The dude with the Blob DG
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, 09-13-2010 at 07:02 PM (597 Views)
I am gardening in the Biodome with Raven, Angel, and some others. We are pulling weeds out of the garden, and turning them into mulch. A portal opens behind me with a whoosh. I turn around. The portal is black and purple. I see a young blond man with brown hair falling through it along with a strange blob DG.
He tumbles out, and stands up in front of me. He stands up, and dusts himself off. I feel the DG is a little embarrassed. I stare at the DG. He is a floating dark green wet orb, the size of a giant beach ball. He skin is like that of a frog's. He is covered with many eyes. He also has many small mouths with tiny sharp pointed teeth. He grins at me, and bounces his eyebrows. There are little bumps flowing over his skin like a pulse. A few of them slither out of him like snakes. I then realize they are astral tentacles. This crazy fucker is covered in them! Holy shit.
We are somewhere else in outer space... on an asteroid? Why?
I feel this dream guide laughing as one of his astral tentacles touches my third eye.
Everything explosive some Chunnel funneling fennel
fenugreek greeks leak leaks
what the fizzzukk k k k... k...
Everything is wavy and weird as my body divides and destroys itself going into infinity...
the silence slimily screams as it envelops my soul in a fine green hellish mist
i am warm at home
in Hell
I am falling... faster... toward the The Earth? no!
Hurtling toward the moon, I am going to die...
This atmosphere is going to burn me up!
Atmosphere?
Life?
On the Moon?
I am jolted into my standing body.
I fall backward to the ground. I see the portal behind the dream guide and the young man close. The DG says his name is DJ Blob, and he knew me in a past life. I used to be his dog. We hunted ducks in the woods. Ok...
The blond man is thinking about something. He blurts something out in a language of the Norse. I see strange curly runes like living tattoos grow out of his mouth when he speaks, and crawl on his face. My babelfish translates. "Hello! Hey, you! Waking Nomad? Am I right? Are we here? Shit. Dream ending? Anyway, my name is Jorgen, (something like that), and I want to tell you, that we are in a shared lucid dream together. And I made it. Here. Now!"
"Oh, shit, cool man! You're another dreamer! What's your name again?"
Then he starts speaking English. "Oh! I was speaking my native language. I made it to the Moon, Waking Nomad!" At this point he changed into a large boar with light brown fur, and eight eyes. He looked like Kamapua'a. "Ah, I would love to rummage around, but, shit, my dream is about to end so, I must bid you adieu!" He bows and becomes blurry as he winks out of sight.
His DG winks at me, opens a portal, and disappears.