The Internal and Subconscious World of DropTherapy

EDIT (9/17/17):
I was walking down the street with a group of friends that don't actually exist when an alien spaceship crashed right in front of me and turned into a robot. My friends were running and screaming all over the place as the creature was shooting lasers everywhere. I then looked at my hand. Instantly I said out loud "this is a dream, isn't it?" due to the fact that my hand was twice as long as it usually was and appeared to have shorter fingers. I then gained lucidity and decided to roam this world that I would only be in for what felt like a few hours.

fragment #1 : i was at a school, trying to take revenge on a bully.
there was a hole in his pants. i snuck over there. "what are you doing?" he asked.
"nothing, i..uh..." i said. he then shoved my head to the ground. he stared at me angrily for a few
seconds, but then smiled as he said "nice attempt, kid" and let me free "but the next time you try that, you'll be
on the ground crying."

fragment #2 : i am a big fan of amy rose from sonic the hedgehog. remembering that in my dream, I
go to my next-door-neighbor's house. I think of a good reason why she would meet me, and then i concentrated on the door. i opened the door, and out came an old lady. she started to lick my arm.
"and now for the last of the glue..." she said. "done."


so... yeah. that one backfired on me.

EDIT(9/17/17):
Fragment #3: This one is basically a vivid scrap. I remember my friends and I were stuck in a maze of glowing light cubes, attempting to find a clear exit.

I actually had this dream a while ago. but that was before i discovered this site.
i don't really remember much, but this is what i do remember :
i was in my room on the computer. i had a windows 7 laptop (when in real life i have a windows XP one)
and a windows 7 computer. i looked behind me and on my bed was a package i apparently had been waiting
FOREVER to have. I opened it and found a prototype PS5 controller. I went downstairs to show my aunt,
who was sitting in a recliner. I showed it to her and she said 'that hurt,' and then my name.
i went back upstairs to browse on the computer some more, and after apparently not downloading anything,
a loading screen popped up on both computers. they then said "congratulations! a virus on your computer
has successfully connected to the internet!!!" after that, things started flying around on the screen for a few seconds, then everything went back to normal.

I was at the playground on a rainy day. I then went to the principal's office, where a vampire that looked a lot like Megamind came to greet me and bit me on the arm (which is where vampires tended to bite me in my dreams at the time). I felt a sharp, stinging pain for a brief period of time and then he left. There was a ramp that lead to a higher level and there was a mummy like skeleton who wanted me to do a quest. I remember that the room was covered in gold and riches. Every step the mummy took, his priceless gold jewelry clanked around. I then woke up to realize that that was the sound of my mom's necklace shaking as she tried to wake me up for school.

I was at a camp site when I heard about the invasion of an evil demon that had been haunting the camp site. Me and my friends were terrified. We were scrambling around at the main tents when I saw it. It appeared shorter than me (I was 6 or 7 at the time) and was wearing a white robe over everything except for it's eyes and it's hands. It also had a bandanna on it's forehead which had the Australian flag on it. It approached me and proceeded to cut open my hand with an exacto knife of some kind. I then ran away.

This technically isn't my first memory, but it was the first memory that I remembered. For whatever reason, my memories happened out of order. My actual first memory was the Christmas party of 2006.

I remember being on a car trip with my mom. After that happened, I saw me and my mom in my house in the doorway to the kitchen. I was depicted as a generic baby. You know, the kind that has one hair on it's head, one tooth, and a generic blue one piece pajama outfit. My mom said something to my grandma, and then my grandma replied with something. I then woke up to my grandma telling me about how awesome I am.