No, I don't work. I am just 16 years old. 
July 3rd
Dreams
Dream 1: I had a argument with dad, so I walked outside to be left alone. After a while I looked back and saw him right behind me. He looked really pissed. He slapped me in the face. I yelled:"Dad, I am so gonna sue you for that one!" Suddenly he looked kind of scared and said:" No, no, please I'll do anything! You can even get my pokemon cards. Just go inside and get them, I meet you here!"
I walked home, when suddenly i thought to myself:"Wait a second! Why would my dad own pokemon cards, and why would I want them in the first place?"
I plugged my nose, and could breath throught. I thought:"Wow this is a dream! Better not do the same mistake I usually do!" I rubbed my hands, because I saw my dream falling apart. When I had rubbed for just a second, my dream go stabilized.
I jumped up in the sky, and flew like superman away from my neighbourhood. After a few minutes of flight, I saw a huge medieval castle.
I decided to check it out, so I decended towards the castle. There I saw a super hot chick. Let's just say that, I tried to do what every teenage boy would do. The problem was tho that everyone was looking. I tried to tell them to fuck of but they just stood there.
I thought to myself:"Screw it, I try to task of the month instead." I jumped up and flew towards a mansion. I broke in throught one of the windows, and walked towards a mirror. When I was a few feet away from it, I suddenly thought:"Darn it, It's not June, it July! I haven't seen the task of the month yet! Maybe I can find out someway. Maybe I can go to a computer and log on to dreamviews and check. And then when I post the dream everyone will think that I am so smart, that I checked the task on a computer in the dream!"
I walked towards the computer and searched for dreamviews. I clicked the link on google, and waited for dreamviews to load. After a while the computer just crashed, and said:"Error, no dreamviews for you my friend!"
I got so pissed and yelled:"Who is the administrator of this computer?!" A man walked towards me and said:"I am!"
I grabbed his hand and bit one of his fingers of. "This is what you get for having a crapy computer!" I said. He screamed, for ages. I suddenly felt bad for him and said:"Sorry, I fix your finger. Just show me you hand." He showed me his hand, and I placed his finger were it used to be. Then I casted a magic spell to make it heal.
I woke up
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