Welcome to DV!

In here we call them newbies If you've been practicing something for a long time and still suck at it, you're a noob. Anyways your hobbies are great when it comes to motivation for lucid dreaming. I've used alot of manga and anime inspiration in my LD's, I haven't been able to do a seal like in naruto yet though... Pick a technique and start working on your recall. You'll have more LD's if you're persistent and try hard. It might take some time before you see consistent results but they'll come, trust me.

If you're wondering about anything dreaming related, go ahead and ask as many questions as you'd like.