AndresLD's (somewhat) Crazy Dream Adventures

I was playing CS:GO on a zombie escape server. I was actually in the game. The round started and I fell behind because I couldn't decide on which weapons to choose. I ended up grabbing a heavy machine gun and a desert eagle. There were already about 10 zombies and they were ahead of me. They hadn't noticed me so instead of shooting them I just sneaked past the first few. I was running along a boardwalk by a river, all my teammate were up ahead waiting for a helicopter to depart holding off the zombies.

I had 3 behind me and they were catching up so I turned around and threw a nade at them, sending them back quite far. The last zombie on my path was in front of me and had noticed me already. I drew my desert eagle and shot him repeatedly in the head while still running towards him. He was weak by the point I got to him and kicked him in the chest making him fall into the rapids below us.

I reached the place where the rest of my teams was holed up, they were behind a wall of craters which I had to climb over. As I climbed over, the helicopter departed holding half the team. About 10 of us were left behind and there were now tens of zombies behind us. We kept running along the boardwalk and reached a house. We entered the house and reinforced all the entrances hoping zombies would just pass by. There were 3 rooms and one of the girls in my team was being really flirty. She took off her pants and was wearing a g-string thong and a pink shirt, she had a perfect squat-ass. She implied we would have to sleep together given everyone else had already picked a bed except for us, I thought of my gf but subconsciously thought it would be alright because it wasn't real.