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    Ophelia's Book O' Fun II

    Naughty Chef.

    by , 03-27-2012 at 03:04 AM (566 Views)
    That guy with one of those food shows, either on travel channel or foodnetwork, I can't remember. But he's a smarmy looking bastard. [edit] It was Troy Johnson from CRAVE [/edit] He was in my dream last night and he was trying to bag me I guess. He just kept hanging around me all day while I was practicing my music. I'm thinking that I was going for the opera thing again, I was at the piano, (in a huge gorgeous, albeit dark house that resembled the one from The Others), working on "Dove Sono" from Le Nozze di Figaro. He was doing and saying all the right things, being complimentary and attentive, but I knew what he wanted. Finally I said I had to go, or he needed to go, can't remember which. So he used the "bye now" as an opportunity to give me a bye-bye hug. I thought I'd just be nice and do the hug, but he went in for two smooches. Felt goooooooooooooooooooood, but I refused to be drawn into the evil web of the smarmy 'bad boy.' So I pushed him away with a firm 'fuck off', and was thankful my boyfriend hadn't walked in on that shit (see guys, when chics grow up, they don't go for that shit anymore, even if it feels good). Woke up.

    Had another dream about traveling in an RV, and sleeping in a driveway, but, ehh.

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    Updated 03-27-2012 at 08:35 PM by 905

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    1. TheForgotten 's Avatar
      Hahaha, love the way you told this. Such assertiveness.

      Felt goooooooooooooooooooood, but I refused to be drawn into the evil web of the smarmy 'bad boy.' So I pushed him away with a firm 'fuck off', and was thankful my boyfriend hadn't walked in on that shit (see guys, when chics grow up, they don't go for that shit anymore, even if it feels good). Woke up.
      Smart cookie.
      Updated 03-27-2012 at 09:15 AM by Kaomea
    2. melanieb's Avatar
      I can't imagine Bourdain doing this but he is swarmy.

      And probably more fun to hang out with.

      Let us know which chef it was.
    3. OpheliaBlue's Avatar
      I thought someone would think it was Bourdain, he IS smarmy, but it was another guy. Brown hair, brown eyes, really new show. Seems like he'd be an asshole in real life. I'll keep searching.
    4. OpheliaBlue's Avatar
      FOUND HIM

      Troy Johnson from CRAVE:

    5. melanieb's Avatar
      he looks like he could kiss but I wouldn't stick around for him, based on that pic.