non-lucid

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Got Lucid last night, only I didn't remember my tasks. Didn't seem to be thinking clearly at all really.

23.30: Sleep

08.00: A-bomb dough MILD
I'm with a couple of people on a dock, kneading together different coloured playdough. I mix the colours and try to make an atom bomb, I actually know the way to do it and soon I've got a big lump of purple dough. I make another piece which is going to pierce the lump and make it blow up. I make it into a spear and pick up the lump and spear, they're pretty heavy. I walk up to the edge of the dock.

I realise I'm dreaming. I jump in the water and start sinking right away. I just relax and imagine the big lump I'm holding not weighing me down, but carrying me upwards like a balloon. After atleast ten meters down or so I start floating upwards and I soon brake the surface. I spot two glowing eyes nearby. "Watch out for the fox!" people at the dock starts yelling at me. I swim away casually as the fox closes in.

When it reaches me, it turns to my brother Morgan. He dives and I follow him under. We stay under for a long period of time. "You gotta get back up and get some air!" I tell him underwater. He doesn't want to.

08.00: Fishing
I'm with my friend Henrik and we're fishing in a lake. There's plants and seaweed everywhere but I manage not to get stuck. My fishing bobber goes down almost right away and I pull up a small brown fish and throw it back in. The next fish in line is cut in half. "Oh damn, this one's been bitten by a pike!" I say and hold it up for Henrik to see. "No it hasn't" he says. The fish starts talking. "I'm going to be a professional swimmer when I grow up" I throw the fish back.

I get another fish which has been ripped open and throw it back. After a while Henrik gets a big one, atleast big enough to eat. It's a seabass and I inspect it closely. It's got a sickly yellow colour instead of green, and it has red veins going all over. It doesn't even feel healthy. I tell him to keep it if he wants to. A big boat appears and I change my fishing spot. Up ahead by the shore I spot a few book shelves. I walk up to them. They're completely filled with food. A food storage! The book shelf furthest in is filled with different kinds of pancakes.

08.00: WBTB 10 minutes

09.30: Jumping around MILD
I'm at work. My coworkers Björn and Fredrik is there. We're talking when I suddenly get Lucid. "Hey, if you jump several times, you will get higher and higher each time" I tell them and start jumping. With each jump I get higher and higher and they're amused. Soon I'm a few meters up and I make a frontflip, but somehow I start sliding to the right, down the wall we were standing on. I scramble to my feet on the side of the wall, holding a metal rod. Hmm, I wonder why you can't just pierce solid rock like that, just because you know you can't in real life.

I stab the wall and hit a hole in it. Oh well, this will have to do. I make a one armed pull up and walk up to Björn again. "Hey, do you have the working diary?" I ask him. He checks his pockets. "No I don't, sorry." "Yeah you do, look, I can see it in your pocket there" I say and point at his leg, a diary is clearly in there. He picks it out and hands it to me, it's all black. Passive control is cool.

09.30: Fragments
*I'm with a couple of people in the middle of the woods. I've got two buckets of soil and I pour it out on some plants we planted there earlier. I'm doing some kind of trial and there's another guy with us who has just recently passed it. He's got a bandage on his arm, covering up a wound which indicates he made it. Suddenly we can all hear a loud noise. It sounds like gunfire or an airplane. "Yeah, there it is" our leader says. We stalk down the path and try not to make too much sound. A big wall made out of mud appears infront of us. It's got a big face carved in it. I hold out my hand and try to make it go away. The other guy uses his Earth powers to do so. "Does everyone have an affinity towards Earth?" I ask the leader. He nods.

*I'm in a big lake with several others. We're lined up on surfing boards and plastic floating matresses. Under us are different water animals, stingrays, a big whale in the middle and big fish. I hold on to a stingray under me and we're all going really fast over the water. Once we stop I lie down ontop of my matress and relax, I can't breathe properly because of the water.

09.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements: 200 mg B6

That's it! I also tried to WILD or DEILD in between the dreams, but I only got some weird SP sensations including people singing, got a bit too excited and couldn't do it so I just fell back asleep. I need to experiment more with that, it's so awesome.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Was out drinking heavily last night, but I slept for so long that the REM rebound must have kicked in. Had a couple of fun dreams including some lucidity.

02.00: Sleep

13.00: The beach
I'm on a beach with Monica and my friend Felix. Felix is out in the water. I see a huge wave coming in. "Felix watch out!" I yell and the second later it crashes down on him. The water washes over me but I don't care, although the people sunbathing might. I look behind me and see a mother and daughter lying there. They squeal when the water hits them.

I've got a surfing board and I decide to try it out. It's white and pretty small, like a plastic board or something. It's awesome! I ride the waves and I'm pretty good considering I've never done it before. I start thinking of dream control and know I can control stuff. I make the thing spin around and around while going towards the beach. Monica is gone I realise when I head for our blankets. Although there's a piece of reed sticking up from the water. I grab it and Monica comes up with it. "Damn it!" she says, her ninja attempt thwarted.

13.00: Fragments
*I'm with my friend Henrik. We're going to a natural water spring, apparently they've made a big fountain there. I can see water running down a mountain wall and Henrik reaches out with a bottle. The water hits a pine further up and I don't feel like drinking pine-water. I spot a huge tanker truck by the well. It's filling up with water.

*I'm playing World of Warcraft. I walk around in some neutral city and head up a mountainside. There are no people around strangely. I walk up to a shop and try to find some item I want. It's only got high level gear, and a fancy tune starts playing as soon as I talk to the NPC. I leave him and head up the mountain side. I stop at the top and look at the view, it's pretty cool.

*I wake up in my bed. All I can see is Monica's panties in my face, she's frisky this morning I think and kiss her. I look up and around the room. Our kitchen door is dark brown. That's not right. I count my fingers and realise I'm dreaming. The dream becomes unstable right away.

I end up in darkness and get some SP sensations. I visualize sand in my hands and start spinning.

Suddenly I'm standing on the beach again from the previous dream.

I lose the dream again and I relax as much as possible again.

I wake up in my bed, I've got seven or eight fingers.

I wake up for real.

13.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: Lots of alcohol

That's it! If nothing happens tonight, I'm doing a proper WBTB tomorrow morning, wish me luck!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a long dream last night and a bunch of fragments.

22.00: Sleep

05.10: Fragments
*I'm watching two kids my mom takes care of on weekends play around. The boy tickles himself and giggles very loud. My mom tells him to be quiet.

