Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

[DILD] I became lucid and tried to meditate in the grass next to a pond in between these big buildings, but I was really stimulated and the second I tried to stop moving the water started waving intensely and the dream started coming unglued.

DJ Entry - Too Much Energy

Lucid dream where a crowd of DCs gather to watch me perform dream control tricks, then tell me I'm actually a demigod (which I believe, costing me my lucidity)

Pretty bad-ass, it was a dream in the ruins of an 18-19 century's city destroyed by something that seems like a huge flood, and me and some girl had to hang on walls and move around and dodge all the streets that gigantic water waves would wash off, there were some bad guys in there and stuff I don't remember.

-Got drafted into an army that was going to kill dwarves, which I though was a stupid reason to start a war, but I did it anyway
-In the grocery store with my team from #1, trying to figure how best to melt blood into some kind of magical substance without ruining the container or catching ourselves on fire
-Something about a really pretty girl and me debating if she'd look better blonde or brunette

-Became lucid during an old-school first-person shooter then spent the lucid portion of the dream practicing acrobatics
-Found a raccoon in my garage, wanted it for my own, but was devastated to see it already had a collar and belonged to someone else.

-Trying to work on my laptop while jammed in a tiny Volvo with my coworkers while they perform Gregorian chanting
-My son catches a purple butterfly made out of tissue paper, accidentally tears it, and I have to give him "the talk" about life and death

I don't see how you think your dreams are boring in the slightest, Canis.

-About to jump off a skyscraper for some reason, I think it was for fun or for some mission
-All about YouTube videos about screwing with cops, I get drunk and puke on ones dash
-Post-apocalypse where a bunch of nations in my area are fighting each other, we get attacked and caught

Three pretty fun dreams from last night:

1) I am Harry Potter, come back to a world where Voldemort took over years ago, and with Hermione, we give birth to a couple of familiars, then escape from Disneyland and go into hiding, until after a shower with her, Remus betrays us.

2) A continuation of the above dream, though it has nothing to do with it. I am watching a killer whale show in a Roller Coaster Tycoon theme park, when I want to start writing down this dream and the above one, but instead decide to go off into the water park.

3) I am Harry Potter, fighting Voldemort in a new Runescape quest, when I find the amazing gauntlets of the undead, which calls past Disney Princesses and villains to fight by my side, as we look for sung clues to finishing the quest, before I find myself teamed up with NCIS agents and my mother, as we wait for the next quest in the series to be released.

I threw a dildo at a DJ for pretending to be asleep when he should've been playing music.

This is actually from a few minutes ago. I was dozing off to sleep, thinking about a couple of the songs from Smash when these lyrics ran through my head:
"...there's a sweet little space in the middle of town, where the juke is always jumpin' and there's always a round, it's a jiving place! If you look at me again, I'll punch you right in the face."

It really amused me so I logged in to post it.

Panic , just 4 hours sleep waking up every half hour boom shoot who knows what that was.

Originally Posted by NewArtemis

I don't see how you think your dreams are boring in the slightest, Canis.

Thanks, Art! They've gotten way, way better in the last few months. I think your DJ has rubbed off on me!

From last night:

-Lucid dream where I'm assisted by a well-meaning but completely inexperienced "Dream Guide":
The "Dream Guide" - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

-My computer science course of 300 students contains 297 Germans, and a South Korean girl and I lament how Germans have a near-monopoly on software engineering talent

Originally Posted by realdealmagic

I threw a dildo at a DJ for pretending to be asleep when he should've been playing music.

Roflmao

I dreamt I was in a secret (irc) channel and there were a looot of people that shouldn't have been there and I accidentally spilled too many beans ?__?

My most recent dream was rather scary; My father and brothers and I were on the run from, and also hunting a madman.

I somehow got stuck into having lunch with Obama when I find out he has already been elected for a third term two weeks after the last election, which isn't possible. Would have become lucid but I woke up.

The other night I had this dream where everything was faint... I was walking around somewhere in the dark with some light delirious thoughts running through my head, and I reached out to open this door in front of me and was blasted with a blindingly bright light that shook me with energy and I woke up. My friend was pointing a flashlight at my face because I fell asleep on the couch. >_>

I also had a DILD last night but I can't remember anything about it.

Frasier and Niles (from the show Frasier, obviously) somehow end up in a police chase in downtown Seattle, and come to the conclusion that the only way they are going to be able to evade the police is if they take their pants off; they end up waltzing into the police station courtyard anyway after many entertaining moments and evasion sequences (mixed in with the typical Frasier style humor), and end up arrested for who knows what the original charges were, anyway.

-Speaking with a magic mirror that features browser tabs, including one that predicts the future via political cartoon
-On a mystical quest to steal genuine pimp paraphernalia from genuine pimps in New York City but I keep getting threatened and chased off
-Performing a hopeless attack in Clash of Clans on a base with 5 mortars

All fragments, but interesting and some long

-For some godforsaken reason I put tiny bugs in my eyes, they are mostly mutualistic for me except for burning pain every so often, but parasitic for everyone else, and they spread fast
-I'm antagonizing the characters of the Vampire Diaries
-Trying to plan out a business for after I get out of college, but I have to go through a psych evaluation to make sure I'm competent
-In some dystopian crappy rebel city trying to build a bridge with a tiny chain, when I have to pee and have a hell of a time finding a place to

[Non-Lucid] I got mad at someone and acted accordingly.

I don't want to give it away in case you actually care to read the DJ lol.

DJ Entry - Say that one more time, I dare you....

-On a camping trip smoking with Mila Kunis.

-At a Lucid Dreaming lecture, OpheliaBlue is speaking. I'm sitting next to Canis and NewArt. Canis leans over and asks if I've seen Xanous, to which I reply that I havn't been paying attention because I'm trying to have a Lucid Dream.

I had a dream I opened an extremely successful coffee shop inside of a school??? haha

Originally Posted by CanisLucidus

-Became lucid during an old-school first-person shooter then spent the lucid portion of the dream practicing acrobatics
-Found a raccoon in my garage, wanted it for my own, but was devastated to see it already had a collar and belonged to someone else.

I don't know why, but this made me laugh so hard! haha

Me in some other guys place, cleaning his house, dream guy appeared and watched me, flirted, talking about me cleaning. The guy was his friend.
Very short dream so i decided to put it here. But the dream felt longer idk why.