AndresLD's (somewhat) Crazy Dream Adventures

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at my dance class for my Kines 201 Lab. We were about to perform a choreography but it wasn't for marks, since we were finished already. My group and I decided we would do the same one we did for our final presentation. Ty's group were doing something different, but apparently Ty was not going to participate because he had a cast, maybe he broke his foot or something. Megan and Christianne did a move that required a lot of upper body strength, I was impressed since not even I could do it. I asked them to teach me how to do it afterwards, but I wasn't able to do it.

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was hanging out with my friends. I noticed that the skin around my shoulders had shedded. I could see my ligaments and muscles. I wondered whether there was something wrong (duh!). The next day it was worse, I could move my rib cage to the side and actually see my organs. I could also see my heart just by looking down, because all the skin had fallen out. I wasn't worried, I just thought it looked scary for others. I realized I was starting to look a lot like the cadavers in my anatomy class, who were dissected. They had no skin and you could see all their muscles, and organs in some of them. Silvana, who is in my anatomy class asked me to come over so that she could study for her anatomy exam, I found it kinda funny. I was scared my organs would get infected, since they were very exposed by now.

20.10.2011

Where is my beach!? (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I woke up at 3:00 AM. I studied anatomy until 3:45, then went downstairs and had a glass of water and a glass of orange juice. I went back to my room, and went on the computer for 10 or 15 minutes. At about 4:00 in the morning I went back to bed. It was very easy to relax because I was really sleepy. I decided I would give Free Falling WILD a shot. I was determined to become aware right before falling asleep, and "catch" myself before falling asleep. I might have lost consciousness for a little while, but suddenly it hit me, I was on the verge of falling asleep. I noticed random thoughts in my head, and couldn't make any sense out of them. I started to really pay attention to my thoughts, as to not lose consciousness. Sleep paralysis then set in. I felt extremely relaxed, and felt a couple of vibrations through my body. I believe I felt my teeth chattering at some point. I had a hypnagogic hallucination about my dad laughing and entering my room, which I knew couldn't be true because my dad is out of town. I stayed still for a while, about 2 minutes. I then decided it was time to step into the dream, which I do by simply stepping out of bed, my dream bed. This time however as soon as I started moving to get out of my bed, it felt as if it was waking life, so I stayed still for a little longer, and eventually did a reality check to make sure I was dreaming.

I stood out of bed, adrenaline rushing through my body, I wanted to fly, scream, do anything. I was extremely excited, I hadn't had a lucid dream in over 2 months, but the dry spell was over. Everything was dark, just like my room had been a couple of minutes ago when I was studying for anatomy. I looked out the window, it was night time. I jumped through the window, but then realized I should stabilize. I held on to the very edge of my window, and pulled myself back into my room. I sat on my bed and looked at my hands. I rubbed them together, and tried to turn the lights on. It didn't work, like usual, but I focused really hard on making the lights turn on, and they slowly did (as if I was using a dimmer). I looked around my room, everything looked normal. I thought about what I wanted to do, and then remembered my goal: I wanted to find a beach and try to find or summon Angel. I jumped out the window once again and started flying as fast as I could.

It was now daytime, I saw a building far away, and was very curious about it. I went inside the building, and kept reminding myself it was a dream. The bulding was like a hotel, and there was some kind of convention going on. I looked at a clock, it marked 1:15, I looked away, and then back at the clock, it read 1:06. I found it funny how texts and the time changed constantly in dreams. I flew out of the bulding, and found myself in a mountain. I was flying, looking for ocean. I then saw water far behind some mountains. I started flying as fast as I could, but started losing lucidity.

I arrived at a little beach, but when I got there it said it was my brother's property, and for some reason I thought it meant I had to leave. I was probably less than half lucid by now, when I heard music coming from the forest. I ran towards the music and found some kind of water park in the middle of the forest. I went on a water slide, which took me to a natural pothole. The water was chilly, I loved it.

12.09.2011

Non Lucid WILD (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I woke up at 3:00 am, and stayed up until 4:00 am. During that hour, I decided what I would do in case I succeeded at WILDing, I listened to music and thought about random stuff. At 4:00 am I decided to go back to sleep and decided that I would "catch myself" right before falling asleep. I was so relaxed that I began falling asleep almost right away. I might have lost consciousness for a little while, but then it hit me. I had to WILD. At that same moment the heavy SP wave came in, and soon after I decided to make the transition.

