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ATUHOR'S NOSE:
Uncycylopedia (which is online encyclopidia like wikiped) said I was writing story called Quarter-Life: Halfway to Destruction and dontn't know where come but I decide to write anyway.

CHAPTER ONE: WHAT IT MEANS
Gordon Freechmen was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said "Gordon Freemant what are you working on"
"UI have discovered new radoactive isatope but it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so we must observe with hasty"
Juts then a headcrab went on Jimms head OH NO WHERE DID HEADCRAB COME FROM! GHordon wents to get his crowbarb ut it was missing so hhad to borrow a claymore sword. He hits teh headcrab and Jimm was okay but his head was cut
"Watch where you swings at me just kidding thanks"
" HAha" They laughed
"Whait oh no where id isotop?"
"UIt is been stoled!"

CHAPTER TWO: THEY REVOCER TEH ISOTROPE BUT THEY DON'T
Gordon and Jimm arrived at teh alien scene where a bad guy from the game said "I have take the isotope and it will cause meltdown!"
"NO, NOT ALL OF DALLAS!" Which swas target of where they were and it was nice place and my friend lives there.
"IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANS"
"TOO LATE" and the isotope hit quarterlife and teh room was slowly become vaporize
"Ew must escapes out of here fastly" but Jimm was already blowed to smitheroons.

CHAPTER THREE: DESTRUACTION IS IMMINANT
"This is Gordon Freeman how do we contain teh meltdown? I know!"
And he used portals to push henemy headquarters into a portal so Dallas wouldnt melt down and it would only go off harmless in Atlantic ocean.
"Hooray I scucceeded at winning the mission"
"Not so fast, Mr. Gordon"

What happens next? You deiside!

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Was trolling Omegle with this for a while

The blue color of lakes and oceans is not a reflection of the blue sky. Water also looks blue because water is blue; the water molecules do absorb some light, and they absorb red frequencies more than blue.[138] The effect is small, so the blue color only becomes obvious when observing layers of water many meters (or more) thick. (This effect is noticeable to a lesser amount in white-painted swimming pools.) In salt water or mineral-laden fresh water, the color of dissolved minerals can also be seen. Sky-reflection does play a role, but it is not the only factor.

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Lol this:

Spoiler for this is a long one:

Shinedown, Sound of Madness
Tabbed by [email protected]
Tuning: (low to high) D A D G B E

\ slide down
^ bend
~ hold note

Intro
E|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------|
D|-6-6--6-5-3-0--3----------------------------------|
A|-----------------5\------5---5---5---5---5--------|
D|-----------------------0---0---0---0---0----------|
repeats 4 times, on the 3rd time the last part goes about 7 times instead of 5, and on
fourth it ends with,

E|---------|
B|---------|
G|---------|
D|-6-6-6-6-|
A|-6-6-6-6-|
D|-6-6-6-6-|

verse
Guitar 1
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-3---------------------------6-6--6-5-3-0--3---------------6666-55-30-|
A|---5\---5---5---5---5---5-------------------5\---5---5---5-6666-55-30-|
D|------0---0---0---0---0------------------------0---0---0---6666-55-30-|

guitar 1
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-3------------------3---------6-6--6-5-3-0--3-----------------6666-55-30-|
A|---5\----5---5---5----5\---5-------------------5\---5---5---5-6666-55-30-|
D|-------0---0---0---------0------------------------0---0---0---6666-55-30-|
repeat 2 times but on the second end with

E|--------------|
B|--------------|
G|--------------|
D|-6-6--6-5-3-0-|
A|--------------|
D|--------------|

guitar 2
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-3-----------------0--3---------6-6-5-5-3-------------------6666-55-30-|
A|---5\-0-0--3-3---------5\--0-0--6-6-5-5---5\--0-0-3-3----0--6666-55-30-|
D|------0-0--3-3-3\----------0-0--6-6-5-5-------0-0-3-3-3\----6666-55-30-|
repeat 2 times and on the second time guitar 1 finishes with the intro part

Chorus
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|8-8-8-8-8--8-8--8-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10|
A|8-8-8-8-10-8-11-8-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10|
D|8-8-8-8-8--8-8--8-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10|
play twice

then finish with
E|----------------------------|
B|----------------------------|
G|----------------------------|
D|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-5-3-0-3----|
A|-------------------------5\-|
D|----------------------------|
then back to the verse

solo part
Guitar 1
E|---------------------------|--------------------------|
B|-10-8-10-5-----------------|10-8-10-5-----------------|
G|-----------7-7^-7-4-5-7-2~-|----------7-7^-7-4-5-7-9~-|
D|---------------------------|--------------------------|
A|---------------------------|--------------------------|
D|---------------------------|--------------------------|
Play all the notes fast on the second time, i think its about 8 times for every note or
bit longer.