*I'm standing in a room with a door next to me. There's a rocky landscape outside and I quickly head out, take a fist full of stones and go back in. As I inspect the stones, I realise they're beautiful crystals in different shapes and colours. A girl I'm with is amazed.

*I'm on a motorcycle, trying to stop for fuel at a gas station. The bike barely makes it and starts shaking the last bit.

05.10: Gran canaria fight
I'm in a car with Monica and we're going through valleys and up hills to get to our hotel. We're back at Gran Canaria for a second vacation. Suddenly we're at the hotel and I intend to relax in the sauna a bit. I open the door and there's a bunch of old men in there. I close it because I forget something I need to do.

Dream skips. I'm outside, fishing on a wooden dock. There are two Canarians next to me. I get a very small brown fish, it's got sharp fins and I cut myself a bit trying to get the hook out. I make it though and the Canarians are extatic, they want to eat it. I hand it to them. My friend Henrik and some other guy shows up, they start messing with us right away and I refuse to take crap.

I hit his friend in the face and push Henrik so he falls. His friend gets up and throws a bottle at me. I dodge it and try to throw one myself, but it gets stuck on my sleeve. He pushes me towards the edge and I hold on to the railing. Another push and I start falling down towards a road. I land and start limping away. I look back and see the guy chasing me. I throw some rocks and hit him in the head with them, several rocks later he gives up and I make my way up to Henrik again. I slap him in the back of the head. "Make sure you don't get idiots for friends you idiot" I tell him.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Did some mantras before going to bed last night, and it paid off! I had another Lucid finally, it's been almost two weeks since last time. Never underestimate the power of MILD.

22.10: Sleep

05.10: Evil kids won't leave me alone MILD
I'm in my mom's house. My mom's upset for some reason and she keeps yelling at me. I yell back. She walks around the room and starts yelling again. I run up to her and yell the same words back in her face and we both start laughing. She seems to have a serious mental illness. Her dog Igor and my grandma's dog Lady starts wrestling on the floor. My dad cheers them on. I can hear my brother coming home and my mom starts yelling again. "You are not allowed to go into the sauna wet, only dry! I don't want to see any water at all!"

Dream skip. Not sure how I ended up infront of the house, but I'm lucid and I'm holding my hands up. The house is on fire. I focus and make the fire stronger by will.

Dream skip. I wake up in my bed. I look at the time, 09.30. "Strange, I've only slept for a few minutes since going back to sleep." I get up and remove some keys from my key hanger which doesn't really exist. It's crooked aswell and I start touching it.

I turn lucid just like that. "Cool, two lucids in one night!" I say out loud.

Dream skip. I'm walking down a path in the middle of a neighbourhood. There's a pine hedge all around me when I spot an outdoors toilet. I get in and do my thing, I look down at my hand. I count eight fingers or more and have to recount them after "feeling" the dream a bit, it's too real to be a dream.

Yup, I'm dreaming alright, sweet! Two kids show up, apparently I forgot to close the door, and when I look around I notice there are no walls. I'm still doing the number two though. The boys seems to be curious, a brown haired one around six and a white haired one around ten. I get a brilliant idea. "So, how does it feel to be a dream character, a part of me?" Halfway through the question, the white haired boy starts grinning and I can see his entire mouth is filled with pointy teeth, he looks quite evil.



He hesitates for a moment before replying. "You should ask Linus." That's a weird answer. "Linus who?" I say, and say a coworkers full name. "Yeah him, he's going to make a list." I have no idea what he's talking about and I keep on taking my crap, somehow it never is enough. We talk about something more but I can't recall what, all of a sudden the dream collapses around me and everything goes black.

I focus with all my might on the ground. I rub it with my hands and a sliver of vision returns. My vision gets better by the second and soon I'm back fully. "Gotta focus on the dream boys!" I say and do a noseplug RC, cool I can breathe. I look at the different plants around me, everything looks greener than in real life. I try to forget about my sleeping body.

All of a sudden everyone starts running away and a small kid in a dark red robe with the hoodie pulled up appears. I'm in some kind of tag game and I start running. I run around the nearest house and stop at the back. The kid comes up and I've had enough of that evil little brat, getting chased in a Lucid sucks. I grab the kid by his throat and lift him up. I enter the door next to me and a man in his fifties, trying to fend off another kid, tries to stab me with a knife.

I grab the knife inches from my face with telekinesis and the man is paralysed with fear. I forget about the kid I was holding as I enter the living room. Seems like there is another kid in here, harrassing the woman. I decide to show off my powers and make the knife spin around a bit, aswell as an unopened beer. I try to open the beer with the knife but I break away the metal thingy. I stab the beer and take a sip.

The woman is standing in the stairs, just as afraid as her husband was. I've got a firm hold on her leather bag with telekinesis as I make the knife spin around her head, very close to her eye. Her bag is made up of strange patterns and black beads. I read the bag and from it I get that she has had pheasant for lunch. My alarm wakes me up.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 7 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! My recall of the first part wasn't very good, I couldn't get more than a few scenes here and there and I have a hard time connecting the dots. Anyways it was cool to have another Lucid again, next time I'll try to focus on my "Fight" task.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! For those of you who has read my previous entries, you must have figured out I love fishing. Had a pretty long dream last night, was going fishing in the northern regions of Sweden.

22.30: Sleep

05.10: Going fishing and calling 911 for a ride
I'm at our vacation cabin up in northern Sweden. The upper floor is shaped just like our old house I grew up in and I'm standing in the TV room. There are rooms all around us and my cousin Therese is in one of them, trying to sleep. Somehow everyone in the house has trouble sleeping. I take a piss and go back to bed.

The dream skips. It's morning, I walk down the stairs and greet Therese at the bottom. "I barely slept at all last night" she tells me. I feel very tired myself. "I only slept for five hours, but I'm going fishing so I don't mind!" I say happily. I spot two small plastic containers on a coat hanger, there's a small fishing bobber with some hooks inside. I grab them and head out the door, my mom's taking me to some elderly couple who lives far out in the woods, apparently the fishing there is great.

The dream skips. I'm in town and we're waiting for our ride to come. I know it's going to be atleast another twenty minutes, and I can't wait for that long. I spot a very long row of phones hanging on the wall. I pick the first one up and call 911. I let the phone be and do the same with the next, and the next. I do this with atleast ten phones before I hear a lady's voice.

