Breakthrough technique to have your first lucid dream and obe

**astralguess** · 02-17-2011 05:02 PM

Hi everyone , I just wanna share with you guys an amazing technique to have lucid dream and obe effortlessly without hard visualization ( Which is impossible for most of poeple ) and without the need for weeks of meditation and relaxation technique .. Even though I highly recommand the practice of those techniques ..... I think the best one in the market right now is
Lucidology 101 and 102
Pmemory.com . gsm courses
Anyway ..let's get to the point
Every one in the astral dynamic community know the REM ....time of dream and separation between physical and etheric body ..... There is some expensive masks that detect the rapid eye mouvement and send light or start voice recording that catch the attention of the dreamer and make him remember that he is dreaming like novadream mask and ones you remmember the magic start
Now here is my secret technique
All what you need is very small light bulb ( very cheap ) and a elastic ring ( or anything that work like Button light
- during the rem there is another part of the body that move too ( not just the eye ) ... This part of the body is the Penis ....that's way you have spontaneous erection in the mornig when you wake up ... Actually every one have 5 to 6 spontaneous erection every night Accompagning the REM .... Check medical sites ( REM and spontaneous erection ) .... So make any mechanisms around the penis that work like light button ...when the penis get biger just 2 or 3 mm the two extremite touch each other and the electrecity pass and turn on the small light in front of the eye .... It's so simlpe and it works for me .... And I'm so sorry for women .. It's not gonna work for them lol

I hope you gays will enjoy your first lucid dream very soon
So basically it's like the dreammask idea but not for the eye mouvement but for the penis mouvement or erection .
Just leave a comment and let me know about your first lucid dream or obe
All right reseved it has my name astralguess technique
Love and peace

**Raspberry** · 02-17-2011 05:51 PM

Now I want a penis -_-

**mcwillis** · 02-17-2011 06:46 PM

This has been discussed on this board before and it still requires excellent reality checking skills that most people have to develop.

**LikesToTrip** · 02-17-2011 08:31 PM

So you want us to put a ring around our penis that sends electricity through it when we get hard? Hell no...
And lucidology is a load of crap, there's an entire thread about it.
http://www.dreamviews.com/f12/stop-d...rmation-81402/

**iank** · 02-18-2011 03:47 AM

[QUOTE=astralguess;1606646]I hope you gays will enjoy your first lucid dream very soon.[QUOTE=astralguess;1606646]

Presumptive much?

**Solarflare** · 02-18-2011 03:53 AM

Originally Posted by Raspberry

Now I want a penis -_-

Ehh, they aren't all that fun XD LMAO jk

**Arra** · 02-18-2011 10:36 AM

When I got to the part about what it specifically was I couldn't stop laughing until the end. This is a joke, right? Even if I was a male, and even if I knew it would work with 100% effectiveness, I wouldn't do it because it's just too disturbing.

**Gr8God** · 02-18-2011 11:28 AM

I always get a woody when I wake up hate it when I have no blanket when I wake up lol

**Lorgarn** · 02-18-2011 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Dianeva

Even if I was a male, and even if I knew it would work with 100% effectiveness, I wouldn't do it because it's just too disturbing.

Well, there are two other things of more concern to me:
First: I have not clue how to build a mechanism triggers by an erection. And astralguess does not give any hint on this.
Second: Astralguess hat noe other post here. He just registerd, posted his 'awesome' technique, and that was it! Nothing in his profile or any activity. This does not look like a good reference to me.

Regards
Lorgarn

**onyxfyre** · 02-19-2011 05:47 AM

"thanks you gays??"
Im not gay, so I wont try this, LOL

**~~DeletePlease~~** · 02-19-2011 11:37 AM

Omg thank you, it worked.

**Aleksmy** · 02-20-2011 10:53 PM

Wait, what? Could you like draw or show us a picture of how the mechanism would work? And please don't show the trigger function at its full potential. Also how would you make the light stick to your head? The head with the brain that is.

Edit: The head with the nose and mouth would be better to say.

Edit2: The biggest head. Just, like the head girls have.

**Lorgarn** · 02-21-2011 02:40 AM

Originally Posted by Aleksmy

Edit: The head with the nose and mouth would be better to say.

Edit2: The biggest head. Just, like the head girls have.

Such panic just because of a potential picture of a male reproduction organ? ^^

Regards
Lorgarn

**anderj101** · 02-21-2011 03:40 AM

Originally Posted by astralguess

This part of the body is the Penis ....that's way you have spontaneous erection in the mornig when you wake up ... Actually every one have 5 to 6 spontaneous erection every night Accompagning the REM

I knew I shouldn't have sold mine on eBay.

