops up is.

i was a squirrel defending my nuts. and my girlfriend squirrel gave birth to a bunch of eggs. that hatched into snakes that tried to kill me. then some how i turned into a walrus and went shopping for milk. but then i got kicked out and drove home.

i was walking into work one morning and nobody was there. i went in my supervisor's office and she wasn't there either. so i turned around to walk back to my desk and in every single cubicle, there were... wait for it... GORILLAS sitting in my coworker's chairs. so i start screaming "am i the only one to show up to work today?!" i was so angry, but it apparently didn't occur to me that there are wild jungle animals in my office holding the phones upside down and beating themselves upside the head with it.

Just remembered another.

I had to save the world from destruction. Which was about to be caused by a killer daffadill.

Uh, My absolute weirdest was when I was pregnant with gummy bears and I gave birth. :Shudders:. I've also eaten my own leg off (Good News; It was made of chocolate. Bad news: Chocolate makes me sick, and I was bleeding like crazy).. Heck, my whole dream journal is full of what Nomad dubbed "Scilarity". Check it out

Originally Posted by littlesnowbear

Oh my goodness I am laughing hysterically We should keep this thread going just in case we all need a good cheering up!

Ha ha ya that's a good idea. Maybe we should have a contest for the whackiest dream ever or something

The strange thing about this dream was it was devoid of any visual sensations. I'd like to, however, explain to you as best I can the sensations I did feel.

Have you ever sat in a hot tub where there are jets, and sometimes if you sitting the right way in the water you can hear and 'feel' sand? Like a 'rainstick' but in your body? That's the best way I can describe the feeling.

The sound was like I low crackly hum, kinda 'sandy' too.

I was in this void, only hearing and feeling those two things. I had no body, as far as I know, and I was stuck in this strange void with a feeling of the most intense fear and hopelessness you can imagine. You know when you almost fall, or a ball almost hits you in the face and you get that rush of adrenaline... like tingly in your chest? I had that times 1000...

All the sensations I described would get incrementely more and more intense until I'd wake up. This usually happened an hour or two after I fell asleep, 'cause I'd always wake up during the dream.

I'd have this dream a couple times a month, but only for a few years... like age 12-16. But everytime I had this dream I thought I was dying... the dream happened so often that it actually ended up 'dampening' or overstimulating my fear, pain, and all sensations to the point where now... I feel like all sensations go through a dampening filter before I feel them.

Anyways... that's the dream

A dream about cats and some other animals that could talk due to a new drug, and thats about it.

Originally Posted by littlesnowbear

I had to save the world from destruction. Which was about to be caused by a killer daffadill.

LOL I think this one definetly has the 'Weird' factor.
I had a similar dream but it was a giant horse that was stomping on building and stuff.
And then I defeated it by giving it pasta. This was actually the most recent dream I can recall lol.

I have a new one that's much weirder than the one I posted. Almost forgot about it. Quoted from another thread:

Hell yes... when I was little I had numerous nightmares about poo (no I'm not kidding xD). I think the scariest dream I had when I was little was once when I was wondering around this place filled with random furniture. Most of them were antique style and usually had a color scheme of dark brown and gold. There were also these giant pieces of poo just randomly there... they didn't do anything, but I was scared shitless (no pun intended) by them for some reason. I didn't want to go to bed the next night, and when I tried to describe the dream to my mom it was quite akward