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Long LD 8.30-9.12am
After many rounds of SSILD, I can hear music, presumably from the neighbour's house, or maybe just random noise while falling asleep. My arm shakes violently. When everything settles down I am lying on my front as if having woken up. I don't fall for it and check with an RC.

The bedroom door is open and the hallway beyond is dark. I walk downstairs and try to phase through the front door. Instead of being outside, it leads to another dark room. A light shines around the cracks of another doorway, so I phase through, this time expecting to be outside. It works. There is a street and a few people sitting around to my right.

My vision is very blurry and box shaped as if staring through a TV. I mime removing whatever is restricting my view and things now look much better.

For my personal goal of using the witcher Aard sign to knock someone down, I need someone standing. On the left is a suitable candidate - a man standing talking to a group of people. I gesture in the shape of the Aard sign. There is a slight glow and the tiniest puff of wind hits the man. Pathetic. I try a couple more times and the guy stares at me. "What are you doing?"

On the other side of the street is a guy sitting next to a couple of stacked wooden crates. He points at the top crate and says "you need the source." Inside the crate there is a green item glinting in the sunlight. It is a large green gel capsule.
"Do I eat it?"
The guy nods. Okay. I eat the capsule and decide to try something else - summoning a sword. I lift my right hand and close it around an imaginary handle. A crossbar forms at the end of my fist and a twisted black blade grows out of it. The effect looks like it is slowly losing invisibility as the full length of a longsword appears. Both edges are jagged and sharp. It looks wicked - evil, and deadly.

Behind me someone laughs. I turn to see a tall, skeletal female vampire with a loose cloak and robe flapping out in the wind. Hmm Igni would be a better sign to use on a vampire. I make a gesture with my left hand and a beam of flame leaps from my palm towards her face. She screams and catches fire. I take the opportunity to slash at her with the sword a few times.

The vampire retreats up the street and manages to extinguish the flames. She looks furious and is screaming at me, fangs bared. I switch to Aard and release a blast of telekinetic energy to knock the vampire down, then jump and bury the end of my sword in her heart.

Feeling euphoric after doing a goal, I walk down the street and see a group of four DCs. One of them is a cute blonde woman, maybe mid twenties. They head inside a house and I follow them. Inside is a living room with comfy looking arm chairs. Well, after that fight, I deserve a rest. So I sit down and one of the DCs adjusts it to make a footrest spring up and the chair back to recline. Nice. Comfy.

Then someone is touching my leg. The blonde woman. Looking down I realise during the fight with the vampire I was wearing just boxers. Hah. Anyway, I make a sexual suggestion and the woman happily complies with my request. * snipping adult bit*

After the distraction I leave the house and start doing a bit of parkour running up the street. What else should I do? I decide to fly and rise effortlessly into the air. I put one arm up over my head and fly like superman, super fast.

Down in a large park area a horde of dinosaurs are attacking the city. Several large triceratops are stampeding through a line of people. I use telekinesis to knock the dinosaurs down and see the people jump up with weapons to strike the downed beasts.

The dinosaur army is being lead by the vampire from earlier. After landing nearby, I look at my hand and repeat my earlier method to summon the longsword again. The vampire advances towards me while her skeletal minions try to flank me to limit my manoeuvres. I unleash fire at her again, and she simply sidesteps to avoid it. We fight sword to sword this time, trading blows until I stab my sword through the side of the vampire's chest and she falls. This time I burn the body with fire. The vampire minions have vanished.

After some cheering and celebration from the nearby DCs I find myself inside a large building with many sets of stairs. Halfway up the seemingly never-ending staircase, the blonde woman from earlier walks past. I stop her for another kiss and we head off to a side room for round two. * another adult bit snipped too *

Once we've finished, I start climbing the shelves on the wall before seeing large glass windows leading outside. I swing and smash through the glass. In the street are a gang of criminals trying to hijack a double-decker red bus. I shift into a wolf and start running and howling at them. They scatter, yelling and running down the road.

I run on all fours in my new wolf form, but get confused about all these legs and get slowed down. A burst of super speed helps me catch up. The criminals are yelling "you're not allowed to be a wolf." Screw you. I can be a wolf if I want. In response, I let out a howling laugh, jump at the nearest criminal and bite his leg.

While ripping at this guy's leg, my phone starts ringing "Back in Black" by AC/DC. I'm not sure if it is from RL seeping into the dream or not, but the visuals and everything are continuing, so I try to ignore it. Then I decide to shout "Hello?" to answer the phone.
"Can you be sure the shop is opening this morning?"
Er what?
I wake up.