Thread: Task of the Month for September 2014

Wow!!
I love all this kooky cookie wisdom!! Yours is just soo great, Schmaven:

Originally Posted by Schmaven

"It's godly to have no delusions, but look in your garden"

And Ophelia's plus aftermath - simply gorgeous:

Originally Posted by spellbee2

You've inspired me, Ophie:

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dood...377946194?mt=8

Originally Posted by FryingMan

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dood...377946194?mt=8

WTF?!?! It's a THING?????

Jesus Christ RCRCRCRCRCRCRCRC

Your subconscious is telling you it wants to play a very cheap and poorly made rip-off of Paper Toss.

I'm speechless, I truly am.

We should play a game where we string any two random words together and see if it's a thing on Google.

Originally Posted by ~ Dreamer ~

We should play a game where we string any two random words together and see if it's a thing on Google.

Make ourselves do this game in lucids! We have to pick 2 random words. Or a DC picks one and we pick another. Endless possibilities.

Me: OK ok, my word is "Cloud."
DC: Inglesnarf.

<< next morning >>

Me: *googles "Cloud Inglesnarf" *
Google: It's an app.
Me: lerl *RC's*

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

WTF?!?! It's a THING?????

Jesus Christ RCRCRCRCRCRCRCRC

Hard to put a price on isn't it

Originally Posted by woblybil

Hard to put a price on isn't it

I'm still in shock.

"There's an app for that!" -- including lucid dreams....wow...

Originally Posted by FryingMan

"There's an app for that!" -- including lucid dreams....wow...

Looks like were in trouble this month, If we can't figure out how to get sex out of a fortune cookie were screwed

Wow, the next lucid already

Advanced Task ii:

I go outside. What should I do? A TOTM comes to mind. I wave my hand and shout “Expecto Patronum!” Some red mist shoots into the shrubbery. I try again and for a second I can see a head behind the bushes. The third try, a girl in a swimsuit stands in front of me. My patronus. I hug her and thank her for helping me if I should get into trouble.

whole dream

That was not at all what I expected. Well, humans are technically animals, but I had hoped for something more... exciting; like "cool, my patronus is a squirrel" or something.

Hmm, Patronus girl, eh? Hey woblybil, there we go

Couple attempts at toilet task this morning. See below!

Spoiler for Attempt #1:

I now remember the toilet task. I turn around to head back to the bathrooms. I am now in a grocery store, and have traveled a ridiculous distance away from where I originally came. I begin running, and then just decide to fly. I jump into the air, do one swim motion, and then I am up and flying easily over the grocery aisles. I head back to the little hallway where I know the bathrooms are, and fly down towards it.

On the way, I pass by the delicatessen (which is adjacent to the RR hallway), where a friend from WL is working cutting meat or something. I remember the fortune cookie task, and think I will nail them both in one dream. "Go get me a fortune cookie!" I demand. She nods, but continues helping another customer. I wait, thinking that maybe I should get two.

Get me two fortune cookies!" I say. "And step on it--this is for a customer! She seems stressed and begins to move faster. I wait for a second more and then wake up.

Full dream: ToTM Attempt: "Too Many People in this Bathroom!" - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

Spoiler for Attempt #2:

There is a bunch of stuff spread out on the toilet seat, so I sweep all of this away and lift the lid. It's clean inside I realize I am wearing jeans so I strip these off (though I have some issues getting them off). Finally I am free, and go after my underwear, but I am having difficulties getting my legs disentangled. I finally realize it doesn't even matter so I jump into the toilet with my underwear still hanging from my leg, and squat all the way down. I then press the flush button.

The bowl fills with water, but nothing is really happening. I try to spin my body around, to get some momentum, and I do spin now--sort of like a lazy turd. The spinning has also teleported me and the toilet to an outdoors location, on a small, wooden screened-in porch. I try to imagine one of those powerful toilets that just suck shit down with ease. No dice. The cookie task occurs to me, but I keep focusing on getting sucked down. I wake up.

Also, I will not be reading any toilet tasks until I complete my own, as I do not want to incubate any experiences! Looking forward to seeing you all on the other side!

Full dream: ToTM Attempt: "Big Boy" - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

These are all really fun this month! I'll have to try and do them!