I stood up from bed, not sure whether I had succeeded, or if I was still awake. I plugged my nose, but it was hard to breathe. It felt extremely real, but I decided to walk to my room's door. Maybe if I explored the house I'd be able to tell whether it was real or a dream. As soon as I got to my door, I heard my mom waking my brother up. For some reason that convinced me that it was not a dream, so I walked back to my bed. Just as I was about to get into my bed, I looked at my window. I would have loved to jump through it if it was a dream, and fly away. Sadly, this was no dream... I went back to bed and fell asleep.

When I woke up to go to University, I realized that I had in fact WILDed successfully, and that I had completely missed a lucid dream, which sucks cause I haven't really had a good lucid dream in the past months, in fact I think my last LD was over a month ago.

20.06.2011

(WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I woke up from a dream. I looked at the time, it was 6 ish. I decided I would give Free-Falling WILD a shot. I started thinking of stuff, of how my parents had met Maria's parents, random stuff. Soon enough chaos set in, and I made sure to recognize the SP wave. It hit me. I was completely paralized.

I had HI's about my brother asking me if it was 1:00 already, and pushing on my sholder as to wake me up. I couldn't move, and started panicking. I broke away from SP, but decided to hold still, SP set in again.

I felt how I transitioned into the dream, and was able to stand up from bed. I did a RC just to make sure it was a dream. My brother was still in my bedroom. I tried to make him disapear, but I couldn't. Instead I just nicely asked him to let me enjoy my LD, and he left. Being the first lucid dream I've had in over a month, I forgot to stabilize, and to take my time. Istead I rushed downstairs, went outside, which to my surprise it was daytime, and started flying. I then found myself in a residence of nice white houses. I think at some point I decided to put glasses on, to see better x). I went inside a house and tried to make Angel come, I knew she was coming, but then a group of DC's came in and we started talking, eventually I lost lucidity.

25.05.2011

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was waiting for the bell to go. It was fourth period, and it was a friday. The bell finally went off, I rushed to my locker, and got my stuff. I went outside of my school and met with Sergio. A whole bunch of hot chicks walked by, and took their clothes off, they were wearing bikinis underneath. They invited us to go with them to the lake. We got on a bus with them, and went to the lake. We didn't know any of them, but they seemed nice. We spent the day at the lake, and came back to school at 8:00 pm.

25.05.2011

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in a counter-strike map with a friend ("IRL"). We were being chased by zombies, and all I had was a lead pipe. I checked my radar. I told my friend we should go to the sewers, and we did. There were at least 5 zombies, and only two of us. I got stuck in the sewers, but was able to get loose just on time. We went outside of the sewers, it was night time and it was getting darker. We decided we would have to fight them. I started beating the shit out of the zombies with the lead pipe, and also used some karate and taekwondo, but they wouldn't die. One of them seemed to be knocked out, and I started hitting it with the lead pipe on its head. Eventually it stood up, even though his face was all messed up. My phone woke me up, it was my mom. I had overslept, and was late for school.

14.05.2011

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at my aunt's house in Venezuela. I was with my cousin, playing xbox 360. We were playing COD. After a while we switched to a different game. I was supposed to escape a haunted house before I was killed. I was being chased by a huge zombie with an axe, and another one with a chainsaw. I jumped out a window and managed to climb a house. I beat the world record aparently.

Dream skips, we are now at the beach. We are in a boat, parked beside another boat about 15 meters from the shore. I'm swimming around the boat when a boat speeds by and it's wake sends me underwater. I had to hold my breath until I found my way out of the bottom of the boat. I swam to the surface, and then noticed that the boat had headed towards a cave on the shore. I went with my brother to see what it was all about. Turned out that there were 2 cadavers, buried in the cave. I saw one of them, it just had sand over it to cover it. My brother and I went back to the boat.

14.05.2011

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at my aunt's house in Venezuela. I was with my cousin, playing xbox 360. We were playing COD. After a while we switched to a different game. I was supposed to escape a haunted house before I was killed. I was being chased by a huge zombie with an axe, and another one with a chainsaw. I jumped out a window and managed to climb a house. I beat the world record aparently.

Dream skips, we are now at the beach. We are in a boat, parked beside another boat about 15 meters from the shore. I'm swimming around the boat when a boat speeds by and it's wake sends me underwater. I had to hold my breath until I found my way out of the bottom of the boat. I swam to the surface, and then noticed that the boat had headed towards a cave on the shore. I went with my brother to see what it was all about. Turned out that there were 2 cadavers, buried in the cave. I saw one of them, it just had sand over it to cover it. My brother and I went back to the boat.

