The Nomad Chronicles

Two young dreamers come into my dream riding baby dragons. They zip around, asking me to make them lucid.

You are riding fucking dragons.

I know, but make me lucid.

Ok. You are dreaming.

I know, but plz tell me how I can get lucid so I can do the dream share thing with you guys!

What?

C'mon, PLEASE?

I morph into Kamapua'a slowly.

[IMG]http://www2.hawaii.edu/~romeror/Kamapuaa.jpg[/IMG]

I roar at them: LOOK AT YOUR DAMN HAND. YOU ARE DREAMING, GODDAMMIT!

They look at their hands. One has zombie hands, the other one has 11 reptile fingers. They both become lucid, and instantly wake up.

They keep coming into my dreams, and the process repeats a few times. I get annoyed and boot them out of my dreams into their Inner Worlds.