MoSh's DJ: The Best Dream Journal in The Universe.

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Super WTF Dream

Starts off... 3rd person view on a bus full of assassin women. Someone is there covertly and does something with a TV screen... there's a silhouette of woman's cleavage of the screen. It draws the attention of the women on the bus. The person behind the screen then kills all the women on the bus.

now me and my brother are on the bus and are trying to drive it. We crash it near a mall. The bus shrinks and we are pushing it home. We go into the mall and go down an escalator. The bus is no longer with me. I walk by an area where someone is playing a piano. I recognize the tune and in the dream i know how to play a better version of the song than the one the person is playing.

I crawl through a tiny route back to my home. When i get there someone says i forgot the bus. I crawl back through the tiny space. It's a winding tunnel i can barely fit through. There are electrical wires sticking out and it's painful to get past them.

I Get back to the mall. The piano is now gone and the escalator is now an elevator. I get on the elevator to go up, but the button panel is a screen with guitar hero on it. I mess with the buttons trying to access the elevator controls but the guitar hero screen won't go away. Then my landlord and brother get on the elevator and complain why it won't go up. I keep playing with the guitar hero screen trying to get the elevator to go up but it won't do anything. I curse at it loudly.

Water

I'm with a couple by a pool of water. They keep telling me to dunk my head in the water. I do this and so do they.

Week long trip

Me, My brother, and someone else are in chilliwack. We are supposed to attend a funeral or something. but I don't remember going. I am forced to walk across BC to alberta.

somehow I pick up a tiny mini cycle with a motor. I spend a while driving through the mountains. I come across a town to get gas but i meet people there and I'm invited to stay with them for a night. While at their house I count the money in my wallet and it seems i have enough to get gas.

In the middle of the night I'm awakened by two people rioting outside. One person says that they are going to burn the house down. Then he says something about the people inside not having guides. I run through the rooms in the house trying to find another exit out. I fine a room with windows i can open. I don't gp through and go to the front door to negotiate with the rioters. I tell them that i do have guides and that they will protect me. One of the men says that i am free to go.

I go into the garage and get my bike. I wheel it out to the front lawn when one of the rioters approaches me. He looks engraged and I can clearly see his face. He approaches me with intent to kill. But the man behind him tells the man I am free to go so stop trying to kill me. It occurs to me that the angry man is a dreamer and the man behind him is his dreamguide. His guide tries to stop him but the man won't listen. I pull out a kitchen knife and put it against the man's neck with the dull end. But i see it clearly cuts him... WTF. I tell him he should stop. i'm the one with the blade and he should let me go without a fight... i mean no harm to any of them. The guide agrees but the man then summons an exacto knife. My memory fades here.