JonBingus

I just woke up so sad.

In my dream, I was working at an editing place similar to mine. I had been assigned to edit a video my family was doing and Papa was the producer. It was a dream so I didn't really care about the video. After being assigned it I instead headed out into nature and watched the cycle of life as a momma predator and cubs were in the jungle. The momma was killed, and the cubs roamed around until foxes ate them. At one point while filming them, a gorilla came sprinting from behind a tree trying to kill us for proximity. Suddenly I was in the world's largest warehouse. Our filming team was checking it out, 200 foot ceilings and rows of items going all the way up, the place had no end. We were filming in there when the lights went off and we were attacked by gorillas again. Simon got extremely mad because we didn't warn him as a prank, and he turned into a gorilla and went after me. I somehow dropped all of my money in the chase, and it went into a pit in the factory. I lost $2 million. I went in to work to do some stuff and begin earning it all back. The guys at work sat me down, and as gently as they could said my grandfather disliked the video I made and that I could not come back in tomorrow. I was floored. I had just lost all my money and now I was fired for being a shit editor. I flew away, jumping around the warehouse fucking shit up and crying. I left into the night, and found a random party. I tried to join but was too sad. The next day I went back in to work and strolled right into the office. The guys were there and they were surprised to see me. They were interviewing a new kid. I told him I was sacked and he was replacing me, and that before I go I have to know exactly everything I did wrong and how I can improve. They told me some stupid rambling explanation that made no sense and was just purely insulting. I left even more pissed. There was a group of nice girls nearby that I tried to party with, but one of them was an editor as well and knew that I was shit and fired and kept trying to make me feel better. It was so humiliating. They stopped at an apartment block for a massive Jam, we were on a block where every single building had a party on every single floor and people were dancing in the streets. I just simply continued walking in my leather jacket at night, and strolled into the darkness. There was a building that had a tunnel through it for the sidewalk, and it was lit up internally with a beautiful white glow that played off the puddles around it, it made for a beautiful shot and I noticed it and thought I should use it as a film location.

In the last moment of the dream, a girl from the group ran up to stop me from leaving. She tripped and spilled chocolate milk all over me. I got even more upset. I basically teleported back to work where I could shower, and emerged to see the guys confused and worried why I was still there. I said "Didn't you know? You didn't just fire me and fail to teach me what I did wrong, but yesterday all of my money was stolen by a gorilla. My life is over." They asked me what I would do now, and I said eat 6 bags of mushrooms and commit suicide.

Then my alarm went off.

I think I'll go back to sleep and try to start the day on a better note.

Dream Signs
Girls
Beautiful Views
Flying
Animals
Editing

Basically average life in a different town. Driving around, getting pizza, hitting the movies, not much special. I got the name of the girl at the movies, "Mia."

The beginning of this dream was exactly like the movie "Love" but voyeur style. There was a woman and man in a bathtub in a room of people, passionately making love. At one point I subbed in for the guy, and had slow, beautiful sex for around 10 minutes with this woman. It was the opposite of the usual face paced sporadic nature of my dreams and very cool. After finishing that, I headed out to meet some friends of mine. In looking I found the cast of the office in a field cookng meals from scratch. It was cool to see all their ingredients laid out, and Dwight had live animals in cages to slaughter. From the field I boarded an airplane headed for china with chris. The pilot was chinese and very nervous, and he was sitting in with the passengers there was no dividing wall. As we approached the landing strip, which went out into the water on a giant dock, he got so nervous he messed up. He swooped past and hit the water, and softly plopped down. I was freaking out, I just survived a plane crash! I thanked the man and asked his name before jumping out on a dock we passed by. The people on there told me it wasn't a real plane crash because it was not exciting enough to watch and I agreed. Suddenly I could see the people and animals from the office field as incredibly massive figures on the horizon. That should have been a good indicator I was dreaming but I shortly woke up anyway.

