AndresLD's (somewhat) Crazy Dream Adventures

I was with Tevin, it was nighttime. We were going inside a house. The house was dark and dirty, extremely dirty. There was trash all over the place, even what I thought was manure, dirty plates stacked on top of one another on the floor. We went up the stairs and I made sure to follow Tevin's footsteps, thinking that would decrease my chances of stepping on shit. When we reached the second floor, a group of girls and Diego came into the house. They lived here and I wondered how someone could be so filthy.

Tevin told me to race him to he main door and I found myself doing parkour and skipping the stairs completely, I wondered where I learned to do all that. Once outside I notice there were a lot of people there. We were now at a field. I took my camera out and started taking pictures. Andres N. was there, we went for a walk and he borrowed my camera. When he returned it, it had a small lense on instead of my professional lens. I asked where it was and he said it would probably be by the fire. I couldn't find it and he started freaking out when I told him it was a $700 lens. Diego was warming up for a soccer match but he started helping me look for it too. At one point I realized it didn't matter if I found it because it would still be on my camera by the time I woke up, but I didn't become lucid.

I went to the university and I was swimming in an indoors pool. It was kinda like a tank and there were fish everywhere. I looked down and saw a great white shark approaching me slowly. I got scared but I just swam calmly towards the edge. The shark sniffed me and didn't seem interested in eating me. I got out and saw AJ by a set of monitors. He told me he was studying the sharks as part of his Masters degree. I turned towards the monitor and saw he was releasing two small dogs into the shark tank, and next thing I knew there was a cloud of blood spreading throughout the tank. I started yelling at him and he told me we had to leave because they were coming for us.

I was playing CS:GO on a zombie escape server. I was actually in the game. The round started and I fell behind because I couldn't decide on which weapons to choose. I ended up grabbing a heavy machine gun and a desert eagle. There were already about 10 zombies and they were ahead of me. They hadn't noticed me so instead of shooting them I just sneaked past the first few. I was running along a boardwalk by a river, all my teammate were up ahead waiting for a helicopter to depart holding off the zombies.

I had 3 behind me and they were catching up so I turned around and threw a nade at them, sending them back quite far. The last zombie on my path was in front of me and had noticed me already. I drew my desert eagle and shot him repeatedly in the head while still running towards him. He was weak by the point I got to him and kicked him in the chest making him fall into the rapids below us.

I reached the place where the rest of my teams was holed up, they were behind a wall of craters which I had to climb over. As I climbed over, the helicopter departed holding half the team. About 10 of us were left behind and there were now tens of zombies behind us. We kept running along the boardwalk and reached a house. We entered the house and reinforced all the entrances hoping zombies would just pass by. There were 3 rooms and one of the girls in my team was being really flirty. She took off her pants and was wearing a g-string thong and a pink shirt, she had a perfect squat-ass. She implied we would have to sleep together given everyone else had already picked a bed except for us, I thought of my gf but subconsciously thought it would be alright because it wasn't real.

I was at a small island with a pink house and palm trees. The sky was clear and sunny, and the water was as blue as it could be. I immediately recognized the place, I was in Master Roshi's Kame House. Vegeta and Bulma were arguing about something, and I was Krillin. I thought I should go find Android 18, but Roshi came out and said it was time to train. Goku was there with me. Roshi said he had trained someone and they had become stronger than me and Goku. I thought that was impossible. He gave a command and Chiaotzu came out; at this point I thought this was all a joke.
Roshi told me to give him by best shot. Chiaotzu started charging an energy blast, so I backed up while charging a kamekameha. We shot at the same time, his blast was a big red sphere, it looked really powerful. I was giving it my all but it was too strong. I tired deflecting it to the ground but failed. The red sphere consumed by kamekameha and was now coming towards me. I docked under it and Chiaotzu made it turn around using telekinesis with his index finger and hit me. He defeated me easily and I couldn't believe he had become the strongest human on Earth.

I met up with my kinesiology friends, among them were Ryan, Megan, and Benji. We were in a library discussing how long it had been since we last got together. There was a bit of sexual tension between Ryan and Megan, and she looked hotter than normal..I think her boobs were bigger. Ryan was giving me shit for not going to the Stampede party, and I thought he was wrong. I thought I had actually gone (I didn't).

