insideout

Nonlucid, Lucid, Partially lucid

April 25, '11: I go outside and find my car door open. I see another car with its doors open. Laura is there, taking the car, pushing it. She tells me she is doing it for exercise. She and her boyfriend/husband get in the car and drive away.
I start to fly and follow them. I make a magic link to the car so I can follow it easily.
I become partially lucid. As I fly, I see a meteor shower. The meteors crash into the ground, causing explosions Two of them hit me, and it stings.
I am flying on a chair and holding a pillow.
I see a lady riding an ostrich and other people running or riding things. They are in a hurry to get to work. I figure that must be where Laura is too.

I ride the ostrich with the lady. We stop and everyone stands in a group, facing their boss woman.
The boss lady fires and old man and makes him pay $600 or more. I shout, with my hands cupped around my mouth, "That's bullshit!"

I tell her that it is not fair to make him pay her for working and being fired. I tell them that in my world there are regulations controlled by the government, to protect people. They don't seem to like this.
As I talk, I pick up a packet of mayonnaise, bite it, and suck on it. I say "gross" and throw it down. Someone tells me I am not a very good speaker, or leader, or something like that. Everyone leaves.

An old man who looks kind of like Fred Phelps (of the Westboro Baptist Church) approaches. He is angry and has a knife (a bread knife).
I grab the knife and stab him with it. It is like he is made of wood. Then I run away with the knife and throw it over what looks like the edge of the world.