Dreamsigns:
Beautiful Girls
Breathtaking views
The Office
Impossibly large things

multiple dreams
Simon and I were walking around a city. Simon asks me if steamwhistle is fresh. I tell him its delivered fresh to your doorstep every morning back home before sunrise. he starts freaking out.

I am with Tia, we're super late for class. We try climbing up this massive tower in the center of the school to sneak in then realize that class is on the first floor today. I go in and it's my highschool class. I see that clark is significantly younger than he is now, and this puzzles me but I do not RC. Fuck! The kids start making fun of me fo never getting a keg for some party so I get aggressive with one girl and storm out.

I'm with my dad and brother, we're in a lamborghini bravo and they've decided to rip it GTA style until it is destroyed. I get very upset about this and blame them. We arrive at a big family party. The entire family is extremely rich, probably because I watched disorder last night. There are all these beautiful blondes my age wearing gold dresses and earrings and they start saying the most intimate thing they've learned from their relationships. When it comes my turn, I have no idea what to say. I make up a thing about how you need to be a good salesman to sell them on ideas like going places etc... to have a healthy relationship, everyones like yeah I guess... I leave because they start the dance music and I want the best possible dance clothes. I go into my room and spend like 15 minutes trying to change, but continually fail to find pants that are both stylish and flexible enough to dance like a madman. I end up with some tight pants that I will to be stretchy, but when I leave the party is over, and now I'm at a ski hill.

This is the coolest dream. I'm at this ski hill that has extremely famous escalators going up and down it. People apparantly will spent days and days on them, even a whole month. Everyone is friendly here because the whole point is to socialize so the ride isn't boring. I go up with this chatty blonde, and go down with another. There are girls everywhere but I do not RC. In all fairness I have never RC'd when I talk to girls in real life and this is the only RC I've ever had trouble programming, I don't understand it really. Anyway, suddeny girls like nicole and roxy from my deep past show up and we have a big heart to heart at the top, which is due to me reconnecting with Nicole and Eliza recently via facebook after all these years. Ended with me riding the elevator behind my crush.


Dreamsigns:
Beautiful Girls
Driving Fast
Social Embarassment
Greenwood

My parents had a man over for dinner who was incredibly important. I don't know who he was, but he was very rich. I was in the living room looking at a shitty painting on the wall, and decided to paint over it. I created a visually interesting but totally amateur work, a big black canvas with writing on it and other stuff, looked like something from david carson, the text was asking a daughter to please say the pledge of alliegance next to two stick figures (father and daughter) and the rest of the imagery was interpretive messes depicting the debauchery and violence of america. It was a surprisingly cool painting considering I've never painted in my life. The rich guest in my house came in and looked at that painting and told me it was the most amateur work he'd ever seen. I agreed, and began reading a book of jokes quietly to avoid embarassment. When I looked up he had taped a canvas over mine that was even worse, and was smiling, he was kidding around with me and wanted to get to my level. I took off the canvas, and underneath was something that blew my mind. It was a painting of waves on the ocean, and each wave would stick off the canvas by 3-4 inches at it's crest. This ripple effect would cause the waves to animate very vividly when you walked toward and away from the painting, like those animated holographic childrens book covers. It was a breathtaking piece, with the most beautiful sunset and waves and I stared at it for quite some time.

Suddenly it all changed.

I was going to a stop far away to get something I had left behind, but I was so tired that when I checked my phone I realized it was pointless to go grab it as I would lose too much sleep. This is because in reality I am tired as fuck from lack of sleep. I got off the train and went on to the one going back home. I barely made it through the doors and started shuffling toward the very end and my feet made a funny tapping noise. I shuffled right past some girls, and one of them said to me how funny she thought the tapping was. I started talking to her, and we started doing playful boxing or something like that as the other girls chatted with us. It was a nice moment, just hanging with these strangers on the train. It was a very present moment as I wasn't talking or moving around, just sitting on the train talking about my day. The issue was that it was all way too real, and I was looking at my hands already which were normal, and I had my whole day figured out already, no dream confusion. Somewhere along that ride I awoke.

