Thread: A rant about all things female.a

Guys cheat when they don't get sex.
Girls cheat when they don't get emotional something-or-other.

One may experience the vice versa, where a guy puts out 4 times in 2 years, and one cheats, but with did the decency to break up with him BEFORE falling in love with a new dude.

Rant about women: women friendships feel so fake. And gossipy. Wouldn't one rather fist fight?

/fourth person

Heard Stephen Fry say somewhere - women do as if they were a minority, but they make up 51% of the population.

It's funny, and then it's not - it's absolutely horrifying, if you look at the history of women's rights.
I'm not about to write an essay - but it's all not so long ago and still ongoing - it's completely useless to try and neutrally determine differences in behaviour, when it's been so heavily pre-programmed culturally.

The stories of Chinese girl's feet everybody has heard, bones getting all broken and the front clapped backwards and bandaged, so they develop into a sort of hoof - if they didn't foul away, like they often did.
Well - even running away was out of the question then.

But another thing I heard about ancient Chinese women is not so much known - of course they were not allowed to read and write and learn it - but somehow a secret culture came up, and women developed their very own written code - must have been a network of high-society ladies, writing each other anyway. Has been found lately - all on already used paper, they could get their hands on.

Another thing - the invention of the postbox in the 19th century did amazing things for women's liberation - beforehand they had to get their letters stamped by father or husband to be able to send them.


I just came up with a theory on the supposed heightened awareness of the world around us - including dishes - women are said to have.
And mine is definitively much higher than my main male companions'.

Might just be an excuse, or something to do with education, this lack in mindfulness many notice - but - could also have to do with women doing the gathering in hunter-gatherer societies. Checking for berries and nuts and stuff constantly at the side.
While men were on about keeping concentrated on the one deer of desire or so..
Gathering by the way was found to have supplied much more than 50 % of the calories - and there is a theory, that this is the reason, why only humans (and killer whales - other story) have women survive the menopause.

So there - a load of pretty much useless knowledge for ya!

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

Well now let's don't get carried away there.. I don't care if it's -40 out, I wanna see some thighs and cleavage!

Pretty girls with visible legs and cleavage is one of the best things in the world.

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

Guys cheat when they don't get sex.
Girls cheat when they don't get emotional something-or-other.

I believe this something-or-other that most girls are looking for is a guy who feels strong and independent, but also has a caring side and is civilized.
I have never believed in the "bad boy" myth - sure, there is a grain of truth in it on some points, but anything that's attractive about bad boys is even more attractive in kind guys who possess those attractive traits.
Most girls don't want guys who act needy and concerned about everything (a.k.a. "nice guys"), they want guys who are goal-driven and are happy with themselves, and can flirt casually without worrying so much about the outcomes or "expecting" a lot of things, and who aren't necessarily always five feet away from them day in and day out, but actually have their own lives to care about as well.

I have a MONSTER of a complaint about women, btw. Not all women, of course, but the type that says: "I have 4 kids at home. 3 actual kids and then my husband." WTF? How respectless is that!? Imagine if men talked about their wives like that. Not to mention that if you see your husband like that, you are bound to treat him that way, and then how is he supposed to act? Really, sister, divorce him if you must, but don't castrate him.

Look, all I'm saying is if female genitalia mutilation was used to keep them more loyal, should we really be so quick to discount the practice as savage without really studying the efficacy for ourselves? To each their own. /rant

Sorry, didn't realize that this was the transparent trolling thread. My bad.

Lol. We're just not mature enough to handle a thread like this around these parts.

Speak for yourself, I'm like way mature. My genitals are mutilated and everything.

Originally Posted by Original Poster

Honestly I don't want to get on a woman hating bandwagon here, [proceeds to form woman hating bandwagon]

OP's troll posts are among the best of the best.

*heart emoticon that you can't do on DV coz our emoticons are retarded*

Just cause I sleep under bridges doesn't mean I'm a troll.

Originally Posted by tommo

*heart emoticon that you can't do on DV coz our emoticons are retarded*

Totally works for a friend of mine's 3-year-old. She's kind of a push-over when it comes to supplying her boobs.

You are NOT allowed to go in my room EVER!!

...But I have every right to invade your personal space.


[Smirks and Shrugs] Sorry, couldn't resist.

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

Rant about women: women friendships feel so fake. And gossipy. Wouldn't one rather fist fight?

Men gossip just as much as well. You're a fucking sexist! All females are sexist!

I actually have a friend, and we have hit each other on the face. Bare knuckled. He's now one of my closest friends. I really trust the guy. Funny how that works. You don't know someone till you fight them.

Nice text StephL, I've seen you post more of those psuedo-intellectual pieces. But I'm going to be honest here, in this thread. You have tits and ass, and that's all I care about it. And that goes for every woman. I don't want to hear all your bullshit, I just want to put my penis in your vagina.