14.05.2011

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

It was early in the morning. I was with Lusho on our way to school. We got off the train and instead of walking to school (a 3 minutes walk), we walked to a bus stop about 5 minutes from the station. We got on the bus, and aparently had to pay 10 bucks to ride it, even if we had the public transit pass. We paid, and sat on the back. It took us to downtown. We got off and wondered what the fuck we were gonna do, we were really far from school. We walked for a while, and then sat under a bridge. Surprisingly, a lot of people we knew walked by. Lupe, a friend of us took a picture of us for some reason. We chilled for a while, and then I realized Lusho was gone. I realized that he was being taked away by some guys dressed in black. I ran towards him, but someone grabbed me. It was a girl. She told me that it would be dumnb to go after him, or they would take me too. I asked her what was happening. She told me they were going to use him for a mission or something. They went inside a car, but nothing happened. I walked towards the car and looked inside. They were just sitting in there, motionless, expressionless. I asked the girl what was all that about. She told me it was a time machine, and while they were there I couldn't do anything about it. I asked how long they would be gone, she told me it could take days, or years. I yelled in frustration, what would I do? what was Lusho doing right now, was he safe?

Of course he was... after all this isn't real. Wait, what am I saying, why isn't this real? Ah, of course, dreams are not real. Which means, that I'm dreaming! I became fully lucid. I started waking up. I rubbed my hands. I looked up and jumped, started flying. I had trouble keeping my vision stable. I flew around for a while, and then went home. I wanted to find Angel. I heard my mom walk into my room. Damn she was gonna wake me up. I felt a hand on my cheek. It was my mom, she told me it was time to go to work. I got up, and went on the computer to record my dream. Then my mom actually woke me up.

08.05.2011

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was Ezio/playing AC. I was in a small village. I was supposed to follow a girl to her house without being seen by guards. I arrived at her place, and hid under the wheat. Guards found me, I tried to kill them, but they had too much HP. Even 4 shots wouldn't kill them. I ran away, jumped down a well. I noticed I was at my Minecraft underground mansion. I got out, now I was in some city. I was with Luis and Diego. We had to make our way back to Canada. We walked for hours, took trains, buses and arrived at Canada. We knew it was canada because of tim hortons. We then entered some kind of celebration. We had to stand still when the national anthem was on. I was caught eating a sandwich. We discovered it was a place for live music. Interestingly enough, Wellington was singing. We stayed in that city, days passed by, and we would always attend those mini-concerts. One day I sat beside a girl I seemed to like. One thing led to another, we looked at each other and kissed. I pulled away right away. I said sorry. She grabbed my hand.
Fast forward, I saw myself with her. We were happy together, we were different to others. We had fun together, and did things no one else did. I loved her, and she loved me, everything was perfect.

07.05.2011

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at hotel with family. I was walking around pool, a guy tried to pick up a fight with me, I kicked him in the ribs, he apologized. I went inside the pool. My dad let Tonka loose, he ran into the pool. I pulled him out. I was called to help anihilate some monsters. I grabbed my weapons, it was kinda like a 3D game. I killed some zombies, I had bad aim. There was a zombie werewolf somewhere.

06.05.2011

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Writing a chemistry exam. I finished before most people, decided to go talk to Mr. Ryall. He took out some beers, we started drinking. He asked me if I was 18. Ms. Rathwell joined. After a while they told me of a party.

Later at the party I was talking to Ms. Rathwell. We made out, she went into a room. I followed her, and lied beside her. I asked her what's up. She said something about going straight to the point. I looked at her, I wondered if it meant... alarm went off.


Ms. Rathwell is a hot teacher at my school x)

05.05.2011

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at a friend's house. Silvana, Andres, Maria and Lusho were also there. It was a sleep over, and we had already decided where we would each sleep. I slept at a couch in the living room. The next morning we went for a run, it was snowing outside, and everything looked grey and white. It wasn't cold though. We went back to our friend's house, and aparently one of us had left a lamp turned on, which almost caused a fire. The night before, our friend's dad had accidentally burned a little piece of couch. He was now spazzing over how careless we were. I told him it wasn;t our fault, and that he had done the same mistake last night. Only then I realized that my friend's father was Howie Mandela, from Deal or no Deal. He then dared me to play, and I accepted. I almost won the million dollars, but instead walked away with 500,000

