INeverWakeUp's Super Dream Journal

It started out I was on stage at a Green Day concert. The lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong...well, I think he was just bring fans on stage. It was weird. Anyway, my dad comes over and gestures for me to get down.
"You need to go buy ice cream for Mrs. Smith's kids."he said. I sighed, then did as he said. Oddly, Mrs. Smith had nine kids(totally missed DS), but she only three in real life, and in the dream they were all babies(another missed DS!). So, I journeyed to the ice cream shop. I came in. This place looked more like a burger joint rather than an ice cream shop. I proceeded to the front, where an employee stood(and he looked like he rather be eating broken glass than working here).
"How may I help you?"he said.
"Nine ice creams please."I replied.
"What kind?"
"Uh...(having no clue what they wanted)all vanilla."I said. The guy slowly got the ice cream cones together, and slowly filled them. In the meantime, I dropped my wallet on accident. Then, a girl I know came over, picked it up(and when you think she'd hand it to me), and ran out the door.
"D*** it! That's my money!"I shouted. So, using my common sense, I chased her outside and caught her. I got my money back, and I think she got arrested.
"You're harsh."she said. "Can't spare a dime." She glared at me.
"Well, excuse me! I have to buy ice cream for nine kids!" I said, returning to the shop. I know, I know. When's the werewolf part coming? Well, it's almost here, but I think it's only reasonable to post the whole dream...so sorry. And I know...long dream. So, I bought the ice cream when I came back in.
"Come again..."the employee said like he didn't care(I'm sure he didn't). So, I came back to the concert, and Armstrong was now throwing yellow heart-shaped hand grenades. Odd...very odd. Then, my dad came over with the ice cream receipt.
"You spent that much money...on ice cream?!"he shouted. Now I was p***ed. I walked away. "Get back here!" he rambled on. I ignored him, and continued on. I was a sidewalk now. Then, the world started falling around me, like I was waking up or something. I quickly reacted, by jumping fifty feet in the air! I landed, and the world stopped falling. Then, I realized something: How did I jump so high? I DON'T HAVE the ability to do that! LUCIDITY ACTIVATED! H*** yeah! About time, right? Then, I used the spinning method to do a setting change. I usually go to random places, so I did. I saw a light blue house in the new setting. It was also night time. I went into the house with caution. A woman saw me.
"Good,"she said",you're finally here. Now go fix that pipe upstairs!" I figured I'd just go upstairs, then ditch the place. However, upstairs was a room overlooking a huge swamp. Then, a group of people came in, with my mom included. Oh dear, what now?
"Hey, I have a job to do, and you're all in my way!"I said.
"They're taking you away for tests."my mom said.
"What?"I asked.
"Tests, honey. We think you're hiding something from us and we want a confession.Confess now, or take the tests."she replied. Well, I don't think I knew what I was hiding. Then, I saw a young girl, probably five years older than me. I became hungry for some odd reason. Then, it came to me. Oh yeah...I'm a werewolf in my dreams! I was still lucid, so I knew I'd get my prize. But it was not even dusk yet. So, I knew what I wanted to do.
"I'll take these tests."I said. So, the people grabbed me and transported me to a building. We stopped by a large pool outside the building.
"For the first test,"a man said"We will have you swim to the bottom of the pool."
"How deep is it?"I asked.
"Twenty feet. You will drown, and we will save you before it's too late. Don't worry, our life guards are the best."the man replied.
"H*** no!" I said. I jumped into the pool and began to swim away. Then, that girl chased me. I got to the other side where she was already waiting.
"Sorry."she said. Oh, she was gonna be sorry at moon rise. Then, she tranquilized me with a dart. I fell into the pool...all the way to the bottom. The life guards quickly saved me.
"Ready to fess up?" the man from earlier said.
"No f***in' way."I replied. I had only come here to waste time. Then, when enough time had passed, the full moon would be present, and it would be werewolf buffet time. Oddly, it's a full moon at night all the time in my dreams. Sometimes, I just don"t see it. For the next test, they tried hypnotizing me. They once again failed to make me confess. Finally, as we were about to go to another room for the next test, dusk had ended, and it was night! Then, as I was scanning the skies for the full moon...I awoke from my dream! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I was so close! Next LD I have, I'm hunting that girl down! To all of you who read this to be disappointed to see no werewolf action, I'm sorry. But I promise my next full LD will be werewolf filled.