Dream Signs
Beautiful girls
Breathtaking views
Subway

gone

Had many dreams but they all faded

Had many dreams but they all faded

I had many dreams tonight, ranging from deep epics to short lucidity bursts.

The first one was once again an utter failure on my part as far as DILD goes.

I was downtown, when I realized a miley cyrus concert was going on in an intersection. I was a couple blocks away when I noticed Miley walk out of a VIP area that was unmarked with two organizers, telling them to do something. I didn't really care about her but I thought it was a great opportunity for me to take a leap and explore the VIP. I walked past her and casually said hi. She asked if I was invited in there I said of course and kept walking, she said are you going in? I freeze up then say yes. I enter the plaza. It's a residential home downtown with a plaza out back, and there are a bunch of roadies and such here. One of them was phillip seymour hoffman's character from Boogie Nights. I entered the place, and in a room watching a movie I found every popular kid who I have ever felt judged by in my life. All the kids from camp, from high school, were all there. I walk in and ask what kind of drugs they had taken to be watching such a strange movie, and a girl pipes up "aww little jonny is scared of a little bit of drugs" to which I reply "Actually I'm just super baked and hoping you have some better shit on you". They all laugh and I walk out. I feel kind of liberated, and it's funny how now in life I don't have to worry about popularity being outside of a teenage environment, and yet that time of my life is still so deep rooted in my subconscious. I should also say that when I entered that room I should have immediately reality checked seeing as it was a room completely filled with bendos but eventually I will have that skill.

I later left the party and got in steamy. Lee was driving and in the back was me, tyler, and anna. There was some random porno on in the back which was super weird so I just got out to walk. As I was walking they decided to go to a big party so they started ripping backwards down the road with the doors wide open so I could jump in. They gave me they keys and I took it to a parking lot once they hit their party. I woke up as the cops came to arrest me for having drugs in the van or something.

I went back to bed, and found myself on a path in the deep rainforest. There were massive trees around, and someone was narrating in my ear about how old they are, and how the female trees live for thousands of years, where the male trees will grow up in droves, and then burn down all at once, yet the females are so large and thick the fire cannot start them. I exited the woods above a high cliff/hill that was next to a city, with a beautiful bay of water at the bottom. As I was walking along the path, I saw a beautiful sight. I should have reality checked but I was so fascinated. It was one of those pathways with trees lining both sides of it, and they curved sharply just above head level to form a beautiful tunnel of branches, and out the other end of it you could just see water. I stared at it for a long time and walked through it. At the other end on a bench to the left of the trees was an old woman, staring off at the ocean. I walked back up through them, and as I began to I was suddenly listening in on a phone conversation between my dad and Cam, talking about how I always suspected I was dreaming, and that everyone was a figment of my imagination. I still did not reality check!

After they finished I was at the top of a cliff created by building parking lots at the top of the steep hill. There was a trade show or guerilla marketing fair there where phone companies had people doing running races and such to win free swag. I looked off at the beautiful blue water and knew I wanted to fly over it. I told the person at the koodo both that I was going to sue them for making me do this in their games (ha!) and then I jumped off the edge of the lot. I went plummeting toward the water, and realized I would probably die. There was a guy on a jet ski below staring in horror, but at the last second i pulled up with inches to spare, and ripped across the surface of the water at the speed of a fighter jet. The exhilaration was so much that I instantly awoke.

In my final dream, as I began to sleep again, I was at my old public school. It was a simple dream, I simply watched a street dog walk around looking for a mate. He found a beautiful border collie, and grabbed her, as she willingly led him carry her by the scruff to his territory in the school. I knew he would begin mating, so I lost interest. Next to me suddenly was a phillipino woman, who said "This reminds me of my home country... but I can't remember where that is." I knew immediately she was a dream character hastily thrown in to distract me, and she did not know her origin because she was not real. I hit lucidity fast and hard but started waking from the excitement, and unwisely tried to scream lucidity boost when I should have simply slowed down and observed the world around me in a meditative way. It was fleeting and strong, and then I awoke.

