The Nomad Chronicles

I am dancing to dubstep on the Moon, coming out of my cousin, DJ Blest. We are in front of the stage on the ground in the Biodome. He is cheering me on as I create magical webs with the music.

Raven, MoSh, and Tigress come over. Loaf is looking all around like he's confused.

Raven: What are you doing?

MoSh: I am not going to waste my lucidity on watching Nomad do silly spider web magic tricks.

I shoot a web-bubble at MoSh. He looks confused. It pops, then forms a web over him. He starts freaking out.

Shit! He's claustrophobic! I inhale the web.

MoSh is catatonic.

"Dude... I was just going to show you... Uh... MoSh? HEY! WAKE UP."

His mouth is slowly moving. He mumbles something about the naga god and the spider god....

I am suddenly pulled into a weird dream.

MoSh and I are two giant gods battling in a valley. I am the spider god, and he is the naga god.

We battle for days. We do not need to drink or eat or breathe. We are immortal.

We battle for weeks.

He shoots venom at me, but I block it with web shields. He repels my web attacks with his wings.

I shoot venom into my webs. A paralyzing venom runs down the web after it sticks him, and he is paralyzed. I wrap him up in my web, and stand on him.

Other gods appear and applaud.

I hang him up in my cave. I feel strange.

My guts burst open, and I vomit. Baby nagas come out of me. He laid eggs in my gut during the fight.

I lose...

We are back in the Biodome. We are all sitting in the living room of my Living House.

Raven: I forgot how cool this was.

Angel appears. "Oh, honey, why didn't you tell me we had guests?"

She magically floats fruit pies and ice cream to everyone.

MoSh hands me a small pipe.

DUDE WE JUST SMOKED DMT IN A DREAM. YOU WERE IN MY DMT DREAM IN A DREAM WHAT THE FUCK MAN.

It's cool. It was us in another dimension.

I look into MoSh's eyes, and I see a snake hissing at me.