Humor: 21 New Induction Techniques

[Sivason]

So, just to not confuse anybody, there are few actual techniques. I use D.I.L.D, W.I.L.D and also will accept D.E.I.L.D. as being its own entity despite it just being a W.I.L.D. variation. All the other things, from the commonly accepted M.I.L.D. to novelity made up names like V.I.L.D. are just someones variation on one of the two actual catagories. So I thought just for laughs we could poke fun at the idea of 'new techniques' with new acronyms. Please join in and see if we can hit 21 New Techniques! (or more) 1) S.M.I.L.E.D. =Sexy Movie Induced Lucid Erotic Dream/ Everytime you see boobs do a reality check. 2) P.I.L.D.= Prayer Induced lucid Dream/ Your new mantra is "Please, please, please!" 3) S.T.Y.L.D.= Sit Tall You Lucid Dreamer technique/ Refuse to lay down until you have a lucid dream. All sleeping must be done in a chair. 4) T.R.I.A.L= Total Recall Initiated Awesome Lucid/ Lay in bed and try too picture scenes from the movie.

[TiredPhil]

5.- W.H.A.T = "Wife has arranged trip" technique. Any planned trip to coast for the day with wife driving. Gets me in a nightmare state with uncontrollable lucidity. 6.- S.A.D = " Sad all day" technique. When I have miserable days, my dreams seem to compensate, and allow me a few lucid moments. 7.- T.I.R.E.D " The irritating repetitive eating dream " technique If I can not get into a lucid state, I start to use all my senses for dream initiation. Just using visualisations can often send me to sleep, so I imagine eating, or tasting a favourite food Irritating sometimes, as I have to get out of bed, and raid the refridgerator. This technique is not good, if you are on a diet, but can work when all else seems to fail. 8.- P.A.G.A.N " Play a game after nine "technique Start playing a computer game after 9pm, then go to bed at 1am No relaxing before bed. Just turn the computer off after playing four straight hours, then jump into bed. No further technique needed, as you will continue with the game in your dreams. 9. - C.A.R.T " Climb a rope technique " Used by many to reach lucid o'o'b' states 10. M.I.T.T.H.A.D " Mushroom induced trip to higher alternate dimensions " This one speaks for itself.

[TiredPhil]

11.- F.A.R.T " Feel a repetative tremor " technique Eat lots of baked beans, and boiled cabbage, then have a block of cheese before bed. If you can get to sleep before your stomach starts growling at you, then dreams will flow.

[Lucidit]

I dont believe this hahaaahahahahh

[Sivason]

12) C.O.L.D = Cartoon Overload Lucid Dream./ Watch old Bugs Bunny shows until you can not stay awake. 13) M.O.L.D. = Movie Overload Lucid Dream./ watch Labrynth with david Bowie until you pass out.

[TiredPhil]

14. A.I.M T.A.L.L = "Am I More Than A Lucid Learner " - Technique used for the advanced dreamers amongst us, who want to know more about existence, and the big T.O.E

[RavenOfShadow]

F.A.U.L.T - Forever Alone Ultimate Lucid Technique - You're so lonely and deprived of a lovers warmth that your brain takes pity and initiates a sexy lucid dream. S.N.O.R.E - Super Non-Lucid Oral REM Experience - Sometimes this leads to DILDs, but more often than not it just makes your wife punch you and tell you to turn on your side.

[Sivason]

F.A.U.L.T - Forever Alone Ultimate Lucid Technique - You're so lonely and deprived of a lovers warmth that your brain takes pity and initiates a sexy lucid dream. S.N.O.R.E - Super Non-Lucid Oral REM Experience - Sometimes this leads to DILDs, but more often than not it just makes your wife punch you and tell you to turn on your side. Awesome. That was 15 and 16. S.N.O.R.E. very nice, now I have an excuse. It will still get me punched, but at least I have a defense.

[TiredPhil]

17. S.P.A.T.E technique - " Shadow people attracted to evil " I recently had an encounter with a shadow figure, after going to bed in a very,very bad mood. Post No 79 in "The Hallucinations Thread"

[Box77]

18. W.A.D.A.F.F.A.K. technique - "Work All Day Awareness For Fired Anxiety Kick" - Get a stressing job until you start dreaming about it, then do a reality check every time you are at work. It will eventually get into your dreams and you'll have the opportunity to kick your boss ass without being fired.

[JoannaB]

19. A. B. C.: There are two variations of this technique "Avoid Boring Chores" or "Accomplish Boring Chores." Roman Catholics or former Roman Catholics like me need to do the Avoid Boring Chores variety, and then the guilt will trigger dreams of doing the boring chores to compensate. Everyone else may choose to either avoid or accomplish boring chores during waking in the hope of either through guilt or through integration of day memory into dreams, getting dreams about boring chores. Regularly reality check any time you do boring chores.