I introduce myself politely. "I'm just wondering if you could send me a ride, you see I have a bad ankle" I say. "Well ofcourse, it will be there in ten minutes" she tells me and I hang up. I put the rest of the phones back in place and head towards the nearest fishing gear store. I enter the store and spot a very advanced fishing bobber on the wall. 120 kr. I grab it and hands it to the guy in the register. I'm wearing my winter jacket for some reason. I bring out my wallet and the guy almost starts drooling over it. No idea why, I hand him 200 kr and get my change.

I leave the store on a high platform thingy, my mom's next to me. Soon we arrive at the parking lot and I can see the ambulance up ahead. It's a regular Volvo but coloured like an ambulance. I tell them I need help to get down and they help me. Ofcourse I have to fake the injury a bit, but my other leg has fallen asleep so I have a real limp. I get in the backseat of the ambulance and there's two girls in there with me.

They seem excited for some reason. I show them my code generators you need for WoW. They seem amused by them. I bring out my phone and realise it's broken. A small piece of plastic has come off and my mom calls me. I put the plastic back on and answer it. The thing falls off and the call breaks up. I hold it tight and call her again, she seems to be worried about me just taking off.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Long dreams are always fun.

Keep on dreaming. HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a couple of interesting dreams, but because my habit of writing them down is almost gone, I didn't do it. I recalled the dream and fell asleep again. The dreams are therefore full of holes, but I had a good time still. Although after dreams like that, I start to question my sanity.

23.00: Sleep

09.00: Jackass
I'm standing at the foot of a big mountain. I'm with Monica and my friend Felix. We're looking at a map of the different skiing slopes. I think about my wrists and wonder if I really should be up in the slopes. We decide to get out of there and we're waiting for a cab or a bus or something.

The dream skips. I'm riding a car behind the "Jackass" guys. They're doing some idiotic stunts on the highway, with two guys on a sled attached to a car. They accidentaly slam into a random guy by the road and drag him with them. "Oh shit" Weeman says. A turn comes up and he jumps off the sled, right into a pool below. He gives a thumbs up and we continue down the road. Another turn comes up and here's where shit gets weird.

Spoiler for WTF 18+:

A second guy gets off, he's naked and is wearing a rubber. "Pathetic!" he shouts at his penis. He stands on a balcony of sorts with a low wall around it. There are stairs going down to a lower level, and below there's a chick sunbathing, only wearing a thong. He starts masturbating and tries to get her attention. Soon he's shouting and the girl starts walking up the stairs. The guy comes all over himself, but it doesn't look real. They must be faking it somehow I think.

All of a sudden I am the guy himself. The girl walks up to me, wow she's hot. She sits down infront of me and wants to have sex. "What's that? Is it snot?" she asks me and points at my stomach. I tell her it's nothing and try to enter her. I can't get in, she moans a bit.

10.30: Looking for fishing hooks
I'm at a restaurant with a guy I used to work with. I get up and enter the small store nearby and look for fishing equipment. There's alot of different kind of jars with food in them, but no fishing gear. I exit the store and ask one of the waitors. "Yeah you can buy it in the store furthest away" he tells me and points. I start walking through the big mall and go down an escalator.

Monica is with me, we spot the store located furthest away in the place and enter it. It's an ice cream bar. The ice cream looks delicious and we decide to order some. Monica goes first and tells the guy behind the counter what she wants. He sticks his head down into the freezer and scoops up a yellow ball. He closes the box and somehow sticks his entire face down into the thing. He must be drunk or something.

I don't feel like eating ice cream anymore. The guy wipes his face clean and gives me a smile. I look at the different kinds of ice cream.


10.30: Fragment
*I'm watching a football arena being filled with soldiers. My brother Morgan's on one team and he's arranged his soldiers in a thin line formation. The other guy has them all over the place. Apparently Morgan has won eight games in a row.

10.30: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: None

That's it!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Was out drinking heavily last night, so I didn't dream much. Did have one dream which was rather weird.

03.00: Sleep

12.00: Damn crooks
I'm in my hotel room at Gran Canaria. It looks way bigger than it was and it seems as if we have a small house instead. I get out and pick up my phone and call my old friend Jesper. He picks up and I ask him if he feels like going shopping for groceries together. I remember he's living next to another one which is closer and he intends to go to that one. I hang up and sit down at a bench near the water. I can see a shell in the turquoise water, it's nice.

I mind my own business and just eat some crackers when a couple of guys in brown police suits shows up. "Is that box of crackers open?" one of them asks me. "Only one is open" I say and show him the box on the bottom, which was open. "Oh, I thought it was closed". There's two crackers left. "You can't have two boxes open at the same time, it's complicated but we have to arrest you" he tells me. I figure it has to be some kind of retarded law about germs and stuff.

I don't want to get arrested, so I start begging them not to. "Please don't arrest me! My girlfriend Monica's sick, she has a disease, she can't do anything on her own". "A disease?" they ask. "Well, almost like a disease, she has so bad memory she can't even remember what she was supposed to do when she goes to the bathroom". They decide not to arrest me, but just fine me instead.

I'm given a 5 euro bill and I take out my wallet. I stare at the coins for a long time, wondering if I should really do this. I decide it's best to just play along and I give him back a 1 euro coin and a 20 euro bill. "Thanks" I say and walk away.

12.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 9 hours

Supplements: Massive amounts of alcohol

That's it! I'll try to get lucid tomorrow morning. Hopefully I'll have a nice REM rebound because of the drinking.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Had a vivid dream this morning. Was kinda fun one aswell.

23.15: Sleep

05.10: Party in the basement
I'm in an elevator with my brother Martin and Monica. She's naked for some reason, I squeeze her butt a bit. "I use to pretend there are zombies in the building" I say. "And I can't make a sound, or they'll hear me". We go down to the first floor, but before we reach it I hear voices. It's those damn Russians again, I know it is. We get out of the elevator, Monica's suddenly dressed. Two Russians appear and walk by. We're off to the laundry room in the basement.

Martin wants to head back after a few steps. "Come on! Don't worry man" I tell him. Monica disappears but my friend G appears instead. "I have to repark the car" he tells me and heads off. I've got heavy army boots on and I walk funny. Martin follows me anyways. We head down a corridor and turn left. I can hear music. Martin seems to be scared again. "Dude, just pretend you're one of them" I say and walk with confidence as a Russian guy walks past.