We left the library and started walking towards a big building. We were in downtown, it was night time, and the sky was cloudy except for a patch where the full moon was shinning through. It was a bit chilly, to the point where I could see my breath. We got to an ally and Benji said this was the place. I just played along. There was a ladder on the building and we started climbing it. It was very wabbly but no one cared. At one point we had to jump to another ladder and I thought it was a bit too risky. We kept climbing and climbing and eventually reached the roof.

On the roof were two of Benji's friends. They had built a hanging campsite between this building and the one next to it. It was like a mesh that you could walk on with tents scattered on top of it. I saw my tent and crawled up to it. Below me was just air and clouds. I thought it was really cool I was camping above the clouds.

07.07.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

This dream might have been right after the FA from the past dream, because the WILD grogginess is there at the beginning.

I am walking through my high school. It's been years since I last came here. I feel really tired and just wanna make it to my car. Someone stops me on the hallway and asks if I have permission to be here. A distinctive, familiar voice from behind me says "Emilio is fine, I invited him as a guest speaker", it is Mr. Dawood, god that man doesn't age. He grins at me and it makes me feel like I am Harry Potter and Dumbledore is getting me out of trouble. I speak with him shortly, then continue on to the parking lot. I get to my car, and a van in front of me is backing up and hits a girl (lightly). The girl starts crying, out of fear, I guess. Her and her friends go ape-shit-crazy on the van tearing anything and everything they can get their hands on. The driver, a 40 something y/o mom gets out crying and apologises. I drive off.

I am at the club, for some reason my mom is there. I think it was a restaurant during the day and she was just paying her bill. I want to order an smirnoff (wtf, shoulda been my cue that it's a dream. I'm more of a Scotch and beer kinda guy) but can't recall the name. The bartender, a gay asian guy, helps me remember the drink's name, Smirnoff, and hands me one. I see Ariana walking around so I go and talk to her. I am telling her about the San Diego trip and how much she missed, as she was originally gonna come too. We are catching up, then Frani (her ex-best friend, with whom I had a summer fling 4 summers back) comes and says hi to me with a hug and a kiss on the cheek, but completely ignores Ariana, then leaves. Ariana rolls her eyes and we keep talking. Dani is also here and we get into a competition of 1-legged squats.

We hear screams and explosions everywhere and suddenly I am in a Zombie Apocalypse/game. There are Tanks everywhere and they are just ripping people apart. I am outside and there's a lot of buildings nearby, but it will be hard to go into one as I am surrounded. One of the Tanks stomps the ground and people fall out of the apartments and they are no longer safe. I see a Tank grabbing a person, tossing them towards a Witch, and the Witch slicing them in half with a Scythe, spilling blood everywhere.

I decide to make a run for it and head to a building. I dodge a Tank by sliding between his legs, and then dodge 3 regular zombies. I get to the gates and the security guard opens it for me, then slams it shut behind me. I run up the stairs and find an open apartment. I go in, there's a guy about my age. We talk about how it seems this is it, this is the end. The Tanks start stomping and everything starts shaking. I see people through the window falling to the street, but we're safe.

We hear alarms and a voice saying it is over, we have defeated the horde. I ask the guy what his name is, it's Andres too. I grab a notebook that he has on his table and start going through it. It's a Dream Journal; he prints out his dreams and sometimes draws them. I think it's neat. I ask him how long he's been into lucid dreaming and he says he gave up a while ago. I explain to him I had quit but I was getting back into it and had 3 in week and a half. He seems amazed. I grab his number and we plan to go clubbing the next day.

I am getting ready to go clubbing, my hair is super long, I can't believe it's grown so much since I shaved it a month ago. I am with Diego and Jesus. We take a cab and then wait for the Party Bus. Andres (whom I met yesterday) arrives and I introduce him to my friends, then Andres Nuñez arrives and says hi to everyone. We get in the Party Bus and realize there's 3 Andres's, and the other two look a lot alike. Andres N. as per usualy makes everyone laugh with silly jokes.

