Thread: If you were sentenced to death..

Method of execution: being taken far into the woods and slowly strangled to death by a frail old woman
Last meal: steak
Last words: DIE WOMAN!

Idiots.

Method: Pushed off cliff
Last meal: Bread.
Last words: "I REGRET NOTHING! Oh, except dieng." Or "THIS IS MADDNESS!!" before being pushed off.

-Get some kind of superstrong morphine ( im not good at such drugs ) and die while i sleep.
-Taco.
-What a wonderful world.

I don't particularly like this thought experiment, but my last words would be: "You guys take this game waaaaay too seriously".

Well, first I'd have to ask them just what the hell I did. As for your parameters, I guess...

Method - something appropriately painless that still allows for organ and tissue donation and stuff.
Meal - homemade pasta with butter and olive oil and fresh basil and garlic, chocolate souffle with creme anglaise, and some really good coffee.
Words - "You don't have to do this."

Strangulation by none other than the president himself.
A 5 pound Hershey's bar, all melted down and sucked through a straw.
"I have balls of steel"

- being stabbed
- don't care about eating
- I'm sorry

- being sent on a long journey to the core of the galaxy, with proviant to survive quite a while but without means of rescue
- Pizza, the best Pizza I ever had
- "See you on the other side of the jumpgate"

Method - High altitude jump from an airplane with no parachute into an ocean.
Last Meal - Bottle of Absinthe (I quit drinking four months ago, but I still want to see that green fairy)
Last Words - Hooker with a penis.

1) Jump out of a plane from a high altitude without a parachute. Exhilaration and instant death upon impact.
2) Last meal: probably some of my mom's lasagna or chicken dinner, remind me of my childhood
3) Last words: I regret nothing, except for doing whatever I did to be put on death row.

If I was sentenced to death I wouldn't care at all about eating. I doubt I'd even be able to eat. Food would be so trivial, the fact that they offer a last meal seems.. what's the word. Like they're making light of the whole death situation.

Yeah seems like it'd be a major kick in the face to offer someone their favorite food when they're so nervous they couldn't stomach it.

If I had my preferred execution style it'd be a good ole fashioned beheading after several rounds of torture. Then they can stick my head on a pike as a warning to their enemies.

They'll probably just make it look like a suicide though.

Execution Method: Put to sleep then painless drug overdose (Perhaps some kind of psychedelic)
Last Meal: Salmon Ravioli and a big ol' tankard of L&P
Last Words: Don't wait for the destination, just enjoy the ride.

Originally Posted by TraceFleeman

Method: Pushed off cliff
Last meal: Bread.
Last words: "I REGRET NOTHING! Oh, except dieng." Or "THIS IS MADDNESS!!" before being pushed off.

-Trampled by rhinos.
-Hummus sandwiches.
- "Aww, rhinos ^_^".

Method- Free falling from as high as possible without going unconscious before impact.
Last Meal- Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes, gravy, and french fries. Coke and Vodka to drink. Mmmmm.
Last words- AHHFEFHQWEHRNDIERNDSKLDHNERL

Listening to all the people jumping out of planes and stuff to die, gets me thinking. It is actually possible to survive a fall from that height. So if you pick the right area to land, you could use your death as a way to escape.

And likely end up with a lot of broken bones.

No cause you could roll when you fell and exert the inertia from your body. I do it all the time when the cartel catches me skimming.

Yea you might have a lot of broken bones but you would still be alive.

-Method of execution
Gravity... Toss me from a super high place. Edit: Well, the gravity wouldn't be the method of execution. The sudden stop would.
-Last meal
Cup of coffee
-Last words
Indiscernable grunts and rambling

Originally Posted by mindwanderer

-Method of execution
Gravity... Toss me from a super high place. Edit: Well, the gravity wouldn't be the method of execution. The sudden stop would.
-Last words
Indiscernable grunts and rambling

Originally Posted by LikesToTrip

Method- Free falling from as high as possible without going unconscious before impact.
Last words- AHHFEFHQWEHRNDIERNDSKLDHNERL

hmmmm

*_ I would want to burn to death.
*_ Nothing. I'd rather take dinner time to meditate one last time.
*_ I'd probably say "Stay foolish, antipatriots. Live fast, die young."

-injected with something that kills at the time of rem sleep.
-If possible, I'd like to be under the influence of dmt.
If not then Big Mac, fries, soda. And nuggets lmao.
-"I am infinite conciousness!"

-Lethal Injection
-Spaghetti, pizza, psilocybin mushrooms, and garlic bread
-I wish I could have married the girl I thought to be my love