I have two plastic, empty gasoline bottles in my hands and throw them in a bin. We enter a big room. It seems to be some kind of night club, only it's not open yet. There are yellow bar chairs and a few people drinking all around us and up on the small stage. The music sounds like "Cascada" and there's a girl in the DJ booth. She smiles at us, and invites us to the dance floor. We're just passing through though and I shake my head and move through the small crowd.

I spot my friend Eric in a sofa. He smiles at me with his entire mouth and waves like crazy. He seems to be excited that we've found a good place to party at. "Matte! You owe me a drink" I hear someone say. I turn around and at the bar my two sisters are sitting. "Buy me a drink on my birthday" my sister Madeleine says. It's actually Malin's birthday, but anyways.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! I'm so excited for my next lucid. Can't wait!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Not only is my recall going down, but I managed to miss getting Lucid again while RC'ing. I'm pissed.

01.00: Sleep

07.00: WBTB 15 minutes

07.00: Pool
I'm with my friend Jesper and his family in a big pool. We swim around and do whatever. My sister's friend has apparently lost most of her keys and we try to find it. I find several keychains and small shiny objects she had on her key chain. We get out of the pool to go buy some beer. There's a small store nearby and we enter it. I look for beer at the back and find a few cans. A foreign guy walks up to me as I'm trying to find more and tells me he needs beer. Apparently because I haven't decided what I'm supposed to get, he can just take whatever I have taken.

He takes my three beers and I'm left with weak beer. I spot an old classmate. "Hey man, can I buy some beer off of you?" he smiles and shakes his head. God damnit. I realise there's one more person who has beer. It's Ove from the series "Solsidan". We get out of the store and walk into his house. He's at the neighbours so we are free to search his home. I see a case of beer above his stove and spice cabinet. I spot a bottle of "Lucid Dreamer" pills. I accidentaly make them fall and have to put them back again. "Hurry up he's coming back soon" Jesper tells me. I arrange the bottles, but I can't remember exactly how they were before. He's definitely going to notice something's off.

12.00: Fragment
*I'm about to be executed for something. It's going to happen the next day and I think about how it would feel to either get your head chopped off or get a lethal injection. "There's no way I can do this" I tell Monica. "I'm going to escape and I'd rather kill myself than letting anyone else kill me" I say. She looks worried.

12.00: Be more critical!
I'm at a dock with another guy. We're about to go fishing but he tells me there's something wrong with his boat. "The one just outside of Africa's coast, I have to fix the box. The other people were drunk" he tells me. Whatever that means. "Alright man, I'll wait here" I tell him and check the worms, they are still alive and well. I spot a table and head over there. Three coworkers are there. I sit down and is handed a blank paper. It's a test in English and Maths, but I haven't studied. I write down some random equations and try to think of the words we were supposed to do, but I haven't even seen them once.

After a while I scramble the paper in frustration. "What's one single F going to do? I've got A's in all the other ones" I tell them. "Why didn't you study?" Björn asks me. "Well, I did before, alot, but I guess that was a week ago" I say. Two large boats arrive and dock. Loads of people get out, mostly graduate students. "Oh cool, look at that" I say and point. There are several nice looking ones, it looks like they aren't wearing enough clothes. A bunch of Asian girls eye me and giggle.

I get up and head into a house further up the hill. My friend G's there and he's playing Pokemon. I watch for a while as he's getting beat by some crocodile/turtle Pokemon. "I love Golem" I tell him. "He's got alot of attack and defense". I sit down at a table and my friend Felix is there. He puts a razor on his plate and balances it there. "I shaved my pubic hair with that" I tell him. He throws it away in disgust. His brother Victor comes down the stairs. "You know six Asian girls just went up" I tell him.

"Yeah I know" he replies with a big smile. Suddenly I feel like doing a RC. I look at my hand and count six fingers. That must be wrong. I count again, I still get six. I close one of my eyes and count again. Six. "Hmm, my vision is a bit blurry" I say and rub my eyes. I start thinking of dreams and know that one dream sign is that my tongue feels extremely thick and clumsy in my mouth. I can't seem to talk properly. Just like a moment ago. I dismiss it and count my fingers again, six, only this time there's tiny fingers growing out inbetween them all...

12.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10½ hours

Supplements: 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Oh well, I guess this can still happen. Although I have decided to start doing RC's VERY properly again. No more slacking and I will also try to up my recall. Three dreams in 10½ hours of sleep is so bad by my standards. I will get Lucid tomorrow, and I will fight! Unless I get drunk tonight haha.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Actually it's almost night time. Just got home from sunny Gran Canaria and even though I intended to take a week off dreaming, I couldn't do it... Yes, I am addicted. Still, it's pretty hard to ignore those awesome dreams you've just had and when you have unlimited sleeping time, it's kinda hard to resist getting lucid. Oh well, I had some really fucked up dreams, and five lucids in total. Here's what I dreamt.

6/5 - Short fight DILD
*I'm fighting two guys when I realise I'm dreaming. They still come at me though and I half-heartedly hope they won't hit me. Their punches stops before they hit me, sweet!

8/5 - Finding my sword MILD
*I'm sitting at a table with three older guys. I have a gun in my hand, and one of them is telling me to shoot him. I check the mag, it's full of bullets. I shove it back in and cock the pistol. I put the gun against the man's neck. "What if this isn't reality" one of the other two asks me. "What if we're dreaming right now?" I say and look at my hand.

I realise I'm dreaming as I count seven fingers. I have a task set in mind already, to find a sword of some sorts. I leave the gun on the table and walk over to the corner. I see a bucket filled with different umbrellas and I know there will be a sword somewhere in there. I search around for a while until I see something wrapped in plastic.

I grab the plastic and I recognise the hilt of a samurai sword. I draw the blade from its hilt. It's a rather short, and very curved sword. I feel the edge and it's razor sharp. One of the men starts talking. He wanted to die didn't he? I slice him right in the face several times and step back. Nothing happens! Either the sword is extremely sharp and a shove will make him fall to pieces, or it's defect.



Looked like this only alot nicer and with a samurai hilt. The sharp edge was on the outside aswell.

8/5 - Flying MILD
* I'm standing on a platform far up in a tree. Several orcs or something similar is coming up through the hatch and I slam a wooden rod into the leader, knocking him off the thing. The rest gets kicked down the ladder. Monica is on a platform nearby. I look behind me and spot a green house with its attic doors open. I jump to it and Monica aswell. We close the doors and windows and await the creatures. I can barely see anything, but I can hear them crawling outside all around us.

