The News of the Dreamworld [NEWSPAPER]

[Loaf]

We deny we have ever phone hacked your dream mobiles using telekinesis. Read the current issue. So what is it? The News of the Dreamworld is a pseudo newspaper with fictional stories entirely based on the real dreams of everyday people just like you! Inspired by logs from online dream journals, this novelty e-paper depicts the dreamworld as a physical place that everyone shares. Currently it is exclusively based upon Dreamviews dream journals. How it works! First we check all the new dream journal updates of the day. Then we take dreams we like and write journalistic reports on them, using the details you write about. We then add an extra layer of fictional information to bulk out the content and present it as a real event that occurred in the 'dreamworld' which is written about like a real place which we all co-exist in. The benefits of reading... We Promote your Dream Journal Your dreams are amazing. And we want to salute you for spending each day painstakingly writing them down. So each time we turn your dreams into fictional news stories, we post a link to your dream journal and the entry we were inspired by at the very bottom of the page. If readers like what they see, they can subscribe to your daily logs. Whats more, we even highlight two great dream journals each issue! Its Surreal We aren't just reading your dreams. We are making you feel like we were in them. Open up our newspaper and read about the events you just saw in your dreams. Hear the accounts of "people" that witnessed it alongside you. Read about what happened after you woke up. We make dream events feel like real events. The world you witnessed was not just in your head. Its as if you just saw real history take place. We Motivate You Dream journals get less attention then they deserve. We honor your work. And we hope that our paper will motivate you to keep posting, because chances are, we will find one of your dreams and turn it into a story that will not only entertain you, but will entertain many future readers. Its Just Fun Its a fun, novelty piece of material to keep you entertained. Try the word search at the back if you are bored. And marvel at some of the strange and scary things people dream up! Submissions We welcome DJ requests and entries. If you think we missed a cool dream journal entry of yours, feel free to send me a PM. If you get no response, allow for at least one week before a new request. Note: we do not accept pre-written articles. Read This Issue! No download required (but optionally available)! Read our latest issue online at our website. Just click the front cover of this issue! www.newsofthedreamworld.com

[Oneironaut Zero]

This is amazing, Loaf. Lol. I absolutely love this idea. Not sure how much I would be able to put into it, but I'd like to help the project along in the future, if possible. Creative thinking, as usual, man. Kuddos. I do love how reading these stories actually makes me want to read the dream entries for context.

[Naiya]

This sounds really fun. I'll have to look through my DJ and see if I can find anything that might be newsworthy.

[Kitties]

Hahaha omg my trains! This is such a cool idea and the articles are great, I'd love to see more.

[Emiko]

This is SO COOL!! It makes me want to write more journal entries! I'll be sending you a PM if I find something 'newsworthy' in my existing entries.

[dreamerJon23]

Really wonderful idea Loaf, this looks fun to read!

[Mzzkc]

You always produce the coolest things. The 'flying help' ad + testimonial was hilarious, btw. This definitely makes me want to start taking better care of my DJ, as I've been neglecting it pretty hard lately. =P

[Loaf]

I've been neglecting it pretty hard lately. =P Could have fooled me. Thanks for the comments everyone. Just to add, this will probably be bi-weekly (no more than two issues a month).

[Dark_Merlin]

Absolutely brilliant! I had a good laugh reading this - I look forward to more

[ShadowOfSelf]

Lol! Amazing idea! Makes me want to post old entries just to get featured! Keep it up!

[superchaz]

Absolutely brilliant/ I loved the section on my drema about the humanoids. Keep it up Loaf!

[Anukramet]

this is awesome! keep up the good work

[MissLucy]

Awesome! I'll be reading future issues too!

[TheForgotten]

Hahahahaha, I love the paper! Hilarious summary of all the great stuff that goes on. I laughed when I saw the 'Lady Gaga spotted on a beach' bit. Very nice.

[JesterKK]

great idea

[DAD]

Kewl!

[Oreo]

This is going to be some fun reading.

[DAD]

I'm gonna try that train game in a lucid if I ever happen to be near one during a lucid or can summon one and some tracks.

[Loaf]

Just an update: the web address was a little broken, if you typed the address without the "www." prefix it would take you to a domain parking page. It should automatically fix itself within the hour now I've made some settings changes. Apologies.

[MatrixMaster92]

Haha I got some good laughs out of that, great idea Loaf!

[JessieTea]

I love this idea! I have found, Loaf, that we have very similar ideas when it comes to what to do with our dreams during our waking life. I loved your "dreamworld scientist" idea from a while back... I don't know, I guess we think similarly. Anyways, this is inspiration for me to post my dreams! I keep track of them, but lately I haven't been doing it electronically. Now I want to show them off.

[Din]

This is too great. Makes me want somebody to have a bizarre dream just to see what the article will say.

[dreamerJon23]

The mysterious beast, which was seen being attacked by a “floating man with a katana” we have reason to believe this was an illusion, and it was in fact the lifeless body of a victim being tossed in the air,” lmao

[superchaz]

Loaf likes everything

[Mirse]

This idea is Grand! *Applause*