Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

I was a bird, and when I found out that my girlfriend bird was cheating on me with a rich and snobby white dove, I started to chase him as he tried to get away in his overly expensive red sports car.

-I spent the night at the house of this weird old man, i then found possum skeletons in a basket with intestines all over the place in the hallway. I discovered that this was actually a chinese shrine for his cat and he planned to put shrimp on top of the skeletons and make the cat eat the shrimp. How freaking weird.

-I was a vampire in a group and luckily my group consisted of lots of cute women.

-"Valve: 91% happy"

got into a fight on the road, got beaten up and felt the pain in my arms, woke up and i kept feeling the pain as i was going back to sleep.

i was stabbing lots of people i know with a pen with full force in my elementary school library, in their necks, foreheads, eyes, guts, everywhere... it felt like the pen went deep and i'm pretty sure lots of them died.

I filled out an application to become a DV moderator, but was rejected because I didn't have the correct taste in music.

Two girls show me four ominous faces in the clouds, they start to scream in panic and I'm amused and being to laugh.

-I trek for days through the snowy Himalayas until I come to a magical Chinese restaurant where water flows from the floor to the ceiling

-My son accidentally breaks his pet pigeon into four pieces, so I desperately tape the poor thing back together with masking tape... and it flies around, good as new

Sitting on the toilet, looking down at my underwear, where there lies a brick of poop.

Side note: I'm currently a bagboy at a grocery store and the day before this dream, some guy was in one of the checkout aisle had an accident. I didn't know until after the crime was dealt but I proceeded over to the aisle and what I say was so much explosive diarrhea I almost puked, and as a matter of fact, one of my co-workers ran to the bathroom and puked all over the place.

ahh day residue...

I was flying on a broomstick during Hogwarts' flying trials.

I was in a video game investigating a disappearance

Reptilian shape shifters invaded and i fought them with my super saiyan powers but lost...

My patio is in my living room, I'm worried because even though I've cleared all the spiderwebs the spiders that were on them when I started are still alive and in the house somewhere.

Me and DG shares feelings on paper, writing down what we feel about each other.

-Lucid where I learn that the new Arby's slogan is "Sandwiches for Skeptics" and I try to fly to Angel Falls with my son
Sandwiches for Skeptics - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

-Lucid where I jump backward into the void and fall sightless from the top of Angel Falls, dive bomber style
Dive Bomber in Darkness - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

I had a dream that a fly flew into my left ear. When I woke up, my left ear felt strange.

The other night I had a dream where I was a vampire mommy and I had a vampire daughter, and the sunlight didn't hurt us, it just created a forcefield that kept bumping us back into our coffin.

I was surfing at bondi beach and got stung by a jellyfish

I am trying to find a skirt to wear, I only have two but I don't have shoes that will match one of them and the other one has gone missing...I find myself in a shoe and purse shop, everything in there is dull red and dull green. ((Whhhhhhhhy do I have dreams about looking for a skirt? It's true, I only have two of them, but I never wear them. I also kind of hate shopping.))

-Lucid where I'm flying along the coast, turning hills to mountains (as best I can), and trying to make them look like Angel Falls
Carving the Coasts - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

-Tons of people from DreamViews are jammed into a crowded bar where Amurehna announces that this is all a shared dream... and we're supposed to help her decide how to spend $200,000 she just found

-Wife and I trying to sleep in a cramped hotel room with half a dozen friends... and the lights all turn on if anybody moves!

I was selected to be among a few Humans chosen to be taken to another planet by an extraterrestrial race. I wanted to go so badly but I was torn between leaving behind the ones I love and fulfilling my deepest desire, I chose to go. When they came for us a different race of beings showed up and began fighting with them. They gave me this alien pistol to help them bring down the ships that were attacking.

During the fight I remember thinking to myself "am I Dreaming?", but I didn't care at that point because I was in the middle of an intense fight and had many other thoughts and emotions running through my head.

I know that wasn't one sentence, but there are many Dreams I haven't taken up space writing about so forgive me.

i was standing out side my childhood house behind a shed that isnt there in WL, the house caught fire, the house is all wood, the flames spread fast and were beyond stopping, family inside but they escaped.. it was the house i was worried about.

Originally Posted by CanisLucidus

Tons of people from DreamViews are jammed into a crowded bar where Amurehna announces that this is all a shared dream... and we're supposed to help her decide how to spend $200,000 she just found:

Apparently I'm going to buy ugly shoes.
....I wish I could find $200,000 for real haha...though I'd settle for dream sharing with a crowd. That would be awesome!

Was hanging with DG, he went back home, i called him and asked a code name, they said there was no one by that. It wasn't him on the phone, it was a woman, i got mad and hurt. I was at my bedroom, he came in the window and had sex in bed. He persuaded me not to be mad at him, which worked.

-Exploring space and ended up killing a crazy guy
-Someone didn't want to hang out with me because I was a werewolf
-Getting bored/tired playing tag with a kid