"Meat! Give me blood!" my father howls and hammers at the wall from outside. He's one of them. I try to scrape up some meat from the floor with my fingers but I'm just left with some blood. Monica picks up a spine, opens up a window and throws it out. We run to the back of the attic as fast as we can and sneak out through a small door. Down on the ground I can see the creatures just around the corner, I also spot a hole in the hedge infront of us. "Won't they hear us?" Monica asks anxiously. "No, don't worry" I say and run for it.

We keep our heads down while running as fast as we can. I look behind us from time to time to make sure no one is following us, no one is. Two skyscrapers appear ahead and we walk in between them. A few boulders are in the middle of the yard and we duck behind them. I spot someone in the window and I'm sure it's a spy of my mother. I crouch down even more. Suddenly I hear voices.

"I bet they went to the hockey hall" my dad says. Please make them go there I pray for a second. The voices disappear.

I turn lucid. Monica's next to me and we each have a shovel in our hands. I sit down on it, like a witch would a broom, and try to fly. It's not working. I try and try but it's not working. I know I can fly without it, but Monica can't fly on her own. Perhaps I should just leave this stupid DC and fly on my own? I decide to give it a few more tries, and soon I'm flying.

It feels even cooler than flying without anything at all. We both fly around the hills and up in trees, getting cherry blossoms all over. I lean to the right and I fly to the right, the wind blowing in my hair. We arrive at a few more buildings and I fly up one of them. I realise the dream has lasted for a very long time. I don't even care if I wake up by now, would rather not lose my recall.

10/5 - Wtf? MILD
*I'm with my sister Malin in a house. The enemy is in the room next to us and out on the balcony. Malin has some awesome machine gun and she blasts the other room without even looking. She forgets the lock on the gun and it keeps on firing. I have to duck to not get my head blown off. I take the gun from her. I enter the room and spot a guy outside the window, I shoot him in the face with ease. This gun is great! I exit the door leading out to the balcony and it's a wooden dock. Another guy gets his face blasted and I step out onto the dock. I hear a splash and quickly turn around and shoot, my wife. She's hit in the throat. "I forgot you're not supposed to make a noise like that around you" she says, dying infront of me.

I refuse to let this happen and rewind the entire dream. I shoot the first guy and then exit the door and shoot the second.

I realise I'm dreaming.

Spoiler for Wtf? 18+:

A girl right next to me is sunbathing naked. Her sun-tanned body glistening in the sun. I rub her perfect ass for a while, I intend to have sex! She gets up on all four, but there is something brown inside her pussy. Uhm okay... Please don't let it be shit. I imagine it being a brown dildo instead and I pull it out.

I lose the dream, but I don't wake up. All of a sudden I'm crawling on a road. I can feel and see the hot asphalt under me for a few seconds.

11/5 - Ohoy! I'm a super... villain? MILD
*The dream before was about Entropia Universe, a game in which you can collect ore in by mining. This dream is just forming around me and I'm inside of a computer shop. My friend Eric walks in. "Hey Eric! Check it out, I'm not in the dream yet" I say and the second later after taking a step through the alarm beams:

"But now I am!" I have just done some kind of Dream WILD again. Monica is there with me and she is going to mine some ore. I need to find her an orefinder. It looks just like a laptop, only it's green. I know I won't find one there and I don't intend to waste time walking around trying to find one. I grab a regular laptop. "This will do" I tell her and walk towards the alarm beams again. I see a few people holding computer screens and other laptops. Damn thieves! Apparently we're not out of the store yet, and I walk up to one of the big glass windows. I break it with telekinesis and an enormous CD disc falls down from the roof. I grab it with my right hand using telekinesis.

"Now it begins" I say and laugh out loud. I leave the store and head left. We're in a shopping mall and standing in the middle of the main walkway going through it. People are running from something on the right, and to the left is different shops with stands outside of them. I reach out violently with both hands and the stands furthest away explode in a cascade of glass and debris. The huge CD shoots away from me and cuts most of the people in its way in half.

I make a clawing motion with my hands and bring back my arms, the rest of the stands gets completely demolished and the disc comes zooming back. Everyone has been cut in half, not a sound escapes anyone, all I can hear is glass shattering. Monica is right behind me, her powers are meant for something else. We're some kind of super villains I guess. We take a right after a few meters.

There's not much to destroy here, but I spot an escalator and I reach out with my hand. With a single squeeze I leave the escalator deformed out of repair, and glass everywhere. A dead end, another window to break. I break it and realise this window leads out of the building. I bring the disc to our feet and we get on. I make it fly and Monica starts sending text messages. We fly over the front of the building; a roundabout with a few flags in the middle of it, and lots of people entering the mall. Some look up at us while we fly over their heads.

A forest appears and I decide to fly low to keep the dream stable. If I don't focus on anything I will lose it. Monica keeps texting and I'm a bit annoyed. I avoid as many trees as possible but soon the dream starts to fade.

Amount of sleep: 9+ hours every day

That's it! If you're wondering why most dreams were so dark, I think I know why. My current goal is to take over a kingdom with the powers I have, and I really need an opponent to fight. I have been a God practicly in most my lucids and I want competition! I need someone or something to spar against and test my powers. So, one of the goals I have at the moment is to fight someone, this makes most my dreams about fighting somehow.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! WBTB's are damn hard when you're exhausted. I woke up six hours into sleep and intended to WBTB. I think I managed to stay up for around a minute before I went back to sleep and had a few dreams. Woke up again and did some mantras, which resulted in me getting lucid in a pretty cool way. Second time ever I get a Dream Induced Wild Induced Lucid Dream. Or whatever you want to call it.

23.00: Sleep

05.10: WBTB 5 minutes

09.00: Fragment
*I'm playing World of Warcraft with my friend Jonas.

09.00: Carcrash becomes nightmareish
I'm at a cabin far from my home town. Me and my friends have been partying with alot of other people, and we want to get out of there. There's seven of us total, and the cab driver pulls up. "I will not take more than three" he tells me. "Why not?!" I ask him. I'm so pissed. We will need to get three cars then, it's going to be very expensive. He gives me a bullshit reason. "Give me one logical reason, anything that makes sense". He tells me something I can't remember, but I don't accept it.

My friend Eric's brother comes out of the cabin. He starts arguing with Eric. Now we're nine who needs a ride. I get in the cab anyways with three more, including my coworker Kimmo. The cab goes in the wrong direction. Alot of cars are heading towards the other direction. "There's alot of cars going home from town at the moment" the cab driver says. I figure this is another way to Stockholm and just sit back.

