The Nomad Chronicles

I am a little goblin hiding in bush with a net and a spear. I'm going catch me a unicorn!

i giggle to myself as I hear a herd of unicorns approaching... LOL LOL LOL.

They stop nearby and graze. They hear me sniff, and bolt.

I throw my net over one, and hold on, it drags me through the forest. YOU BASTARD, YOU LITTLE FUCKING GOBLIN. I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR BRAINS, GODDAMMIT LET ME GO FUCKER!

no! NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME THE MULTICOLORED RAINBOW MAGIC ICE-CREAM SHIT, FUCKER!

The unicorn swings his head, slamming me against trees as he runs. I climb up the net to his head, and gnaw on his horn.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU NASTY LITTLE MONSTER!

AH IT'S A DREAMVIEWS TASK OF THE MONTH. GIVE ME MY MULTICOLORED RAINBOW ICE CREAM, UNICORN, OR I WILL TURN YOU INTO A little GOAT!

you can't do that!

I accidentally gnaw through the net like an idiot.

The unicorn runs away and laughs, pooping out balls of rainbow ice cream. red, blue, and yellow.

THANKS FOR NOTHING, ASSHOLE. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE RGB!

Haha. You're pretty stupid for an interdimensional goblin! LOL GOBLIN HAHAHAA!

The unicorn jumps off a cliff and sprouts wings.

I pout and eat the ice cream. I make a green tea one appear, but it tastes like grass.

The unicorn banks around and spits fireballs at me.

WTF!

I make a sphere of water and burrow into the ground, stuffing the ice cream balls in my little leather bag.
I sit in the ground and munch on the ice cream.

NOTES

moles

ants

underground kingdom...

(for some reason, I am in the same forest I was in when I first met Raven in dreams and we fought Templars with Selene.)