07.07.2016

(SSILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I woke up about 5 hours after going to sleep. I was too sleepy to get out of bed so I just went on fb on my phone, I browsed for 25 minutes and then laid on my back to attempt SSILD. I did the short cycles in about minute and a half, and then started the long cycles. I had drifting thoughts but made it to about cycle 4 before losing consciousness. Next thing I know I'm feeling SP set in so I lay still, wait a minute or two, then plug my nose.

Even though I was 100% sure that I had RC'd too early and woken myself up, air went through. I decided to check again, just in case, as I didn't want to end up in the news "crazy guy jumps out the window in the middle of the night". RC'd confirmed again it was a dream. I get out of bed and feel the usual WILD grogginess; it is early dawn and my room is still dark. I rub my hands together and look at them, there's always something odd about them in lucid dreams. I grab my phone, feel its texture, its weight, and the dream feels more stable now. I sit on the floor, for a moment it felt like I was gonna go straight through it but the floor stops me. I shout "MORE CLARITY" and wonder whether that even makes sense, but it seems to work. My room is lighter by now. My dog Fiona comes in and starts wagging her tail at me and resting her face on my leg as she usually does. I wonder why it is that my dogs always show at my lucid dreams, and think there is a slight possibility that maybe we are shared dreaming.

I think "I have no idea what I want to do right now" and then laugh at how silly that is to think in a lucid dream. I run towards the window and jump out, going through it as I used to do back in the day (or back when I used to lucid dream, really). I start flying and get a rush of adrenaline. Everything goes white but I am still 100% conscious in the lucid dream. It feels like it's something with my eyes, so I just remain calm. By the time I regain my sight I am in my backyard. The sky is amazing, a mixture of Vanilla, orange, and purple. I run off and start flying again, I fly towards the soccer field and enjoy the feeling of it. I missed this. I think of my goal; since my gf is away for 3 months I thought might as well pay her a visit and have some sexy time.

I walk along the street and go into the first car I see, expecting to find her inside. Conveniently, the first car I see is a van (spacious). I go in, and sure enough she's in there. We undress eachother and have sexy time. For some reason I lost my sight yet again, and it took about 20 seconds to get it back.

I have a FA in which my mom comes into my room to check on me and I pretend to be asleep.

05.07.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was at a surf camp with a bunch of friends from Venezuela. It was a huge indoors pool with different rooms in which you could surf. The place was about to close so I returned my board. I ran into Roman and asked him how it went with the 5'6 board. He said it was hard to stand up but he enjoyed it.

I was driving around, it was night time. I stopped at a red light, and then an idiot passed me on the left turn-only lane when the green light came. I honked at him and he pulled over, but continued driving. I got to a cul de sac, drove around, and saw Gustavo, a member from the gym I work at, standing outside. I parked in front of him and said hi. He waved, and looked a little disoriented. My mom called me and told me to go home. Apparently Gustavo was a criminal; I thought it was silly but I drove home.

I arrived at the building I was apparently living in. It was sorta like a 5 star hotel. The lobby was very nice and the hallways were adorned with exotic plants. I wanted to take the outside stairs instead of the elevator. On the way there, I saw a hobo sleeping on the ground and two security guards approaching him to kick him out; I thought it must be cold outside. I exited the building and saw there were a lot of young people in the street; there were lots of bars around and everyone was dressed nicely. I caught a glimpse of my reflection in a window and saw that I was wearing khaki pants and a white buttoned shirt.

In order to go up the stairs I had to get in line, as it was the same line-up to get into the adjacent night cub. Three girls were in front of me; one was a hot, beautiful blonde wearing a black dress, her friend was a cute indian-looking girl wearing a blue dress and had a nose piercing. The indian girl was a little drunk and told me they were not looking to hook up, just wanted to have a girls night out. I smile and say "Good for you" and explain that I'm just going home as I have school tomorrow and I need to sleep. She feels stupid and laughs it off. The blond girl faces me, she looks very familiar and I can't get over how beautiful she is. I smile and say hi, she also smiles.