I'm in the middle seat in the back, and suddenly we slow down. There's a white van coming towards us up ahead. "He'll move" I say. We're not going more than 10/kmh and the van up ahead is closing in fast. A second before impact I close my eyes, and our car is thrown back violently. I hold on for dear life and try to push my body against the seat to minimize whiplash. The car starts flipping. I'm not hurt all. "This is like a roller coaster haha!" I manage to say with force. The car stops upside down. "Is everyone okay?" I ask. They all say yes.

We crawl out of the car and I cough some. I take a look around. We're infront of an old house. Instead of doors and windows are pitch black holes. It's got an eerie feeling to it, and I spot something infront of the door. A grill with vegetables and sausages. It's still sizzling, which means someone is around here. "Hello?!" I shout. No answer. I enter the door but quickly go back out again.



Dream skips. I'm once again infront of the house, but this time it has windows and doors. I'm with a bunch of kids and my coworker Niclas. I spot movement in the window on the second floor, I also hear laughter. We all enter the house and Niclas takes a right, I check out a few rooms on the first floor. I get a weird feeling from this place. I follow the others and arrive in a huge room, with a staircase going along the walls upwards. I run the stairs, the kids are laughing for some reason and I can hear Niclas whistling. "Nicke! Where are you?!". I reach the top and realise most kids have disappeared. And my coworker is nowhere to be seen. Five or six kids are left on the top, and they're disappearing one at a time. "Let's go! We have to get out of here" I say and start running down the stairs. An eye appears in the corner of my eye all of a sudden. It's green but quickly turns into blue, then brown. It's the eyes of all the kids who have been taken so far.

09.00: Ice cream time! D-WILD
I wake up in the same house. I'm on a hard school chair and next to me is a guy with a thin moustache. He takes two metal screws and fastens them on his armrest. "Two now, you better step up" he tells me with an evil smile. I haven't gotten lucid yet, no way I'm letting him beat me. I lay back and relax, it's kinda hard since the chair is digging into my hip. Perhaps I should WILD...

I'm standing on a street leading into town square in my home town. I start running and force myself to go faster with every step. Soon I'm running faster than a car, awesome! I jump and start gliding, but I can't maintain the height and I scrape my stomach on the ground. I don't slow down though and I fly a few feet above the ground. The town square is up ahead, and I intend to fly into it. I try to imagine an invisible ramp I can take off on, but I fail.

I stop flying and run and jump the last bit. I enter town square, and there's people everywhere. To fly I have to jump and fly straight up first, and I make a few mini jumps before I'm airborn. I fly straight up and then in circles. I remember that I usually wake up when flying and I start rubbing my hands. I fall for a second. My hands are needed for flying it seems, but I force myself to be able to anyways and soon I can do it. I keep on rubbing my hands and look at them, pale with four fingers.

I get tired of flying and let myself fall. I land on the roof of a grocery store, denting the metal beneath. I jump down onto the ground and enter the store. There's people everywhere here aswell, but I just jump over them and start walking through the store. I wonder if I should teleport... Nah, the hard chair I'm sleeping on will probably make me lose the dream. I almost lose the dream, but I manage to stabilize it by rubbing my hands and focusing on my senses.

I arrive at the fruit stands, but instead of fruit I see rows and rows of ice cream in buckets. Different flavours, except vanilla.



I want that. "The vanilla is all the way in the back" a store clerk woman says. I start walking towards the back of the store. A guy in a wheelchair digs out a few buckets of vanilla from the back of the freezer. I grab one and bring out a spoon from nowhere. I take a big scoop and put it in my mouth. It tastes great. I scoop out a huge chunk and realise there's no way for me to put it all in my mouth.

I imagine my mouth being twice as big, and I eat it all up. There are other flavours infront of me and I run the spoon over all of them, combining them. Gorging oneself on ice cream is wicked. I eat the combo and take a last scoop before heading towards the candy. I reach the stand and dip my ice cream into the jelly hearts and then the pralines. Like huge sprinkles!



09.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! I woke up from the lucid, lying on my back. My drool was almost making me choke and I had to swallow alot of it. Might have been why I woke up.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! That was a cool night. I had been working alot on my awareness and RC's during the day, and did some mantras just before bed. It resulted in two lucids and the last one was the longest I've ever had. Too bad my recall wasn't that great, also I wasn't thinking clearly all the time. Might have been why the dream was so long.

23.00: Sleep

05.10: Teleportation MILD
I'm walking uphill toward my appartment. I'm with my friend Felix and Monica. We stop outside of a building and I spot a cherry tree. I pick a few. "I wonder if I can use these for payment in those gumball machines" I say and hold up the hard seeds. We enter the building, a great lobby appears but there's no one around. We continue walking further into the what seems like a mall and arrive at the bottom of an escalator and infront of a few rows of clothes.

I get lucid and look around. There's people running around but I don't pay them any attention. I have my task firmly set in mind, teleportation. (I have been trying to teleport using portals, since that hasn't worked really, I decided to try spinning) I start spinning with my arms out from my body. It's not going as fast as I thought it would, but soon everything's a blur. I start imagining touching jungle leaves. I spin around for a few seconds and everything goes black, but my feeling is still there.

Suddenly I can feel something, it's like wood. My vision returns to me and I'm touching the walls inside of a small room. The walls are made of bamboo. "Well, I guess this will do" I say to myself. I look out of the window and there's a pool of water outside. A wall is on the other side and going along right next to it is a narrow pathway. People starts showing up, in a long line.

They start running and if I don't stop them, they will get me! I pick up a gun lying on the floor, some kind of automatic weapon and shoot away. There's no sound, no recoil, nothing. But people start falling down. I do this for a while, alternating weapons, shooting invisible shots. Some weapons are very effective, some not very so. Weapons in dreams never works properly...

05.10: Being a douche DEILD/MILD
I'm with my coworker Björn and some other guy in the middle of the street in some dusty town. (I can't remember what we've just done, but I've got a feeling the dream has already been going on for quite a while) Björn is about to wake up to re-join the dream, being lucid. "Do it during a nap, and you'll end up in REM right away. But hurry up, I'll probably wake up in a while" I tell him. He stands still for a while, nothing happens.

