International Oneironaut Shared Dreaming Journal

MrIrony's dream

I can't remember all of the beginning, but here's a summary of what happened:
I'm a king. My wife gave birth to my daughter some time ago. I'm really happy because of it. Something about evil witch taking place of my wife. I found out about it and banish her. Then I leave my daughter to a maid in my castle and then me and some knights leave the castle (Which, from the outside, looks identical to my house.) to find my wife. At this point I'm not the king anymore, I'm a peasant or something who is supposed to help the king and his knights on the journey. They are already on horseback, waiting next to the "castle". There are some swords near them, so I grab one. I can barely swing it with one hand because it's so heavy. (Or I'm just weak. Could be that too. Most likely that.) Then I become lucid, take the sword with me and start walking away from the yard. The king asks me where do I think I'm going. I tell him I'm going to scout the area around us for clues. He thinks it's a good idea and lets me go.

Suddenly I'm in some place that seems a lot like a mall. My sword has turned into an battleaxe. I walk through one door and see that I'm in one bulding near one of my classmate's house. I remember that I'm supposed to go to chichen itza and try to imagine it being outside. But everything is just like in real life. I go back to the house. Now there's a lot of my classmates running around. There are some tables placed around the room. I see the boy who lives close to this place and ask him why are my dreams always geographically correct. He starts explaining something about parasites. I listen even though I'm not believing a word he says. I just don't want him to get mad and attack me, which would cause everybody to attack me and thus end the dream. Once he stops talking I walk out of the room back to the mall and see an doorway that leads to darkness. I think that would be a good place to teleport to the pyramid as I can't see what's on the other side, so I walk there.

I walk in a dark corridor for a while before appearing into some place. The ground and trees are all minecraft-y. There's an large pit on the ground. Then some creature approaches me. The dream tells me that it's a bear and it's the newest upgrade to minecraft. It's not made of blocks, although it's doesnt look like a real bear either. I just jump and decapitate it with my axe. I think of jumping to the pit in an attempt to teleport, but decide to walk forward instead. There are pits everywhere. Soon I meet a witch. She's also not minecraft-y nor real, like the bear. She shoots some random magic spell at me, but I just run directly at it and decapitate her too. Then I encounter another bear, kill it, go forward. Then I finaly see something new in the distance. A vault door. But there's some vampire in front of it, made with the same style as the witch and the bear. I hit him into the stomach a few times, but he doesn't die. Then I succesfully remove some part of him, dunno what, and after that I, once again, cut his head off. I run towards the vault, but my dream ends.