F.A.U.L.T - Forever Alone Ultimate Lucid Technique - You're so lonely and deprived of a lovers warmth that your brain takes pity and initiates a sexy lucid dream.

S.N.O.R.E - Super Non-Lucid Oral REM Experience - Sometimes this leads to DILDs, but more often than not it just makes your wife punch you and tell you to turn on your side.