"I killed myself once with a sword to the chest to wake up. Only how can you be really sure you won't die for real? You might not be dreaming" I say. "Ok, getting out of a dream is hard" he says. "Dude, if you know you're in a dream, you're already lucid!" I say. Duh.

I slap his face to prove my point. "See?" I try to slap him again and again, he deflects my blows grinning like a fool. "Now slap me, it won't hurt". "Are you sure?" he asks uncertainly. "Yeah man, trust me, just slap me" I say. His hand is about to hit my face, but I easily dodge it to the side and jump back. "Hah!" I exclaim and stretch out my hand, intending to lift him up with telekinesis. It doesn't work. "God damnit!". I flip my hand and raise it, Björn's foot starts going upwards aswell.

"You always do that!" the guy next to me tells me as Björn's hanging upside down, struggling with the invisible cords while laughing. "The problem with Lucid dreams is recall. I mean everything looks so real and feels so real, it's just that I won't be able to remember it as clearly" I tell the other guy and he agrees with me. I look at my hand, I've got seven fingers and I grip the railing infront of me.

My brother's friend Tom appears out of nowhere. I feel like screwing around with him and lift him up with telekinesis. I throw him around gently and hold him upside down for a while. He tries to escape into a house but I catch up with him before he reaches the elevator. I make him fly outside again. Rinse and repeat. Tom is starting to get really mad and I have to keep him from coming at me now. "Can you cut it the fuck out?!" he yells at me. I put him down. "You've been doing this for twenty minutes, isn't it enough already?!"

I check my memory, damn he's right. I have been doing this for a very long time, and I feel bad. "I'm sorry man, I didn't think that people would care in a Lucid Dream. "Well, now you do!" he tells me angrily. I feel sorry for him and I feel like an ass. I pat him on the back and try to comfort him from the frightening experience. His back has some strange slime on it. "Hey Matte watch out!" he tells me and grabs my arm, pulling me away from the building. I look back and realise it's about to come down. A second later the balconies starts collapsing and there's only rubble left of the building.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6 hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Awesome lucids in the middle of the week. That's what I'm talking about. A bit foggy recall, I know the second dream had way more in the beginning, but I know I had a good time back then, that's what matters!

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning!

22.30: Sleep

05.10: At work
I'm at work and it's dusk out. I can see something alight further down the dock and I start running toward it. My cellphone starts ringing and I pick up. It's my uncle, he asks me if I'm ready to go. I tell him soon, gotta fix something first. I run and do whatever at the light and head back. At the toolsheds my coworker Valdis shows up. He's pissed because someone ordered the wrong rebar size. I sympathize for a second before I turn around and intend to go change.

I spot two fences that needs moving and I make eye contact with a truck driver. I point at them and point further up the street. He picks them up. I walk up the street and bump into my uncle, my aunt's husband and another guy. They've all got suits on. "Wait for me ok?" I say and start jogging. "We'll call you incase you can't make it" my uncle says. I start running up some stairs with some school kids on my way to the locker rooms.

05.10: Riding the train
I'm on the train. I've got my black, plastic Warhammer case with me. It kinda looks like those black suitcases rich people have. A girl starts talking to me, I guess it's because she thinks I've got a sweet job. "So what do you do?" she asks. I tell her my occupation, and in Swedish it can be mistaken for something fancy. I then explain further exactly what it means, don't want to fool her. "A shovel monkey" she makes a face. "Oh... So what's the case for?" she asks me. I tell her about the miniature game. "When I was younger, not much gave me intellectual stimuli, but this did". The train stops and she has to go, we say good bye and she's gone.

I realise her backpack is still on the floor. The train doors close shut and she stands outside helpless. I point towards the front of the train, trying to make her understand I will grab her bag and wait for her at the next stop. Somehow I don't get off at the next stop. I get off at the last one. I sit down and wait and I check out my Warhammer miniatures. They look sweet.

A guy I know from school arrives in a wheel chair. He's smoking a cigar. Also I don't really get what the signs are saying. I had no idea that train went this way. Three drunken old men starts laughing, they're all wearing jeans jackets. A guy on a truck arrives and starts offloading welding masks. "Got any bag in there?" I ask him. "Nope" he tells me.

05.10: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 6½ hours

Supplements: None

That's it! Funny thing to dream of, haven't played Warhammer in many years.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Didn't get lucid last night even though I tried. A fluke!

23.30: Sleep

05.30: Fragments
*I'm talking to my friend Jesper about Dream Views. "I haven't done my post count this week" he tells me. "I've started slacking".

*Tyrion Lannister from the series "A song of ice and fire" is apparently the prodigal son, not his brother Jaime. People refuse to believe this is true, that a dwarf is the son the prophecies are talking about. There's a big battle and the only survivor is Tyrion and his horse. He gets up on his horse and starts walking. The closest city is hundred of miles away, but the horse lets him eat from its flesh. He eats from its neck and legs. A loyal horse.

05.30: Bathing and fishing
I'm at work with my youngest brother Morgan. There's a water pump, circulating the water at the dock and my brother jumps in. "It's warm!" he exclaims and swims around. Apparently not all spots are warm as he starts shivering. I drag him out of the water. A huge wave is coming in. I lift him up one more level and jump up myself just in time for the wave to crash into the dock. "That was close, what a huge wave" I say and walk up to the tool shed close by. There are strange notes hanging on the wall, with numbers for different waves. I see slash112's note, a wave with a 2.5 marking on it. I grab a note and scribble down some stuff and hang it up.

We leave the tool shed and walk along the shore. Two people are fishing up ahead amongst the reeds. One of them is Monica. I watch for a while, they seem to be fly fishing. Behind me there's a very old red house. I spot a huge black and limegreen spider. It backs away a bit and I just have to take a picture of it. I'm about to ask Monica for her cellphone. The other guy fishing gets a bite and pulls up a big pike. My cellphone starts ringing, and mosquitoes starts biting me. I pick up and an older guy is on the other side. He starts giving me advice on what kind of flies I should use for fly fishing.

05.30: WBTB 10 minutes

11.00: Playing Counter Strike and pooping
I'm at a LAN party, watching two teams playing Counter Strike: Source. They suck. They are playing an aim-map. After a while one of the guys has to pee and tells me to take over. I can feel my pulse quicken, this is going to be fun. His keyboard is in a weird angle though, and his sensitivity is so low. I try to correct it after dying but ends up typing in "Server" something. After a while I get it right and starts shooting people with AWP.

