The Nomad Chronicles

this was a dream, a most long and epic dream I had the day my cousin, Bobby AKA DJ Sabertooth died.. That was 7/27... this is a continuation..

I teleport us to the City of Nowhere. The City is growing increasingly complex. A strange government is evolving. People are building strange buildings, and walking odd plants down the street...

WHOAH!

We fly back, viewing the Land of Nod. We see strange creatures building their own cities. We fly even further back.

The Moon

is

green.

NO WAY, DUDE!

Oh, yes way.

I terraformed the Dream Moon in the name of The People of Urth, hallowed be the name of Father Gawn! The Dream Moon is now the Green Moon.

DUDE THAT IS SO FUCKING BADASS.

But, not all perceive the Green Moon, not even those who seek it, for I have hidden it beneath the surface of the grey moon. I declare myself god of the Green Moon!

Dude, that is so badass!

Let's go back to the City. I am going to build myself a new temple for my new persona, or aspect of myself. It's all very Hindu-ish.

I know.

We fly back. Some of the residents have begun constructing me a temple.

Dude, I am going to be a god, too!

So do it!

Saber, says hmm... I see a picture floating above his head. He flies into it.

I follow him.

For some reason, I feel like he got to this place on the other side years before me.

I am on a mountain high up, with just a few gnarled trees, some grass and lichen and large rocks about. I follow a small dirt path to a strange low white temple.

The temple is stark: no carvings, offerings, or altars, just pillars, and a marble floor.

At the far end, I see someone levitating in lotus above a pillow.

I walk to him.

Who greets the great god, Bob!

I do. I am am...hmm.. the Green Man... no... I am Noname, God of the Green Moon!

Noname? Dude you are so gay!

No, you're gay. The god, Bob?

Do not mess with the god, Bob. I am god of Bob, and there is no other Bob before me. Thou shalt love thy Bob with all thy heart. Treat Bob as you would also treat Bob. I am Bob, and I shall bow before me.

:laugh:

DUDE! YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!

Saber turns into a giant eight armed electric saber toothed tiger. He leaps at me, and pounces on me.

He grabs me, and becomes the size of a skyscraper. He roars in my face.

I laugh and spit electric fire on his nose.

I morph into a giant lava minotaur. My witchblade covers me in epic spiky mech-armor. I summon a lightning mecha chain blade, and a shield with an iron cross on it.

Saber covers himself in dinosaur bone armor. We both summon violet lightning from the ground. We charge at each other. We battle for days... We battle for weeks... months.... years... centuries... we grow white hair, we grow stronger and larger, we whoop in the joy of the battle...

We become two spinning orbs of light, we spin through the universe...

We say:

I AM EVERYTHING AND NOTHING!

Everything is beautiful!
Everything is blessed!
Everything is ugly,
and everything is cursed!
From dust to dirt to tree to thee
then soon after, you poop out me
the poop becomes dirt
which becomes a tree
along with the water
poured forth from thee
the tears of a cloud
the tears of a god
here on the dream Plane
I AM A GOD!