23.09.2010

Unstable WILD (WILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I find myself lying still, maybe I just wake up from a dream, maybe I just stayed on an unaware state for some minutes. SP Hits me, I hear the usual tinnitus sound. My body unwillingly rolls out of bed. I'm falling through the floor. I see my bed above me, getting further everytime. 'God dammit, why did I have to fall through the floor' I thought.
Ok, maybe I should think of a place and I will land on it. THE PYRAMIDS! That way I might even see Nomad! I think of the pyramids, but I just see the image, I can't make it surround me.
Back in my bed. Alright this seems like a FA, I think. I do a reality check and confirm I'm still dreaming. I get out of bed. My body is heavy, I need to stabilize. I make my room brighter so I can see. I rub my hands together for about 10 seconds, and look at them, trying to make the dream more stable. I need to eat something, ANYTHING! I see my phone lying on my bed, so I grab it and take a bite. DAMMIT, BAD IDEA, tastes like shit! I rush to the washroom and drink water. I notice both my dogs staring at me. Maybe I'm dream sharing with my dogs, *lol*. Ok now, what were my goals for my next lucid dream?
Oh yeah find a peaceful uninhabited planet for myself, and talk to my dreamguide there.
I notice my right eye is closed, making my vision funny. Why the hell is my right eye closed? I open it.
Fuck, back in my bed, too real to be a dream, I'll just stay still and DEILD back into the dream.

23.09.2010

Disappointing DEILD, Planet F-x14 (DEILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I'm holding still, not moving a single muscle, well except for my mouth which was open, I had to close it or I would drool. SP hits me, my body is almost forced to roll out of bed, I fight that force and get out of bed willingly.
Oh right, reality check, *RC*, aight good. Ok let me just turn on the lights.... is that snoring coming from my bed that I hear? I turn around and see a body lying on my bed, sleeping, snoring. I examine it. It's my own body. Am I astral projecting? Or did I subconsciously expect my body to be there, therefore it is there? LaBerge said something about motivation and expectation changing the dream world, might be that. Alright, stabilization, GOD DAMMIT WHY THE FUCK IS MY RIGHT EYE CLOSED AGAIN, IM NOT GONNA OPEN IT THIS TIME. Let's see crunchy food, crunchy food, I need to eat crunchy food, not my cell phone this time. DORITOS!. I lean down beside my bed and reach under it, I pull put a bag of doritos. I take a bunch and eat them all. Yum! The taste is perfect, it feels 100% real, the taste, smell, texture, even the sound of the crunchiness.
Alright I'm gonna go downstairs. I walk through my door, down the stairs. I see my mom with 2 of her students. Do you want doritos? I ask the two little girls. YES! they reply, I give them the whole bag.
I go back upstairs. I stare at a door beside my bedroom.
"Maybe I could turn that into an elevator, I could take the elevator, and maybe it will take me to my planet ! That way I complete the TOTM (basic) and I can complete my personal goal.
I open the door, and it sucks me in. I find myself in a strange elevator. It's a big square platform, which moves up and down.
Alright, take me to my planet, I say.
The elevator starts moving up really fast, a door opens and I'm thrown through it. I turn around, the door is not there anymore.
I start examining the planet. It's a dark planet, with many factories, no green at all. I see many robots and cyborgs with guns, looks like they are about to go to a war. It seems like a small planet, which only purpose is to create cyborgs and weapons. Maybe there is some kind of war going on.
I hear a voice. "Andres! You're in Planet F-X14! What the hell are you doing here? Their only purpose it to find and kill dreamers! They will notice you're an intruder in less than 5 minutes! Quickly, morph into your Fierce Deity form!"
"Who are you? I can't see you!"
"THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT, JUST DO IT"
I morph into Fierce Deity, and pull out my double helix sword.
"Alright, they haven't seen you, you see that pile of junk over there? To your right? Run and hide behin... FUCK THEY SAW YOU. Ok, just fight them, you can do it!"
I see about 20 or 30 cyborgs and robots rushing towards me, shooting at me. Some how I manage to dodge their bullets. I remember my sword can throw cutting disks, just like in Majora's Mask. I swing my sword in their direction, a huge blue cutting disk slices through a bunch of them, cutting them in half. They are close now, I fight them with my sword, I find it actually kinda easy. They're slow and I'm agile. I can jump above them and kill 5 of them at the same time. Hah, stupid planet, they messed with the wrong dreamer ^_^. I should destroy this planet.
I start flying towards space, so I can have a good view and throw a blast at it.
I wake up.
Dammit, I couldn't make it to MY planet, or at least destroy planet FX-14