**Lost_prophet** · 02-21-2011 03:49 AM

Originally Posted by Aleksmy

Wait, what? Could you like draw or show us a picture of how the mechanism would work? And please don't show the trigger function at its full potential. Also how would you make the light stick to your head? The head with the brain that is.

Edit: The head with the nose and mouth would be better to say.

Edit2: The biggest head. Just, like the head girls have.

I'm assuming that was a joke.

**Alvas** · 02-21-2011 07:14 AM

WTF is this place coming to? Who in their right mind would try th-

Originally Posted by GavinGill

Omg thank you, it worked.

...Oh, um... Well at any rate I'm not putting any constricting device on my member for this crap or even bother designing one lol

Also! Spell check is a viable tool Astralguess

**bust113** · 02-21-2011 09:15 AM

Is this a joke? Did you actually post that? Or am I having some weird dream? OMG!!! I can fly... Oh wait no... this isn't a dream. **Stares at the screen awkwardly**

**Mrsf0011** · 02-21-2011 04:47 PM

Originally Posted by astralguess

Hi everyone , I just wanna share with you guys an amazing technique to have lucid dream and obe effortlessly without hard visualization ( Which is impossible for most of poeple ) and without the need for weeks of meditation and relaxation technique .. Even though I highly recommand the practice of those techniques ..... I think the best one in the market right now is
Lucidology 101 and 102
Pmemory.com . gsm courses
Anyway ..let's get to the point
Every one in the astral dynamic community know the REM ....time of dream and separation between physical and etheric body ..... There is some expensive masks that detect the rapid eye mouvement and send light or start voice recording that catch the attention of the dreamer and make him remember that he is dreaming like novadream mask and ones you remmember the magic start
Now here is my secret technique
All what you need is very small light bulb ( very cheap ) and a elastic ring ( or anything that work like Button light
- during the rem there is another part of the body that move too ( not just the eye ) ... This part of the body is the Penis ....that's way you have spontaneous erection in the mornig when you wake up ... Actually every one have 5 to 6 spontaneous erection every night Accompagning the REM .... Check medical sites ( REM and spontaneous erection ) .... So make any mechanisms around the penis that work like light button ...when the penis get biger just 2 or 3 mm the two extremite touch each other and the electrecity pass and turn on the small light in front of the eye .... It's so simlpe and it works for me .... And I'm so sorry for women .. It's not gonna work for them lol

I hope you gays will enjoy your first lucid dream very soon
So basically it's like the dreammask idea but not for the eye mouvement but for the penis mouvement or erection .
Just leave a comment and let me know about your first lucid dream or obe
All right reseved it has my name astralguess technique
Love and peace

well instead of attaching electrical equipment and light bulbs to your penis, just 10 minutes before you go to bed think about your dreams and tell your self your dreaming

**~~DeletePlease~~** · 02-22-2011 12:04 AM

Originally Posted by Alvas

WTF is this place coming to? Who in their right mind would try th-

...Oh, um... Well at any rate I'm not putting any constricting device on my member for this crap or even bother designing one lol

Also! Spell check is a viable tool Astralguess

You didn't actually think I tried it, did you? ._.

**SaucyHitman** · 02-22-2011 01:32 AM

Originally Posted by GavinGill

You didn't actually think I tried it, did you? ._.

Someone with Tech N9ne as their user picture and the Green Ranger as their signature might be crazy enough to try anything.

**Hukif** · 02-22-2011 01:41 AM

lol how very funny. Nobody took this seriously, right? I mean, only works for males, thanking gay dudes, saying it is ok to attach something like that to THAT part of the body.

**~~DeletePlease~~** · 02-22-2011 10:54 AM

Originally Posted by SaucyHitman

Someone with Tech N9ne as their user picture and the Green Ranger as their signature might be crazy enough to try anything.

Dude that's ju---

Nvm, good point. xD

**Alvas** · 02-26-2011 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by GavinGill

You didn't actually think I tried it, did you? ._.

Haha no Nobody in their right mind would do this.

**dakotahnok** · 02-26-2011 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by astralguess

...when the penis get biger just 2 or 3 mm the two extremite touch each other and the electrecity will fry your penis untill the extreme pain causes you to have an OBE

Sounds good to me.

**anderj101** · 03-01-2011 06:55 AM

Originally Posted by astralguess

So make any mechanisms around the penis that work like light button ...when the penis get biger just 2 or 3 mm the two extremite touch each other and the electrecity pass and turn on the small light in front of the eye

Prototype is ready. Who's gonna be the guinea pig?