Thread: Share your dream from last night in one sentence

Oops, married my girlfriend's best friend.

There was a demon possessed toaster-oven that scared the crap out of me, didn't know how to get rid of it. Later after i'd lost site of it people at a house party had "accidentally" pored a mountain of dirt on it. Problem solved. Gotta love helpful dream people

I crashed a wedding.

I was taken hostage by a group of people that wanted me to transport something and got into a fight with the main dude and ended up stabbing him in the head with my switchblade, It was a blind swing because he had my head in a chokehold.

Did I have an action zombie dream that I was running around killing stuff with Daryl Dixon? You bet I did!

Originally Posted by Elio

There was a demon possessed toaster-oven that scared the crap out of me, didn't know how to get rid of it. Later after i'd lost site of it people at a house party had "accidentally" pored a mountain of dirt on it. Problem solved. Gotta love helpful dream people

Foamy the Squirrel Amityville Toaster, anyone? Hehe

Originally Posted by Amurehna

Foamy the Squirrel Amityville Toaster, anyone? Hehe

Nice I was thinking the Brave Little Toaster's evil twin.

-Clearing out a krogan battleship, until lawn mower man woke me up. He knows when I need sleep the most o.0

1) I was in a group of people who were tracked down by an evil, military-style faction who killed my male companion and kidnapped my female one.

2) Dream Chain where I opted to go back into the same scenario to try and rescue the female, becoming lucid while inside their facility and taking down the entire faction single-handedly while walking through a hale of their gunfire.

Also, from Yesterday:

1) My first WILD in years!

Was leading a group of child Ninjas during a LARP.

DJ entry here.

Originally Posted by Mystycal

Oops, married my girlfriend's best friend.

HAHA, I hope she didn't find out.

Five dreams from the last four nights, including a lucid:

1) At a balloon convention where some of the performers are complaining of being ADD and I suddenly know somebody has escaped from the prison of Hathor, and is just about to be joining us for an adventure.

2) Moving an office to a new location with Chloe from Smallville, and ask her and another woman to join me in a bath, then step out of a shower at my childhood home and worry about my mom causing trouble.

3) Working security when I suddenly find my car crashing everywhere, then plow through a wall into a sort of maze where weird things are happening, before making love to a couple of very lovely ladies and fighting off a ninja.

4) Find myself in my childhood home, but today, and find myself contemplating exploring the Buena Park Mall, before I decide to go to Peter Marshall Elementary instead, only to find they renamed it when it was privatized.

5) Realize I am dreaming when dead people are walking around and try to have sex with someone who refuses, so I stalk off to drive away only to find some punks have crushed my car. Since I am dreaming, I just start to shake it out and make it repair itself. Neat.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut Zero

2) Dream Chain where I opted to go back into the same scenario to try and rescue the female, becoming lucid while inside their facility and taking down the entire faction single-handedly while walking through a hale of their gunfire.

Wow, you take your Matrix dreams seriously, don't you!

Originally Posted by Batch

Wow, you take your Matrix dreams seriously, don't you!

Haha! Those are the best kind!

http://www.dreamviews.com/blogs/hath...uilding-46911/

I got asked out to prom. In my dreams. Literally.

- Some girl on a stage turned into Amy Rose after going through a mirror twice then an adversary showed up and the girl turned into Rainbow Dash and flew between the adversary's legs to get away

- I controlled some guys in a hotel/etc building that had an elevator and one decided to be crushed by an elevator (I don't know why) before coming alive again like 50 years later to find a man cooking on a stove which was covered with ants on the right side

Living with "English" kids who had to live the Amish lifestyle before they could marry their Amish sweethearts.

My teeth fell out till lucidity was attained.

-Real life exercising hack that I exploit
-Monks test resolve by standing in a pool of crap all day, and I get potentially dangerous pets
-Going to my brother's house but my mom refuses to confirm the house number until I talk to her

-My friends and I know the date and time of the apocalypse, and we meet at a sunny cafe to watch together as the world ends
-James Cameron tells me about his "I know the time of the apocalypse" dream, and I think we had a shared dream
-I'm a dragon flying high over the Earth and at some point I see the Alamo below me
-We're a few months into the Technological Singularity, and we humans are at a conference discussing our fears as power inevitably transfers from man to machine
-I'm a middle class family man in South Korea, worrying about a destitute single mother and her child that I saw on the way to the office
-I'm at a black tie event with Wife and when I somehow lose my pants, I pretend my boxers are fancy shorts, not just my undies

I had post-apocalyptic sex 4-5 times.

Post-Apocalyptic Sex with Eva [DEILD] - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

- I was going with someone to leave a place and I started singing "City Escape" (Sonic Adventure 2 "City Escape" Music request - YouTube) prior to meeting a friend or two and going to a cemetery just off the side of the path to see a grave of someone who's first name was shared as a nickname of a friend

- I found I could remove my teeth by sliding them out forwards and I tried doing this a little bit while facing a bedroom window

I'm driving to a some French food place that looks suspiciously like a Chinese food place, when I get out of the car I realize that I did all that driving without my contact lenses in....and I'm keeping my contact lenses in the water in my shoe.
.....wtf?

-Something about Mass Effect
-modified dream I had as a kid, but mixed with orcs must die and a maze with a moon and a sun, and skipping school to eat donuts

I am controlling a mechanized suit of armor equipped with guns and grenades, I'm battling other men in suits.