Dream Signs
Beautiful Girls
Breathtaking views
Flying
Narration
Steamy

I'll keep this short and sweet, but know that it was a beautiful dream, and my greatest failure as a lucid dreamer. As a guy trying to create RC triggers on only two things, beautiful girls and beautiful views it is a sad thing that I could not achieve this in a dream entirely composed of those two things.

I was at a cottage that was mine, though I do not recognize it. Rachel was the cottage next door, and I had randomly reached out to her after years of no contact since high school. She admitted to me that she had a crush on me way back then, and I waltzed over to her place. Her Father emerged and immediately asked me if I work in sales as I was very well dressed for cottage country. I said yes, and he basically gave me a long speech on success and said I had what it takes and that he would take me on as his portege. He took me into their cottage and I was looking at the absolutely beautiful concept cars that he had in the house, one of which was actually a bath tub.

At the end of the dream Rachel and I went down to the water and cuddled on a little island as the sun set.


Why the fuck I am incapable of creating these triggers is beyond me, but it is my main goal as of now.

Dream Signs
Beautiful Girls
Beuituful Views
amazing cars

I started this all out at the hunt camp. I was there with Jake and Gramma, and we were having a lovely time. I realized that there was an invisible line stopping me from going too far across the river or anything. That pissed me off and made no sense wo when I looked down there was a plastic fence like at ski hills. I looked for the ideal place to cut the rope but found an opening. I went through and it lead me to a chalet area that was being seriously developed. There was a bridge with all sorts of people and vehicles crossing it, and I got on it. Mid way I checked instagram and saw a post about athletes, it was a skier at the top of a mountain with bloody feet, that said "Sipping coffee in your pajama's is nice" or something like that in a sarcastic way. I was inspired, and started looking closer and closer at that image until I was there. I was at the top of the mountain, and the skiier was not an athlete but an old woman with no idea where she was. My mom was with me and we were basically riding on her back. She started skiing down while carrying us and we were talking about the pilot brew system at work, and I said that if we brewed whatever beer was available at the chalet in our tanks that it would be 10 times better than the original. We hit the bottom and I got off. I went back to the hunt camp to get gramma and take her to the movies. We started walking up the bridge and I saw this weird animated diagram of how people on bikes could just ride on top of all the other vehicles and peoples heads on the bridge, and then I was in the theater. I was wasling around there alone after the animation finished when I saw Summer from elementary school. She ran up and hugged me and I should have RC'd right there. She wanted me to get her in to see Green Room underage, and I was not feeling that movie at all. I wandered around the theater with her for a while until I found my brother, and we all went to find a better flick. We cut through the star wars theater, and I was thinking how amazing it was it was still playing. In the theater was a Sikh couple. Jake accidentally bumped the wifes leg and she called him slutty. I said what the fuck did you call him, she said "clumsy" and I felt so bad, I apologized until they liked me. This was a surreal moment where I had to really think about what to say and I could have RC'd there though there were no triggers for it.

After I left that star wars theater shit got weird. JJ showed up and asked me who my favourite actor is. I said John Goodman because of 10 CLoverfield Lane (not my fav but a great performance) and then suddenly he and a beautiful blonde were in the hall, and began acting out a scene from the film. The scene isn't really in the movie, but it fits the theme. He is having a shitty day or something and starts to break down on the corner. To console him, she puts on his favorite show tune and starts singing along. Soon enough he is there with her, and they are both singing. It's a love duet, and he gets more and more into it as she gets more uncomfortable. It ended with him cornering her at the end of the hall and grabbing her, and then it cut away to a crazy thing. It was the shadow on the wall of a woman riding a bicycle, and it looked very sexual, like a woman being taken in missionary by a man standing up, but the shadow was of a woman alone. I can't really explain the physics of it but I said out loud "that shot was not in the film, very interesting" we all agreed, and the other folks walked away as the scene ended and we all discussed how amazing the build up of it all was. I was so entranced that I went back and played that shadow part over a couple more times trying to figure out how they did it, but did not realize it was only so well done because of the impossibility of my dream reality. Soon after the fog rolled in and I awoke.