Guitar 2
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-|

E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-|

Quiet part
Guitar 1
E|--------------|play really fast for each, im not to sure about the 11th
B|-11--10--6--8-|fret, but it sounds right.
G|--------------|
D|--------------|
A|--------------|
D|--------------|

Guitar 2
with bass lines
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-10--6---8---11--10--6-------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
D|------------------------5------------6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|
A|-------------8----------3-builds up------------------------------|
D|-0---3---5---8---0---3-------------------------------------------|

Back to Chorus, play 4 times
On the fourth finish with this
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-8-8-8-8-8--8-8--8-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-6-6-6-6-6-6----|
A|-8-8-8-8-10-8-11-8-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----------------|
D|-8-8-8-8-8--8-8--8-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3----------------|

E|------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------|
G|------------------------------------|
D|-6-6-5-3-0-3------------------------|
A|-------------5\---5---5---5---5---5-|
D|----------------0---0---0---0---0---|2x

E|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-6-6-6-5-3-0--6-6-6-5-3-0-3----|
A|----------------------------5\-|
D|-------------------------------|

I think this is the first complete song and im pretty sure its 99.99% right, so injoy!

I copied that off ultimate-guitar to print it

and the funy part is that tab is copletely wrong, but I didn't figure that out till I printed it out and tried it

Originally Posted by Lëzen

"lol wut u can has loosid jream lulz"

right, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU YOU BITCH FUCKER, I AM ANGRY WAFFLE, NOT YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT.

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Completely off-topic, but...

Originally Posted by Liz

Getting Fired for Goofing off at Work

You never think it will happen to you but everybody does it. Everybody wastes time and goofs off at work and it could ultimately lead to your untimely change of career. The average worker wastes over 2 hours a day surfing the Internet, chatting with co-workers and running personal errands. Is this News.Com Article it becomes quickly apparent that workers are spending too much time at work with nothing to do.

Perhaps it is time to implement shorter work weeks with less hours per day at work. Obviously workers have too much time at work to waste. The real reason may come down to "face time" where workers need to be present in case there is a problem or a manager needs something. This tends to be the real reason for the hours spent at work. However it seems like technology could easily solve these problems if we could get past the social barriers that still require "face time".
Tue Jul 12, 2005 4:24 pm MST by javapro | Email Article | |
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I dunno where you found that article, but it's just about the biggest piece of shit I've ever read. Firstly, it is the company's job to make sure you have enough shit to work on throughout the eight (or more) hour day you're forced to sit through. If your superiors can't find enough for you to do, you're pretty much entitled to dick around until you can get something else to do.

Second, slashing employees' hours - or even firing them, for that matter -simply for spending a few extra minutes for themselves (the break and lunch times they give you are always a fucking joke) is nothing short of cruel. Not unusual, unfortunately, but quite cruel. Do you know how financially painful it is to have hours cut? Let me put it this way: My stepdad, who recently got fired, had had his hours pretty severely cut by his dickhead boss. (Which was very inappropriate, considering my stepdad had plenty to do while at work, and always managed to do it all.) His pay was somewhere around $26/hr. Mine, on the other hand, is $10/hr, and I work full-time. Frankly, I was bringing in more per week than my stepdad up until the point that he got fired. Now that's pretty fucking sad.

Therefore, the writer of that article is a dipshit that knows nothing of financial stress, and I question your own knowledge of financial issues by the fact that you bothered to post it up.

P.S.: I'm writing this message at work. Why? Because my boss couldn't plan ahead, and now I've barely got shit to do.

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"Because you touch yourself at night.


Why am I so awesome?"

Hmm.

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hehe

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My oh my, someone's been caught red handed.

I don't understand

Originally Posted by Fableflame

I don't understand

It's just bittorrent trackers and me trying to crack a joke >.<

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