The dream skips. I'm now playing with my friend Eric. I tell him how messed up the previous game was. The gravity rules were totally off and I can really feel a difference now when I'm playing on a proper server. I have an Mp5 and I stalk around in corridors. I arrive at an intersection and I kill a few people with my awp (apparently had one).

The dream skips. Me and a few friends are going somewhere. I have to take a shit first though, and I sit down. I'm constipated like never before and I try to squeeze the bugger out for atleast ten minutes. After almost popping a blood vessel, one of my friends enters the room. "Here, you will drink this" he tells me and hands me a cup of coffee. "Get out" I say and start drinking. "I also want your mom's number". "Get the fuck out, I'm trying to take a shit!" I tell him and gulp down the coffee.

11.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 11 hours

Supplements: 100 mg B6, 1 x Lucid Dreamer at WBTB

That's it! Sucky I didn't get Lucid. Also kinda boring that I wasn't able to recall more. I also have a fragment of me getting lucid in a weird way... not sure exactly what it was about but I didn't fully grasp I was lucid. Oh well.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!

NON-DREAM DREAM LUCID

Good morning! Intended to get lucid this morning with a short WBTB. Didn't even get up and I fell back asleep. Next time I woke up it was way too late to bother. Had a few cool dreams which makes up for it.

23.30: Sleep

10.00: Damn bees
I'm with my friend G in a forest. I have no idea what we're going to do, but apparently collecting honey from bees is something we need to do. I guess it's survival time. We spot a big nest on a fallen log and get to work. I watch as G tries to dig the honey out and he's covered in bees. They don't seem to hurt him really, but soon I can't take it. My arm hurts and I run away. I look down at my arm and it's completely covered in ants. They're huge and glistening black. I spot a single bee on my finger stinging me. I flick the bee away and try to find another way around the nest.

I start climbing a cliff next to a lake. It's got spots of ice on it and the ice is brown and yellow. A narrator voice starts talking. "It's over a hundred years old, and hard as rock". I carefully position my feet to not slip, but I soon realise it's impossible to pass here. I head back and start walking back towards G. I spot him up ahead, lying down. Oh shit he's unconscious. I jump over the fallen log and shake G awake. "We gotta go!" I tell him and pick him up and drag him away. Soon he's walking on his own. We arrive at a camp with a small fire going. "We need to put him down by the fire" I tell everyone and we start stacking tiny pieces of wood to make a bed or something. What were you supposed to do when someone got stung by a bee? Oh well. "We will not choose this island next time" G tells me.

10.00: Fighting dad with heavy weapons
I'm on a big stage at a consert. There are people everywhere and I know one of the guys playing in the band. He tells me to follow him and I do. We exit the stage through the covers and when I reach the end of the backstage, I see tons of people in a line. It's probably ten people wide, and I can see a line going through it where no one is standing. I spot the guy I was with at the end of the broad line and I jump down and follow him. Halfway through the crowd, someone starts yelling. "It's him!". Everyone goes crazy and starts running towards the star. He runs towards a large field and I get semi-lucid, imagining myself running in huge leaps. I quickly reach the front of the crowd and we run towards a grove of tree's.

I need to hide the key I'm holding. I climb up some rocks and jump through some bushes. I hide the key cleverly and look around. There are long and thin trees all around me, like bamboo. I climb one of them and scout. The dream gets kinda fuzzy from here. I see small miniature monkeys climbing the trees from outside and I bend the trees to smack down on them, killing them. A war breaks out and I fight several people at once, at last the key is stolen and a girl asks me something. I light a lighter and hold it up to the board I hung it on, inspecting it.

I feel like I have to find the key again. I start running towards the middle of the grove and all of a sudden my dad shows up. Oh shit, he's got two of the arms that we were supposed to hide (apparently the key was a robotic arm with huge weapons on it). My dad picks up one of the arms and mounts it on his regular arm. I run upstairs (now at my parents house) and enter my brother's room. There's a guy in terminator armor there and I blast away with my lasercannon. Not much happens until I supercharge it and shove it up under his chin. I fire away and he collapses. My dad enters the room. "You think that will do anything against me?" he asks and starts walking towards me slowly.

I blast his face with my flamethrower and my lasercannon. I aim at his right eye, but he seems to be unaffected. Soon I'm cornered but I dodge under his arms and run down the stairs. I pick up the other arm and it's also got a flamethrower on. My dad shows up and I hold out both my arms, blasting his face with fire and laser. I back away slowly as he's coming at me. I can tell it's working now, his face starts getting sun tanned and some of his skin is coming off, like you get when you've been in the sun for too long. A neighbour shows up and asks my dad something. We stop fighting and he tells him that I was a great boxer back in the days. A blonde girl shows up and picks up my dad's weapons. I start blasting her face with fire and her hair is making it more effective. She gets tanned quickly.

10.00: Amsterdam
I'm on a bus with a few friends and Monica. We're in Amsterdam and I recognise the street as one of the fancier ones. I remember staying at a hotel nearby, and I can see alot of neon signs of casino's and big hotels. We get off at the next stop. We're going to a club and go through a park. I feel safe as I know it's a nice part of town. I hear a plane and look up. It's a steam roller/crane flying on mini wings which are flapping away. "It can do that because it's balanced out" my coworker Snusknicke tells me. It seems logical. I watch it for a while, flying away. Soon we arrive at a club entrance. "New Club" I read on the sign out front, we all enter.

I spot a poster with something like, "We see, you see" on. I figure it's telling us to behave because they're watching us. We arrive in a room with alot of sofa's. My friends have already taken a seat and is talking to eachother and a few other people. The club hasn't opened yet. "Where can I turn in my jacket and these bags?" I ask. I've bought something, no idea what. "Shhhhh!" Eric tells me. "Unless you want to pay alot, just put them behind these sofa's" No way I'm doing that.

10.00: Fragments
*I'm talking to a girl I used to talk to on the phone. Suddenly she's by my side.

*I'm in a grocery store, digging a hole in the floor. Apparently it's turned into soft mud and I am clearing it up. The hole is man-sized and water starts seeping up from the ground. I keep on clearing it, ice chunks floating around. The chef of the place shows up. "Hey, I'll work for you instead, I went to chef's school" I tell him. We laugh and he walks away. I clear the hole up, soon it's only filled with clear water.

10.00: Wake up

Amount of sleep: 10½ hours

Supplements: Nothing

That's it! I'll do a G+C combo tomorrow. IF I can get my fat ass out of bed.

Keep on dreaming, HARE BRA!