I'm at home now. My parents are sleeping but they get up and turn on the TV. My dad tells me we're going for a drive but I tell him I am too tired and go to bed.

04.07.2016

(DILD)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I fell asleep during SSILD before I intended to, during the first minute of short cyckes, and found myself semi-lucid in a dream.

I was talking to my brother about something, we were getting ready to go to the university. I put on a new shirt and pants that I had just bought. The pants were huge and I noticed that I had accidentally bought them 6 sizes over my waist size. I told him to drive me to the store; it was a owned by a chinese couple and located in a very sketchy place. It was sorta fenced by high walls and there were hobos all over the place. I went inside (and this time I also noticed they had given me breast implants when I bought the pants) and returned the pants; I asked the cashier I also wanted to return the implants. She grabbed a scapel, and without even washing her hands or putting on gloves, made an incision on my left pec and pulled the implant out. I was bleeding quite a bit. She grabbed a normal stappler and stappled the insicion. She told me taking out the first one was free, but the second one would be 1000 dolars. I left with one impant still inside.

My brother was gone and there were riots everywhere. People were getting killed all around me. A group of people with swords stared chasing me. I ran towards the back of the store and remembered I could use super powers. I tried shooting a kamekameha at them but nothing came out. I ran towards a wall, and ran up the wall and over. I kept running as fast as I could. I reached a building and climbed it. At the roof I noticed a group had followed me and were entering the building. I jumped down the building and glided towards a hospital I used to work at. The hospital was like a maze and different to how I remembered it. I made a "EMERGENCY" sign appear in one hallway which led me to the ER. I told the nurses at triage that I had been abducted and woke up with breast implants (thought that would make it a bit less embarassing) and they sent me in to get it removed.

04.07.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in a different planet. There was almost no vegetation, it was very arid. I saw two bonobos walking up a mountain and talking to eachother in a foreign language. I tried to follow them but they got lost. I realized I was in Earth but it was now dominated by non-human apes.

I was coming out of the Temple of Time and started getting shot at. I looked around and saw Skull Kid hoding a sort of arrow machine gun. I hid behind a wall, pulled out the light arrows and shot him in the head. He ran away.

I was with a group of people in a dark place; it might have been a simulation inside the chamber of time in Kami's lookout. We were being taught how to control our Ki. I wanted to learn to fly right away but knew it would take time. I put my hands facing each other and tried to create a small Ki ball, but instead my hands just got a little warm. I thought it was good progress.

02.07.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was running through the woods with Astrid, we were being chased by zombies (fast, smart zombies). It was getting dark and if we didn't find a place to stay at we would die. We saw a small town in the distance. We ran towards it, and went inside a huge house. I thought it was a mistake choosing a house with so many windows and doors. In the first floor there was manure all over the floor and it smelled bad. We wre clearing all the rooms but didn't find anything until the last one, there was a cow. The cow started mooing really loudly and I had to stab her in the head or it would attract more zombies. The zombies had reached the house now and were trying to get in. We ran upstairs and ran into a 3 zombies. We ran away from them and went inside a room each, next to each other. More zombies came in the house and started trying to open the bedrooms were we were hiding. I managed to lock my door using a belt and knew it was a matter of time before they got into the bedroom where Astrid was.

I remembered I had my stone mask (I was playing Majora's Mask last night) and wondered if it would work; maybe if I wore it they wouldn't be able to see me. I put it on and opened the door. Three zombies came in and smelled around, but they couldn't see me. I stepped out the balcony and saw that there were 3 zombies waiting by Astrid's balcony door. I pushed them off the balcony into the furious sea below. A huge great white ate them as soon as they landed. I rescured Astrid and we left the house.

I knew who was behind the zombie outbreak and where he was. He owned a huge casino in the same town. I packed my weapons and drove there. I parked my car, it was a blue civic coupe with stars painted on it. It was day time by now. I went inside the casino but noticed that security were following me. I exited through a side door and decided I needed a new plan. I was looking for my car but it was gone. I thought maybe I forgot where I parked, so I walked around but to no avail.

