Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

I'm on a beach trying to escape a tidal wave in a mini van.

Had a bizarre series of false awakening/lucid dreams where all I wanted to do was get off the couch and go into my room to sleep, but every time I got up I'd realize I wasn't awake and started to whine about it. ((When did my subconscious become such a crybaby? I said this phrase often: "I'm going to bed, okay? Assuming I can find it..."))

Just before time to get up I had a short (awareness, possibly mantra induced) LD where I saw two different dc's for the same person IWL and realized I was dreaming but I was indecisive and didn't get very far before waking up.

Interesting dream with a high-tech hovering jet with corporate branding that was out of control with several near misses with various structures, then a woman and then myself accompanied by a loud humming in and out...vibrations?

I became lucid 30 minutes ago after doing like 20 reality checks because it felt so real that I thought it could not be a dream. When I finally became lucid I woke up

Late morning nap DILD I'm on my parent's deck, there's a beautiful twilight view over the water and the city, instantly realize I'm dreaming, get the lucid rush feeling, say "All RIGHT! Lucid right from the start, and awareness feels high!" I think this is going to be my most awesome, longest LD yet! Then....all I see is black! I try prying open my dream eyes with my dream fingers, I feel my "eyes" open....but all I see is black. I try to launch myself flying out over the water, but nothing. Fade to feeling of body in bed, then awake.

From 2 nights ago:

pizza ocean rock, army toothpaste snail, fragments galore - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

+ cliff diving in cove, large rock in water, when waves wash over it it leaves behind food like fish and boxes of pizza

+ I'm an army recruit, brushing my teeth, toothpaste and something else fall off toothbrush on to the counter and the blob becomes alive and starts crawling around like a snail.

(Weirdness induced wild...haha...iwl I had to go downstairs to turn off the satellite box and surround sound receiver that started playing whatever tv show was on fairly loud for the middle of the night, freaky but was waking life -box had reset- and had trouble going back to sleep)

wild (possible nrem), vibrations pulled me into an all encompassing grid scene, bright white grid lines are all around and in front of me...definitely not HI as I was floating IN the scene and it was very very interesting but became too aware of my sleeping body and found myself back in bed.

I was feeling the extraordinarily hard giant chest and abdominal muscles of Kevin Durand, but my dream eyes wouldn't let me see above the collarbone. Screw you non lucids!

I was at a Chinese restaurant, really strange because of the darkness of the place but comfortable. I wanted to go to the bathroom but couldn't find it.

+ (lucid) in playground near childhood home, nearby the swings there was a low coffee table at my feet that I had to jump over, I become lucid, I see a lonely elderly (female?) cloaked figure standing at the top of the hill by the street, back to the park, it is twilight, I call out "LET THERE BE LIGHT!" with my arms upraised willing the scene to daytime, instead I end up in a lighted void, doh -- call out for a DC to pull me out of the void by the hands back into a dream but I wake up.

+ hiking in the mountains, I see graffiti on the rocks, I see the letters morph, they are colourful, they are not english letters more like glyhphs, there is graffiti at the top of a tall rock up a very difficult climb, I wonder how the graffiti-ere got up there, I imagine having to hang ropes in a special way to get up there to clean it off.

+ guys are playing golf, we're on a hill, you have to hike down to the tee, a guy hits, and I watch the ball land, there are men standing on the green watching the balls and signaling where they land, that ball lands just inside a sand trap

I've been playing too many video games lately.

A cop throw 2 concussion grenades outside of my apartment door.

Ok I was rewarded by my subconscious with a brief moment of lucidity, when Kevin was singing a Christmas carol in a beautiful operatic baritone, and I told him to "come 'ere" so I could kiss him after he regaled the tune.

It was niiiiiiiiice but I woke straight up heh.

I was some being(devil) in a court deciding who could go to hell or why they should choose it instead of heaven.

1. I was talking with someone about Zelda, but now I can barely remember it

2. I entered into a abandoned house, and inside it I realized it was the one I would be living in after two years. Such a strange/cool dream.

wild fail or forgotten something leads to omg dild: sexy strip game turns into incredibly sensual and realistic feeling at times threesome with wife and a very supple skinned blonde woman (not my typical dream woman, but damn!) where I please them both at the same time and they reciprocate! Ahhhhhhl is right with the world! Hehe

Will definitely DJ this one here later...back to sleep..only 7am here

A lucid where I showed my friends my dreamworld of Serifyum after having to find the teleport to it, inconveniently under a wall in an office building, and having fun blowing up said wall.

An investigation to catch a kidnapper, where one door took me everywhere in the building.

Pocahontas and I roamed the forests.

Inception-style. I was yelling to a friend of me because it was late and he was screaming; I wake up and tell this friend the dream I had with him; wake up again and tell a friend of mine I had a Inception-style dream with two false-awakenings (didnt go lucid?!), then I start to eat chinese-food and wake up in this reality finally.

Dream 1)
"A lucid showdown with Smaug, the dragon, prompts an uneasy friendship, which takes a turn for the worse when my human peers decide to hunt him down by launching spears at/into him."

Dream 2; Chained after falling back asleep)
"When I summoned Smaug to discuss things, his arrival scared my mother (who didnt really believe me when I told her I was dealing with a dragon) so much that she screamed and tried to run passed him, startling Smaug and causing him to kick her in the face and knock her out cold; which instantly ruined any chance we had of making amends."

-Another dream about being in a train car that sometimes has an open wall and is sometimes enclosed, next to a disturbing diseased tree with branches that are more like poles...lunging at the ground, I am giving the other passengers instructions, I lead one of them to the tree but by the time we get there someone has sawed off all the branches giving it an odd bristly look. The fact that they have done so brings me great relief. (That's the third time now, it's not exactly the same but there's always a train car and a tree. I wonder what it means =/)

-I have worked in retail with Sam Winchester for 6 years, a woman misinterprets our relationship and makes us both extremely uncomfortable by assuming that we want to date each other. (O.o)

-A work dream where I am helping an elderly couple, the man is pretending to have dementia so that he can do creepy things and invade my personal space.

Share your dream from last night in one sentence

I'll do better than that...

Two words...

Transcendental Masturbation!

LOL!

Made myself laugh out loud!

The large black and white snake hanging mere inches from a friend's face threatened to ruin my sleepover, but she assured me that "it's okay, it's just the Devil".