Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

-Mass Effect
-More Mass Effect, government surveying all us soldier students to guess where a rebellion will come from
-Finding a lost boy who wasn't really lost, going to Six Flags but I forgot my shoes
-You try telling someone that rescuing them was a secondary objective

-Lucid dream where I encounter NewArtemis and her cousin on a nature path
http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/cani...ng-path-46991/

-My 100th lucid dream! -- flight, fire ogres, and Phil Collins songs
http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/cani...d-yours-46993/

Spent two lucids searching for a reoccurring DC.

I'm walking around work singing Minnie the Moocher while my co-workers echo the chorus back.

I lost several litres of blood through a very small cut on my arm.
When I woke up this morning I noticed a scar on that same place that I've never noticed before.

Last night, he was laying next to me so close and yet I woke before we could even touch.

Before that I was eating snakes in our apartment...to make absolutely sure that even after the broom they were most certainly dead (tastes yuck, btw).

And before that still two of us were sneaking onto a VIP portion of beach and on it there were cocktails and taffy of every flavour and colour imaginable (yum!)...

http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/hath...es-back-47060/

It is the anniversary of DV and, apparently, it is tradition for members to recite very serious speeches with fake speech impediments, they have to try to get through the entire thing without giggling.

-Fighting my way through zombie hordes of the Left 4 Dead universe with an M134 minigun
-Running an obstacle course with Wife that takes us through water, walls, and mud, ending with me having to perform a rather pitiful, half-assed caber toss

Guy living in a rich person's house as a charity case and can talk to animals and stuff

Holy Sh17, She said she was gonna but I didn't think Aunt Ann would fill that girls front porch full of all those rocks!!!

1. Running through a forest at night, trying to escape from a group of people chasing me.

2. I was chasing someone and tried to shoot him with a rocket launcher.

I was in bed by myself; until 7 girls joined me.

-Trying to get on a metro shuttle going to space but everyone is trying to stop us
-Making bread with meat and stuff inside
-Trying to get perfectly neutral by helping or killing people

I have a button under the skin of the first knuckle on my right hand, pushing it allows me to run faster and jump higher, I briefly see Peter Pan who mocks my attempt to jump to the top of a ladder instead of climbing it.

There's a brown furry mole-like creature with a head on either end of its body, I'm walking around with a woman asking people how we're supposed to get the green stuff from inside the creature without breaking it open; they all shrug and say you can't, be we know that we've done it before. (o.O WHAAAA?)

-I find a dead frog in my pocket, bring him back to life, name him "Mr. Froggo", and feel overwhelming joy as I release him into my backyard
-I'm in a Grand Theft Auto game set in New Jersey, driving recklessly down the NJ turnpike on the way to some criminal act, listening to radio news about the scandals of "Governor Jones"

-Lucid dream where I order food from Mako, accidentally warp to Germany, teleport to my childhood home, and choke on my gum when I try to fly to San Antonio: Choke - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views
-Jiu-jitsu match against CosmicIron (creator of SSILD)
-I show up to a family photo session with no shoes and ratty, holey socks, sending my mother-in-law into a panic

-Some slightly future dystopian thing, I bought a sniper rifle while a guy near me ranted about über-liberals

Deja vu

Playing catch-up a bit here....

May 21

1. [DILD] I was chased by fangirls and summoned a wrench in my direct line of sight.

May 22

2. [DILD] Became lucid in a normal dream and woke immediately afterward, no big whoop.

May 24

3. [DILD] Tried dropping a backpack into the floor and then retrieving it like a pocket dimension, but had trouble with the second half.

June 4

4. [DILD] I had to constantly ignore sexual temptations for the sake of the stability of the dream, which was very frantic and almost acid-like.

5. [DILD] I tried skipping ahead of a bathroom line to masturbate, but a girl in the stall I was headed to showed me a box of fake, diseased penises and I got grossed out and woke up.

June 6

6. [DILD] I flew myself to a crowded environment to try to find something to do, but got distracted when I realized I was suddenly holding a naked girl in my arms; my focus plummeted and the dream quickly destabilized.

DJ Entry - ~Summer Dreams~

There is a massive machine at the core of the earth that controls the weather/ natural disasters, when I try to stop the men who made it they just gloat that it is too late. I watch from overhead as widespread earthquakes ripple across the landscape and destroy everything in sight.

Bad week for dreams. In the past eight days I have only had three dreams I could remember, though admittedly those three dreams were rather good.

1) A lucid dream within a non-lucid dream, involving me visiting a past dream, but thinking it was somebody else's dream, flying around and knowing I am dreaming before having a false awakening back to the original dream, where I pop a monster zit.

2) As Harry Potter, I must fight an evil spirit that possessed Dumbledore when he tried to forgive it for it's evilness, before meeting a time traveling person from my childhood (or maybe I was the one time traveling) and fighting a corrupt Minister of Magic.

3) Alvin Maker is banished from England and the Colonies by King George for making a rude (but deserved) comment, and steals the ship he is on, becoming a pirate, before it all turns into a closed theme park ride that we have stolen to enjoy one last time before they tear it out of the park.

Yesterday: (Good recall, at least yesterday! Can't wait to type these)

-Meet an old lady in an apartment who I think I can be friends with, but she's actually an evil witch and a huge battle ensues
-Someone convinces me to hack into some government records, so I do and then the gov knows it was me
-I'm at chemistry class but it is outdoors and in retaliation for a small whack with a towel a girl prepares to give me a nasty rattail with salt on it
-Like Avatar, want to save elephants but I accidently pick a staff that kills them
-Buying Coke for the Six Flags coupons

Today: (Mostly fragments but still cool)

-Picking between a character that uses a gold cord to drag bodies and one that uses a golden lasso to drag bodies
-Need to do something in the yard at night, find that there are tons of 10 ft snakes that try to bite me, and my mom says they're harmless
-In a creepy old house trying to collect 60 toy cars
-Having sex with Dexter

I called my dishwasher an asshole for beeping too loud

I rolled a katamari.