02.07.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was with my parents, my brother, Gerardo and Carla (family friends), and their two kids. We were going to drive to Edmonton. We had rented a van but we still had more people than seats. Surprisingly, my dad didn't care. We got in the van and looked for the place in google maps. I remember it being close to the main UofA campus, but it was a house in the middle of a small forest.

On the way to Edmonton we stopped at a small market. They had weird candies such as dead bees dipped in honey, roasted cockroaches, grilled cow eyes dipped in caramel, etc. I grabbed a bee dipped in honey and ate it. The lady warned me that if I bit it I would get stung but it was too late. My jaw stating hurting a lot and started cramping. A tiny ball developedin front of my ear lobes and it hurt a lot. My jaw was closing on its own so hard I thought my teeth would break.

02.07.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was in Ft. Lauderdale with my brother. We were walking along the highway, both carrying our suitcases and Suit bags. I had brought a black suit for some reason and was regretting not bringing the blue one. We stopped in a store and bought stuff to go to the beach. On the way to the beach mom called us and we told her we'd stop at Alvaro's (my cousin) place. His apartment, a small studio, was one block away from the beach. My cousin seemed high but was very welcoming, I wondered were his Siberian Husky, Ace, was and he instantly came. His eyes were very light blue and his brown coat shined, I thought he was the most beautiful dog I had seen.

02.07.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Juan Vi and I were going on a trip with Dani, probably a rock climbing centre. We were trying to recall what our last trip together was before San Diego. We erroneously concluded it was the Orlando trip in 2012; forgetting we went to Daytona when I was in Miami last year.

01.07.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I was with my group of friends from Venezuela, with whom I went to school with from grade 1 to grade 8. We were staying at a big house that had an indoors soccer court; it looked a lot like the court we used to play at in school. We spent all day playing soccer, I was better than I thought even though it had been a whole year since I last played. Alejandro was complaining about something as per usual, probably something Alexis did. We texted the remaining guys from the class to come meet us but they didn't reply.

After the soccer match we decided to go inside and watch a movie, there was a small movie theatre with red seats and a huge 4k 100'' screen. Alejandro and Javier wanted to watch the Real Madrid game but everyone else wanted to watch... Avatar?

I left and went to my room. My brother was there, he had just come back from surfing. I noticed he had rented the same surfboard I rented when I was down in San Diego. It was an epoxy 8' board, green on top, yellow on the bottom. I told him I didn't like the wax job they did on it because it was impossible to get rid of the sand and resulted in bad body rashes.

I went outside and noticed the was a tunnel in the backyard. I went in but it was really dark. I had to crawl through the entrance and almost got a claustrophobic attack. Once past the entrance I stood up and looked around. It was just dirt; I was probably about 8 feet underground. I was scared it would collapse so I tried to exit but the entrance was now smaller and I couldn't fit. I started freaking out and woke up.

28.06.2016

(Non-lucid)

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

I had just arrived at San Diego; I rented a car and drove to mission beach. I went into a mall and rented roller blades. I was skating through the mall and went into a clothing store. In there I saw Mayela and Fabiola (long distance crush from grade 6). I thought of going up to them and saying hi, but it had been about 8 years since the last time I saw them. I ran into Paola, Laura and Pau. I thought it was funny we ran into eachother in San Diego, and we took a picture together. I looked for Fabiola but she had already left. I skated towards the boardwalk but it was hard because it was uphill. A kid and I were helping each other up. At the boardwalk I got kidnapped... by my dad. My brother was there and he had also "kidnapped" Fabiola and Mayela. I didn't take the whole thing to seriously. Fabiola had scars all over her face but she was still beautiful; she was really distant (maybe she didn't like being kidnapped). We drove to a secluded beach and found parking. The beach was like a bay with a small pier in the middle. There were huge waves; I wanted to go in and surf but there were tons of sharks.

I need to start keeping a book beside my bed so I can write dreams as soon as I wake up; I feel like I had more details on this one but I didn't write anything down until about 2 hours after waking up. I will also try to start being a bit more descriptive of the setting, details, and thoughts rather than just going through the plot.