So after the traditional 4 hours of hell trying to get back to sleep after some galantamine + choline, repeating "shoes, fortune, toilet, patronus, robin wiliams" over and over again, I FINALLY get to sleep and start dreaming, and it's nice & vivid, and I'm thinking about "hey I don't remember being here maybe I should check for a dream," amid other interesting things, and MY WIFE WAKES ME UP TO LET ME KNOW WHERE SHE'S PUTTING THE KEYS....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO!

I even felt the dream buzzes and felt like I could go back in but my angry muffled grunts were not enough to have her stop talking to me.

Done!

Not my brightest job due the simplicity of the basic one and not feeling inspire into what to do with the Expecto Patronum thingy I spawned.

Anways, here it goes:

Expecto Patronum at Downtown - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

I might try the toilet one too, that seemed to be the coolest one, but I could not recall it. As a kid, I would teleport through toilets, pipes, etc.. it was awesome.

Originally Posted by FryingMan

HmmosePatronus girl, eh? Hey woblybil, there we go

I fear that if I say “Expecto Patronum!” that a big red

Spoiler for Spoiler:

Rose

would pop up .......

Memory reality check worked wonders to realize that Charles Chaplin couldn't be there, but failed to remember the TOTM for this month.. I just remembered an outdated task and you can guess which one

Originally Posted by Box77

Memory reality check worked wonders to realize that Charles Chaplin couldn't be there, but failed to remember the TOTM for this month.. I just remembered an outdated task and you can guess which one

Haha which one!

Originally Posted by OpheliaBlue

Haha which one!

Yeah, I totally can't guess... Now I'm super curious!

Fortune Cookie always wrong!
No Robin and no Patronus but I'll get it soon.

On the other side of the barn, I come to familiar street near my workplace. Some cars pass and I think Robin may be in one. Then, I spot some men working on a house in the distance. I shout for Robin and one of them looks. He appears to be a little too large and has a red shirt on. I wave exaggeratedly and motion for him to come to me. He stops what he is doing and beings running toward me. As he gets closer he looks nothing like Robin. I decide to try to force it with belief and expectation. I look way for a moment and really concentrate on Robin Williams face. I see it in my mind (irony) and look back at the man. He looks a lot like John Pennett now (Wrong dead comic). Oh well. Just go with it.
I say, "Hey you're Robin Williams!"
The man doesn't say anything but his body language says he's confused and he disagrees.
I give up on Robin and decide to move on. I respond, "So OK you're not Robin but you do have my fortune cookie."
The man must be a mute, because he lets out a soundless, "Ah" and throws his head back in silent laughter.
I see his red shirt is a "pocket tee" and the pocket is right at my eye-level. I spy a bulge in it the shape of what I am hoping for. I look up at his face and the man now looks a little like Wreck-it Ralph. Of course, this doesn't register with me at the time, because I really want that fortune cookie. The man reaches in his pocket with index and thumb and plucks out the cookie with his huge meaty hand. I greedily take the cookie.

I notice there is no wrapper on it and at first I am a little turned off by that. Well, I'm not going to eat it and it's not like it matters here anyway. The cookie seems a little large as I crack it open. I pull the paper out and let the broken pieces fall out of existence. I try to read it but everything is blurry at first. I focus hard. First I see some oddly spaced numbers. Then I notice the random characters above that. Then a word under the numbers. En.. Ensl... En... Encaved? I want to make sense of this word but instead I tuck it way to mull over later when I am wake. Then, for some reason I try to read out the numbers to the man, "Threeee? Two?" I can't seem to read what I am seeing. The man seems really impatient with me and I decide he's right; there's no time for this. I study the paper a second more while wordlessly committing as much as possible to memory. Basically, the paper reads something like this:
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%**&
2 3 4 3 5 6 3 5 4 2
E N C A V E D
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I turn to the man forgetting about the paper, "OK hold on... Hey, I am going to perform a Patronus now. You can stay an watch if you'd like." I turn to hold up a wand but everything has gone dark now. I try to hold on an focus but I feel my body in bed so I let it go.

The Giant Mute - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views

2 3 4

Dude that's freaky

I am missing a pair of wings Ophelia! Am I dreaming???
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Nope, I am awake. My wings please