/me renames thread "A rant about individual humans"

Haha jk, although that would be a more accurate title.

Women are naturally beautiful. No need to cake yourself with make-up, get bigger boobs, or try to get an ass like J-Lo just to please the masses. Its like sacrificing natural beauty for an artificial one.


One thing i do find annoying is how some women talk about how ugly they look in hopes that others will say how pretty they are. I see it plenty of times on the forums and people give into it.

Another rant: I just wish women in real life would just STOP hitting on me. I catch some of them staring at me almost every time I go outdoors. I've even received a creepy, irrelevant private message on this forum from one before. I've gotten good at carrying mineself in a way that mine body language alone says, "Back off," but much like a condom, the psychological barrier doesn't work all the time. I'm seriously thinking about buying a fake wedding ring to ward them off, since frankly, I'm running out of clever, snarky rejection lines.

Originally Posted by tropicalbreeze

Women are naturally beautiful.

[Shrugs] Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Originally Posted by tropicalbreeze

One thing i do find annoying is how some women talk about how ugly they look in hopes that others will say how pretty they are. I see it plenty of times on the forums and people give into it.

Ha ha ha ha, this just reminded me of something.

One time in college, this self-important popular girl sitting next to me asked me in a silent, pseudo-sad voice, "Hey...do you think I'm ugly?" Without even stopping mine work or looking at her, I replied aloud with a shrug of mine shoulders, "Not on the outside." She started crying for real. I just gathered mine things, stood up, glared down at her, and sat somewhere else (go find some other poor sap to be your pet). She wasn't so self-important after that.

The last time i made a girl cry was at a school dance.....I felt kinda bad.

Originally Posted by Aristaeus

Another rant: I just wish women in real life would just STOP hitting on me. I catch some of them staring at me almost every time I go outdoors. I've even received a creepy, irrelevant private message on this forum from one before. I've gotten good at carrying mineself in a way that mine body language alone says, "Back off," but much like a condom, the psychological barrier doesn't work all the time. I'm seriously thinking about buying a fake wedding ring to ward them off, since frankly, I'm running out of clever, snarky rejection lines.

I don't mine receiving compliments, stares, or flirtatious comments from women. If anything i enjoy them. Luckily all i have to do is be myself and people in general will leave me alone afterwards. My friends list on here will show you how popular i am.

Originally Posted by tropicalbreeze

The last time i made a girl cry was at a school dance.....I felt kinda bad.

[Shrugs] I wouldn't. Quite frankly, if they're good, it can be hard to tell whether or not they're faking it.

Originally Posted by tropicalbreeze

I don't mine receiving compliments, stares, or flirtatious comments from women. If anything i enjoy them. Luckily all i have to do is be myself and people in general will leave me alone afterwards. My friends list on here will show you how popular i am.

[Shrugs] In mine opinion, flattery and compliments are nothing but greedy tactics designed to gain a person's favour so said person can satisfy one's own selfish ends. Thus, I meet them with indifference. One time, this annoying young girl holding a pen and a clip board (obviously selling or advertising something) approached me in a shop and said, "You look cool!" Flattery will get you nowhere with me, was the first answer that came to mind. But since I was in there with mine mother, I simply blew her off. If I was in there by mineself, I would have smashed her heart into a million pieces. I do not take kindly to sales people. They want your money--that's it. Or whomever's controlling them wants your money. (It's like, all I want is to get what I came for and get the hell out of here, and you're going to slither up from behind me, all charm and smiles, so you can sell me your useless wares. Hope she slips on a wet floor.)

Another time in a library, this tall, blonde-haired girl approached me and said, "Hey, (Mine-Name). Long time no see. How have you been? You look great today." After a brief pause, I just said, "Who the hell are you?"

Reputation means nothing to one such as I. If anything, I'm grateful to have so few contacts--online and offline. And in all mine time being in this community, I don't think I have ever viewed a single user's profile page--with the exception of two novel critiquing partners, for the sole purpose of sending a private message. [Shrugs] I'm just not very curious about others, beyond professionalism. That, and I'm just not the kind of person whom goes around stalking other users's profiles, posts, and whatnot.

Not everyone who compliments me does so with greedy intentions. A lot of times there is nothing to gain from complimenting me especially if it comes from some random stranger that i'll never see again. Its not that difficult for me to distinguish the difference between a genuine compliment and one with selfish intentions.

Haha you're a curious fellow Arista. Interdependancy is not such a bad thing in my opinion. With the few people I know, I bond well and take the relationship seriously. The rest? I don't care, and I have no trouble saying no. As for women, I just want to fuck them. Some women really like to sling men along as a pet. Then again it takes two for that to happen...