Dream Signs
Beautiful Girls
Breathtaking views
movie theater
speed
Hunt camp
Jake
Gramma

Well, after my Black and WHite 1.5 post I went back to bed for a napand tried to WILD.

Eventually I found my success. It's funny how clear the moment is that you will enter a dream, it feels like your whole body is ready to start travelling a hundred miles an hour, massive headrush, and you know. I started floating above my bed, and opened my eyes. The issue was that I was in such disbelief that I woke up. Chris walked in to my room. But Chris is visiting his folks! False awakening. I wake up and realize that Chris was influenced by Tyler's voice in reality. Except tyler is at work I saw him go. False awakening again!! I've never had one until now. I wake up again and it is once again a false awakening but this time I enter a normal dream. I go down to a pond and realize that I am dreaming as I stare at all the fantastic nature, but the detail fades and I slip out of lucidity so I can get it all back.

What a beautiful nap. Both times I've lucid dreamed are from waking up in the morning and going back to bed after a little while. I think I'll try more WTBT, seems to be the best working method for me so far.

I was with Chris again, and we were in some immersive room to play videogames. I had found that there was a version of black and white here, but it was much more beautiful, with ancient god creatures and animals and such. I was looking amongst the sweeping hills at my people but did not reality check on the beautiful view. Later on we left to a small snowy town to watch a movie screening and get some food. Clamageron from brigs was there but she was a bit cuter and seemed into me, but I did not reality check on her. We entered a movie theater line after that, and I realized it was also the line to vote. I saw hillary clinton there and asked her about policy before saying it's too bad she'll get her ass shredded by trump and bernie and she became a sour old woman after that. I jumped down stairs to get in line and became the life of the party in the republican group. Two girls behind me started commmenting on how much hair I had on my neck for some reason, and when I turned around they were surprised at how sexy I was, yet I did not reality check once again.

There was more to it but it isn't important. All my RC life depends now on views, girls, and flight. Practice Practice Practice.

Dream Signs
Beautiful Girls
Breathtaking Views
Movie Theaters
Playing God
Fantastic Creatures
Driving

Just as the title says. I had a strange torrent of dreams, one after the next, all about making money. All fuzzy, all unclear, all of them about $$$$. Now I am tired as fuck after getting about 0 REM.

One of my most fantastical dreams. There were moments that felt lucid in clarity but not in control.

I was in a very beaten down world. Crumbling structures everywhere and the evidence of conflict, but few people. I was with simon and chris, and we were wondering the wastes. I realized that if I pick up a sword I could use it to fly around, so I began zooming around these derelict buildings. I realized that we were living in a simulation, a video game, because arshia died. He was in the form of a big dog with us, but when he died he left the game. We looked at a map of the world and found that at the end of the game was a fountain of youth that could bring back arshia. Suddenly I could spectate that section of the map and witnessed a level 99 archer approach the fountain. She could go in and out of slow motion at will, and was using that to shoot blue magic arrows point blank into the faces of the monsters guarding the entryway. She would shoot them in the face then switch into fast motion and use that acceleration to smash demons in the face with a two handed axe. She won and entered, and I was whisked back to my original body. I began to fly around again, and found an incredible site.

There was a wall about 100 feet long and 50 feet high. In the wall were human sized slots that ran all the way up and down. The slots each had a japanese girl standing at the bottom on a trampoline. The would jump on the trampoline, go flying up the slot like a bottle rocket, and float down to people standing about 50 feet away from them facing the slot. The girl would drift down to the person, then the person would smack them with a paddle and they would go flying back up into the slot. I went to join and realized the guy to my right was seth rogen and the guy to my left was obama. I really should have realized I was dreaming, but instead I shook Obama's hand and tried whacking a girl. I messed up and she flew off to the right, then plummeted to the ground and broke her legs. Jesus.

I woke up soon after. My second dream revolved around a large box with a square hole that you could insert anything in, and something better of equal size would come out. I was so happy with it, but was woken by a noise.